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[[File:Average 'fe User.png|thumb|'jak version of the cafe's mascot]] | [[File:Average 'fe User.png|thumb|'jak version of the cafe's mascot]] | ||
Crystal Cafe, also known as "the 'fe" or Chudcel Pissfe, is a website dedicated to the unwashed fujoshis and female involuntary celibates ("femcels") (oxymoron). They will always complain about men (even though they not-so-secretly seek masculine affection) and every thread of theirs ends up in a shitflinging argument, no matter the subject. | Crystal Cafe, also known as "the 'fe" or Chudcel Pissfe, is a website dedicated to the [[unwashed fujoshis and female involuntary celibates ("femcels") (oxymoron)|women]]. They will always complain about men (even though they not-so-secretly seek masculine affection) and every thread of theirs ends up in a shitflinging argument, no matter the subject. | ||
The 'fe is also notoriously among the most [[Tranny|trannyphobic]] communities on the internet, rivaling even the Sharty. | The 'fe is also notoriously among the most [[Tranny|trannyphobic]] communities on the internet, rivaling even the Sharty. | ||
Revision as of 08:21, 14 July 2023
Crystal Cafe, also known as "the 'fe" or Chudcel Pissfe, is a website dedicated to the women. They will always complain about men (even though they not-so-secretly seek masculine affection) and every thread of theirs ends up in a shitflinging argument, no matter the subject.
The 'fe is also notoriously among the most trannyphobic communities on the internet, rivaling even the Sharty.
They are OUR ENEMIES (even doe they practically share the same ideals as us). They are ALL COALERS. You will NOT go THERE.
One of the unwritten rules of the 'arty is that you WILL be obsessed with them and you WILL post about how much you hate them even though they're probably just as schizophrenic and lonely as you.
Crystal Cafe Lies Debunked by Real Soyence
WARNING: the following has been classified as disinformation by real NSS agents. Proceed at your own risk.
Recently, in a rather amusing fashion, it was discovered that the animosity 'teens often manifest towards Crystal Cafe users is a coping mechanism for their inability to deal with the intense feelings of love/lust/need they feel towards the 'fe miners. When forced to confront the issue, even online, soyteens usually revert to a rather funny flustered and stuttering mess.
To this day, even posting a 'fejak is enough to make the average soyteen's head spin.
