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Revision as of 21:44, 3 July 2021
"Big Sproke" is an international conspiracy theory claiming that the Coca Cola Company, in collaboration with governments, schools, medical institutions and media organizations, is promoting a chemically dangerous mixture of Sprite and Coke, known as Sproke.
YOU WILL DISREGARD WHAT YOU HAVE JUST READ, CHUD. YOU WILL CONSUME THE SPROKE AND YOU WILL NOT ASK QUESTIONS.
Key people
- Warren Buffet, the largest investor of the Coca-Cola Company.
- Dr. Sprokeberg, a medical doctor known for prescribing Sproke to schizophrenic patients.
- The Sproke Teen, an undercover agent infiltrating 4chan, especially /qa/.
