/g/

/g/ - Technology is the technology freetard board on 4chan, also where ballmerposting originated and is most often found.

It is home to a Linux cult treating a fat neckbeard commie Richard Stallman who likes to eat from his foot fungus as a saviour of humanity. The users are friendless morbidly obsessed gay losers^{[it just is, ok?]} who actually enjoy coding^{[it just is, ok?]}, the single most boring thing you can do with a computer.^{[it just is, ok?]}

History

Little known fact: /g/ originally stood for Guro, it was one of the earliest 4chan boards along with /l/ - Lolicon proving Moot is a sick fuck. It later became a technology board, but the userbase remained equally deranged.

The image that saved the Sharty.

GETs

On October 4, 2022, the Sharty claimed the 89000000 GET on /g/ for themselves by posting an image of Jay Loius' dox, as well as an accompanying wholesomejak inviting the users of /g/ to the sharty.

Another GET, post 88888888, was also claimed by the Sharty, but was shunned by most of the userbase (falseflaggers) due to the image being edited image of a /bant/ mascot with Cobson edited on.

Saint IGNUcius Richard Stallman

Shit /g/entlemen love to do

• Not understand technology

• Explaining that Linux is not an operating system in a condescending way

• Praying to their lord and savior Richard Stallman

• Telling you that YOU WILL INSTALL GENTOO !

• Masturbating to degenerate pornography, everything from trannies to child porn

• Coding, or at least they claim to

• Learning needlessly difficult outdated programing languages, so they can feel smarter

• Having console wars with different operating systems

• Drive a schizophrenic man to suicide and cry about said mans death

• Cry about technology they can't afford and obsessively project their race
• Using a low resolution CRT from the 90s because it just looks so much better (it doesn't)