Crystal cafe

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'jak version of the cafe's mascot

Crystal Cafe, also known as the 'fe (or Chudcel Pissfe), is a website dedicated to the unwashed fujoshis and female incels (Femcels) of society (oxymoron). They will always complain about men (despite they secretly seek masculine affection) and in every thread will end up in a shit flinging argument, no matter the subject.

They are OUR ENEMIES. They are ALL COALERS. You will NOT go THERE.

One of the unwritten rules of the 'sharty is that you WILL be obsessed with them and you WILL post about how much you hate them even tho they're probably just as incelly and lonely as you.