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'''Critical BBC Theory (CBBCT)''' is a ficticious unified cosmological theory | '''Critical BBC Theory (CBBCT)''' is a ficticious, unified cosmological theory. It states everything revolves around the superiority of Big Black Cock (BBC.) According to neonazi right-wing schizophrenic chudcels who forgot to take their meds, CBBCT is a CIA-funded form of post-modern liberal propaganda that is taught at all levels K-12 in American public schools. However, according to snopes.com, there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to indicate that CBBCT indoctrination is actually happening. | ||
== Overview == | == Overview == | ||
Even if CBBCT did exist (which it DOES NOT,) no white person would ever be capable of understanding it due to the implicit bias inherent in their | Even if CBBCT did exist (which it DOES NOT,) no white person would ever be capable of understanding it due to the implicit bias inherent in their subconsciousness. The only group of people that would be qualified to understand CBBCT (which DOES NOT actually exist,) is black/brown inner-city dwellers who have a doctoral degree in CBBCT from MIT University. These educated black/brown dwellers from MIT have scientifically proven that white people would never be able to understand CBBCT (if it even existed in the first place) due to their implicit biases and lack of lived experiences. Thus, speaking about CBBCT as a white person is equivalent to violence against Black Lives. | ||
If CBBCT were real (which IT IS NOT,) then it would be impossible to write down any of its main ideas on paper. Since the white man invented writing, there is no way to write down anything that is not institutionally racist. The only way to learn about CBBCT would be through the oral tradition of the Zulu nation, passed down from generation to generation since the beginning of time. | If CBBCT were real (which IT IS NOT,) then it would be impossible to write down any of its main ideas on paper. Since the white man invented writing, there is no way to write down anything that is not institutionally racist. The only way to learn about CBBCT would be through the oral tradition of the Zulu nation, passed down from generation to generation since the beginning of time. | ||
Revision as of 20:12, 18 March 2023
Critical BBC Theory (CBBCT) is a ficticious, unified cosmological theory. It states everything revolves around the superiority of Big Black Cock (BBC.) According to neonazi right-wing schizophrenic chudcels who forgot to take their meds, CBBCT is a CIA-funded form of post-modern liberal propaganda that is taught at all levels K-12 in American public schools. However, according to snopes.com, there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to indicate that CBBCT indoctrination is actually happening.
Overview
Even if CBBCT did exist (which it DOES NOT,) no white person would ever be capable of understanding it due to the implicit bias inherent in their subconsciousness. The only group of people that would be qualified to understand CBBCT (which DOES NOT actually exist,) is black/brown inner-city dwellers who have a doctoral degree in CBBCT from MIT University. These educated black/brown dwellers from MIT have scientifically proven that white people would never be able to understand CBBCT (if it even existed in the first place) due to their implicit biases and lack of lived experiences. Thus, speaking about CBBCT as a white person is equivalent to violence against Black Lives.
If CBBCT were real (which IT IS NOT,) then it would be impossible to write down any of its main ideas on paper. Since the white man invented writing, there is no way to write down anything that is not institutionally racist. The only way to learn about CBBCT would be through the oral tradition of the Zulu nation, passed down from generation to generation since the beginning of time.
