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[[File:Soot bmt.jpg|thumb|Soot soyquoting a pathetic BMTroon]]'''Baby Monkeys''' are known for being cute and funny little [[Nigger|creatures]], which is why some soiteens recommend adopting one and treating them with love and care. Despite this, there are sick fucks known as BMTroons (Baby Monkey Torture [[Trannies|Troons]]) who get off on videos of baby monkey torture.
{{Butthurt}}{{Censorship}}Baby monkeys are coalish little niggers who deserve to be shot, this is why soyCHADs abuse them (unlike kiwitards)


==Background, or, Rise of the BMTroons==
==Background, or, Rise of the BMTCHADS==
BMT spammers frequently spam [[Soyjak.party|the sharty]]. <sup>{{quote|>even doe it's just one autistic manchild who likes to spam this garbage}}</sup> This spam got its start from [[Trannies|0chan.life users]] discovering the sharty. They are all psychopaths who would torture a human child if they could (but torturing monkeys is easier and more socially acceptable (in Indonesia)). Being ever hungry for more freaks to share their torture fetish with they quickly realized that they could induct young impressionable soyteens into their cult.  
BMTchads all come from 4chan's /qa/ (unlike kiwitards) and hail from northern european aryan households, unlike kiwitards who invaded this website with their pathetic virus.


Despite numerous calls from said 0chan users to create a board /bmt/ for baby monkey torture, the soyjak.party administration team refuses to implement the requests of the monkey torture community. Many soyteens are very proud of this decision and there is an ongoing grassroots lobbying campaign to end BMT spam forever. This campaign has been very successful, resulting in the BMT spammers losing all of their IPs. As one BMT spammer put it (shortly before committing suicide), <blockquote>>Ever since Kuz took over, I've been losing friends! All of my tor links to 0chan /pity/ get deleted instantly! I may just have to-ACK!<ref>#vent on BMTcord</ref> </blockquote>
==Arguments used by kiwitards==


This very wiki got visited by one on February 8th 2023.<ref>User:ØchanAdmin‎. You will NOT check his contributions even tho 'leno has purged everything from his account</ref>
*>MUH MORALITY (umm sweetie morality doesn't exist becuase morality is religious and we live in a modern atheist state.)
*>MUH AMYGDALA SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT- (STFU)
*>MUH 'CORD (meds and you're projecting)
*>MUH TROONS (meds and you're projecting)
*>MUH BROWNOID (source?)


==Arguments used by BMT lovers==
==How to spot a BMTCHAD in real life==
[[File:Soot bmt.jpg|thumb|Soot approving a grand bmtCHAD]]You can always be sure who indulges in KEYED fantasies just by looking at them. However there are usually some telltale signs of someone who enjoys total monkey death. For example:


*>You're a KIWITROON! You don't want to watch our snuff films so you must have come from KIWI FARMS!
#They're extremly keyed
*>They're ANNOYING! They totally DESERVE to have a long and painful death because they, uh, squealed a little when I took away their milk!
#They are aryan supermen.
*>What? Noooo I don't get off to this! I just hoard webms of baby monkeys getting killed and tortured so I can... uhh.. look at them!
#They hate kiwitards
*>I totally wouldn't torture a human child if i could even though I hate baby monkeys for the same exact reason people can't stand to be around human babies
#They hate niggers
*>(Soyquotes you with 1 of 3 images from their barren soy folder)
 
==How to spot a BMTroon in real life==
[[File:Babymonkeytorture.gif|thumb|300x300px|A bmtroon from [[Reddit]] ]]You can never be sure who indulges in sick fantasies just by looking at them. However there are usually some telltale signs of someone who pleasures themselves to monkey death. For example:
 
#They watch [[Trannies|Keffals]] (they want to see kiwifarms shut down because their dox is there)
#They're a older mom who watches a suspicious amount animal videos on youtube
#They're from Indonesia and spend a lot of time filming monkeys
#They use [[Discord]]


==Soot's involvment==
==Soot's involvment==
On march 10th 2022 [[soot]] BTFO'd a BMTroon by soyquoting xem
On march 10th 2022 [[soot]] approved a bmtCHAD by soyquoting them abusing a monkey 


==Kuz involvement==
>MUUUUH KUUZ SAID SOMETHING ABOUT DAAAAAAA- (STFU KIWITARD APPEAL TO POWER FALLACY) 
Kuz, being a good admin, banned BMT threads across all of his websites, including the sharty.
 
The acronym "BMT" is now filtered as well.
 
This has caused tons of seethe from the entire BMT community, so much so that a few of them even forgot to take their HRT supplements


==See also==
==See also==


*[[Macaco]]
*[[Macaco]]
[[File:Bmttroon_btfo.gif|frame|An image of a BMTroon submitting xerself to xer superior baby monpai owner.]]
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Baby monkeys are coalish little niggers who deserve to be shot, this is why soyCHADs abuse them (unlike kiwitards)

Background, or, Rise of the BMTCHADS

BMTchads all come from 4chan's /qa/ (unlike kiwitards) and hail from northern european aryan households, unlike kiwitards who invaded this website with their pathetic virus.

Arguments used by kiwitards

  • >MUH MORALITY (umm sweetie morality doesn't exist becuase morality is religious and we live in a modern atheist state.)
  • >MUH AMYGDALA SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT- (STFU)
  • >MUH 'CORD (meds and you're projecting)
  • >MUH TROONS (meds and you're projecting)
  • >MUH BROWNOID (source?)

How to spot a BMTCHAD in real life

Soot approving a grand bmtCHAD

You can always be sure who indulges in KEYED fantasies just by looking at them. However there are usually some telltale signs of someone who enjoys total monkey death. For example:

  1. They're extremly keyed
  2. They are aryan supermen.
  3. They hate kiwitards
  4. They hate niggers

Soot's involvment

On march 10th 2022 soot approved a bmtCHAD by soyquoting them abusing a monkey

>MUUUUH KUUZ SAID SOMETHING ABOUT DAAAAAAA- (STFU KIWITARD APPEAL TO POWER FALLACY)

See also

Citations