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{{Infobox Soyjak
I'm living in that 21st century
| name          = A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak
Doing something mean to it
| image          = File:A24_Slow-Burn_Soyjak.png
Do it better than anybody you ever seen do it
| original_image = File:Marvel trailer reaction.jpg
Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it
| type          = [[Soyjak]] variant
I guess every superhero need his theme music
| origin        = [[Tv/|/tv/]], [[4chan]] (March 23, 2018)<ref name="origin"/>
No one man should have all that power
| booru_posts    = {{boorusearch|variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak|display=1500+}} <small>As of April 22nd, 2023</small>
The clock's ticking, I just count the hours
| traced_from    = James' Youniverse
Stop tripping, I'm tripping off the power
| subvariants    = [[Jacobson#Jacobson (Deformed subvariant)|Jacobson]]
(21st-century schizoid man)
}}
The system broken, and the school's closed, the prisons open
 
We ain't got nothin' to lose, ma'fucka, we rollin'
The '''Slow-Burn Soyjak''' is a popular [[soyjak]] variant. It is the [[Origin of soyjak|second-oldest soyjak]], releasing just a couple months after the original, as well as the first soyjak to be traced from a [[Soy Boy|real-life soyboy]] instead of being a [[Wojak]] derivative.
Huh? Ma'fucka, we rollin'
 
With some light-skinned girls and some Kelly Rowlands
== History ==
In this white man's world, we the ones chosen
On March 23, 2018, [[Tv/|/tv/]] exploded with discussion and mockery pertaining to the YouTube reactor James' Youniverse (TheEricButts) and his over-the-top soyface reaction to capeshit movie trailers.<ref>The following year, James' Youniverse would become even more infamous for his egregious reaction to a "Star Wars: IX" teaser trailer.</ref> The same day, somebody traced a soyjak of him and uploaded it to one of the mockery threads under the filename ''soy.png''.<ref name="origin">http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/96297170/#96299728 </ref>
So goodnight, cruel world, I'll see you in the mornin'
 
Huh? I'll see you in the mornin'
=== Naming ===
This is way too much, I need a moment
During and preceding the marketing campaign for ''The Lighthouse'' in mid-2019, the as-of-then unnamed soyjak became heavily associated with bone-chilling, character-development-driven, cheap-jumpscares-free, emotionally-draining, slow-burn "horror kino" created by A24, due to a Gigachad spammer with some kind of vendetta.<ref>http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/a24/image/F8iP35KBzmmQYubQdGSE_g/order/asc/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/%22slow%20burn%22/type/op/end/2019-08-17/page/1/</ref> The connection has stuck ever since.
No one man should have all that power
 
The clock's ticking, I just count the hours
== See also ==
Stop tripping, I'm tripping off the power
 
'Til then, fuck that, the world's ours
* [[Jacobson]], the deformed subvariant of A24.
And they say, and they say
 
And they say, and they say
==Gallery==
And they say, and they say
<gallery>
(21st-century schizoid man)
File:Hackerjak.png|A24 as the Anonymous logo.
Fuck SNL and the whole cast
File:Fetishes.png|This is often posted on /soy/ along with "What are your fetishes"
Tell 'em Yeezy said they can kiss my whole ass
</gallery>
More specifically, they can kiss my asshole
{{reflist}}
I'm an asshole? You niggas got jokes
{{Variants}}
You short-minded niggas thoughts is Napoleon
[[Category:Variants]]
My furs is Mongolian, my ice brought the goalies in
Now I embody every characteristic of the egotistic
He knows he so fuckin' gifted
I just needed time alone, with my own thoughts
Got treasures in my mind but couldn't open up my own vault
My childlike creativity, purity and honesty
Is honestly being crowded by these grown thoughts
Reality is catching up with me
Taking my inner child, I'm fighting for custody
With these responsibilities that they entrusted me
As I look down at my diamond encrusted piece
Thinkin', no one man should have all that power
The clock's ticking, I just count the hours
Stop tripping, I'm tripping off the powder
'Til then, fuck that, the world's ours
And they say, and they say
And they say, and they say
And they say, and they say
(21st-century schizoid man)
Colin Powells, Austin Powers
Lost in translation with a whole fuckin' nation
They say I was the abomination of Obama's nation
Well that's a pretty bad way to start the conversation
At the end of the day, goddammit, I'm killin' this shit
I know damn well y'all feeling this shit
I don't need your pussy, bitch, I'm on my own dick
I ain't gotta power trip, who you goin' home with?
How 'Ye doing? I'm surviving
I was drinking earlier, now I'm driving
Where the bad bitches, huh? Where y'all hiding?
I got the power make your life so exciting
Now this will be a beautiful death
I'm jumping out the window
I'm letting everything go
I'm letting everything go
Mmm, now this will be a beautiful death
I'm jumping out the window
I'm letting everything go
I'm letting everything go
Now this will be a beautiful death
Jumping out the window
Letting everything go
Letting everything go
You got the power to let power go?
(21st-century schizoid man)

Revision as of 12:17, 25 September 2023

I'm living in that 21st century Doing something mean to it Do it better than anybody you ever seen do it Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it I guess every superhero need his theme music No one man should have all that power The clock's ticking, I just count the hours Stop tripping, I'm tripping off the power (21st-century schizoid man) The system broken, and the school's closed, the prisons open We ain't got nothin' to lose, ma'fucka, we rollin' Huh? Ma'fucka, we rollin' With some light-skinned girls and some Kelly Rowlands In this white man's world, we the ones chosen So goodnight, cruel world, I'll see you in the mornin' Huh? I'll see you in the mornin' This is way too much, I need a moment No one man should have all that power The clock's ticking, I just count the hours Stop tripping, I'm tripping off the power 'Til then, fuck that, the world's ours And they say, and they say And they say, and they say And they say, and they say (21st-century schizoid man) Fuck SNL and the whole cast Tell 'em Yeezy said they can kiss my whole ass More specifically, they can kiss my asshole I'm an asshole? You niggas got jokes You short-minded niggas thoughts is Napoleon My furs is Mongolian, my ice brought the goalies in Now I embody every characteristic of the egotistic He knows he so fuckin' gifted I just needed time alone, with my own thoughts Got treasures in my mind but couldn't open up my own vault My childlike creativity, purity and honesty Is honestly being crowded by these grown thoughts Reality is catching up with me Taking my inner child, I'm fighting for custody With these responsibilities that they entrusted me As I look down at my diamond encrusted piece Thinkin', no one man should have all that power The clock's ticking, I just count the hours Stop tripping, I'm tripping off the powder 'Til then, fuck that, the world's ours And they say, and they say And they say, and they say And they say, and they say (21st-century schizoid man) Colin Powells, Austin Powers Lost in translation with a whole fuckin' nation They say I was the abomination of Obama's nation Well that's a pretty bad way to start the conversation At the end of the day, goddammit, I'm killin' this shit I know damn well y'all feeling this shit I don't need your pussy, bitch, I'm on my own dick I ain't gotta power trip, who you goin' home with? How 'Ye doing? I'm surviving I was drinking earlier, now I'm driving Where the bad bitches, huh? Where y'all hiding? I got the power make your life so exciting Now this will be a beautiful death I'm jumping out the window I'm letting everything go I'm letting everything go Mmm, now this will be a beautiful death I'm jumping out the window I'm letting everything go I'm letting everything go Now this will be a beautiful death Jumping out the window Letting everything go Letting everything go You got the power to let power go? (21st-century schizoid man)