/g/
/g/ - Technology is the technology freetard board on 4chan, also where ballmerposting originated and is most often found.
It is home to a Linux cult treating a fat neckbeard commie Richard Stallman who likes to eat from his foot fungus[1] as a saviour of humanity. The users are friendless morbidly obsessed gay losers[it just is, ok?] who actually enjoy coding[it just is, ok?], the single most boring thing you can do with a computer.[it just is, ok?]
History
Little known fact: /g/ originally stood for Guro, it was one of the earliest 4chan boards along with /l/ - Lolicon proving Moot is a sick fuck. It later became a technology board, but the userbase remained equally deranged.
GETs
On October 4, 2022, the Sharty claimed the 89000000 GET on /g/ for themselves by posting an image of Jay Loius' dox, as well as an accompanying wholesomejak inviting the users of /g/ to the sharty.[2]
Another GET, post 88888888, was also claimed by the Sharty, but was shunned by most of the userbase (falseflaggers) due to the image being edited image of a /bant/ mascot with Cobson edited on. [3]
Shit /g/entlemen love to do
- Not understand technology
- Explaining that Linux is not an operating system in a condescending way
- Praying to their lord and savior Richard Stallman
- Telling you that YOU WILL INSTALL GENTOO !
- Masturbating to degenerate pornography, everything from trannies to child porn
Coding, or at least they claim to
- Learning needlessly difficult outdated programing languages, so they can feel smarter
- Having console wars with different operating systems
- Drive a schizophrenic man to suicide[4] and cry about said mans death
- Cry about technology they can't afford[5] and obsessively project their race[6][7][8][9][10][11][12]
- Using a low resolution CRT from the 90s because it just looks so much better (it doesn't)
Citations
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/88999447/#q89000000
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/88888888/
- ↑ DEBUNKED
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/g/search/text/CURRYNIGGER%20SHILL%20THREAD/deleted/deleted/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/9--NCblPMF8cA0jaib1eTw/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/g/search/image/C%2B%2BtbNIMexRcyHCvIEVhyQ%3D%3D/page/2/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/g/search/image/c2yrBfBmwwKMwDOidbxljw/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/g/search/image/Gv_Ac1ZuYtms9ULk11hfpg/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/g/search/image/454PgoXFskj96K_6IVn8kg/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/g/search/image/GJUFz1OmyzBuXeqQlliJNA/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/g/search/image/DDwlfduAyQhweycn0BFHCg/