Crystal cafe
Crystal Cafe, also known as the 'fe (or Chudcel Pissfe), is a website dedicated to the unwashed fujoshis and female incels (Femcels) of society (oxymoron). They will always complain about men (despite they secretly seek masculine affection) and in every thread will end up in a shit flinging argument, no matter the subject.
The Cafe is also known as arguably the most transphobic / gender critical community on the internet, including even the Sharty.
They are OUR ENEMIES. They are ALL COALERS. You will NOT go THERE.
One of the unwritten rules of the 'sharty is that you WILL be obsessed with them and you WILL post about how much you hate them even tho they're probably just as incelly and lonely as you.
Crystal Cafe Lies Debunked by Real Soyence
WARNING: the following has been classified as disinformation by real NSS agents. Proceed at your own risk.
Recently, in a rather amusing fashion, it was discovered that the animosity 'teens often manifest towards Crystal Cafe users is a coping mechanism for their inability to deal with the intense feelings of love / lust / need they feel towarsa 'fe miners. When forced to confront the issue, even online, soyteens usually revert to a rather funny flustered and stuttering mess.
To this day, even posting a 'fejak is enough to make the average soyteen's head spin.
