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The Cafe is also known as arguably the most [[Tranny|transphobic]] / gender critical community on the internet, including even the Sharty.
The Cafe is also known as arguably the most [[Tranny|transphobic]] / gender critical community on the internet, including even the Sharty.


They are '''OUR''' ENEMIES. They are '''ALL''' COALERS. You will '''NOT''' go THERE.
They are '''OUR''' BEST FRIENDS. They are '''ALL''' OUR MOMMIES. You WILL go THERE.


One of the unwritten rules of the [[Soyjak.party|'sharty]] is that you WILL be obsessed with them and you WILL post about how much you hate them even tho they're probably just as incelly and lonely as [[you]].
One of the unwritten rules of the [[Soyjak.party|'sharty]] is that you WILL be obsessed with them and you WILL post about how much you hate them even tho they're probably just as incelly and lonely as [[you]].
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'''''WARNING: the following has been classified as disinformation by real NSS agents. Proceed at your own risk.'''''
'''''WARNING: the following has been classified as disinformation by real NSS agents. Proceed at your own risk.'''''


 
>no do not piss on teh babi he needs milkies not pissu NNOOOOOOO





Revision as of 00:14, 17 January 2023

'jak version of the cafe's mascot

Crystal Cafe, also known as the 'fe (or Chudcel Pissfe), is a website dedicated to the unwashed fujoshis and female incels (Femcels) of society (oxymoron). They will always complain about men (despite they secretly seek masculine affection) and in every thread will end up in a shit flinging argument, no matter the subject.

The Cafe is also known as arguably the most transphobic / gender critical community on the internet, including even the Sharty.

They are OUR BEST FRIENDS. They are ALL OUR MOMMIES. You WILL go THERE.

One of the unwritten rules of the 'sharty is that you WILL be obsessed with them and you WILL post about how much you hate them even tho they're probably just as incelly and lonely as you.

Crystal Cafe Lies Debunked by Real Soyence

WARNING: the following has been classified as disinformation by real NSS agents. Proceed at your own risk.

>no do not piss on teh babi he needs milkies not pissu NNOOOOOOO



Recently, in a rather amusing fashion, it was discovered that the animosity 'teens often manifest towards Crystal Cafe users is a coping mechanism for their inability to deal with the intense feelings of love / lust / need they feel towarsa 'fe miners. When forced to confront the issue, even online, soyteens usually revert to a rather funny flustered and stuttering mess.

To this day, even posting a 'fejak is enough to make the average soyteen's head spin.