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This page is meant as a definitive guide on how to make a [[Soyjak|'jak]] and avoid common pitfalls of new 'jakkers. | This page is meant as a definitive guide on how to make a [[Soyjak|'jak]] and avoid common pitfalls of new 'jakkers. | ||
== Setup == | |||
On how to make a soyjak, you need something to set your stuff up, preferably; | |||
* An operating system with the Linux-libre kernel so that you don't get buttfucked by glowies | |||
* Access to your neighbours' Wi-Fi without their knowledge | |||
* Hard drive encryption software like VeraCrypt | |||
* A microwave nearby so you can fry your HDD at any given moment | |||
* A painting program, preferably either Pinta or GIMP | |||
* Practice making shapes | |||
* Then, if the practice is done, you should be able to make a soyjak, just don't make a dusty jak (see 2nd section) | |||
==How NOT to make 'jaks== | ==How NOT to make 'jaks== | ||
[[File:Jak guidelines.png|thumb]] | [[File:Jak guidelines.png|thumb]] | ||
You WILL avoid things mentioned in this section and, hopefully, you won't be the one to create [[Poopson]]. | You WILL avoid things mentioned in this section<s> and, hopefully, you won't be the one to create [[Poopson]]</s>. | ||
''I just realised what gives jaks that [[Variant:Unknown|variant:unknown]] look'' | ''I just realised what gives jaks that [[Variant:Unknown|variant:unknown]] look'' | ||
*'' | *''Antialiasing'' | ||
*''Thick eyebrows'' | *''Thick eyebrows'' | ||
*''Iris'' | *''Iris'' | ||
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Remember that 'jaks are kind of like the free market (oh my lolbertarianism) and that if yours doesn't really have a purpose for existing, a niche so to say, it probably won't be used by other 'teens that much. | Remember that 'jaks are kind of like the free market (oh my lolbertarianism) and that if yours doesn't really have a purpose for existing, a niche so to say, it probably won't be used by other 'teens that much. | ||
[[Fact|'''''<big>FACT | [[Fact|'''''<big>FACT</big>''''']]''''':''''' If one has to force a variant than it most likely wasn't good to begin with. | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:1694891131691.png| Another set of guidelines; take them with a grain of salt thoughever | File:1694891131691.png| Another set of guidelines; take them with a grain of salt thoughever | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
Latest revision as of 20:41, 24 April 2024
This page is meant as a definitive guide on how to make a 'jak and avoid common pitfalls of new 'jakkers.
Setup
On how to make a soyjak, you need something to set your stuff up, preferably;
- An operating system with the Linux-libre kernel so that you don't get buttfucked by glowies
- Access to your neighbours' Wi-Fi without their knowledge
- Hard drive encryption software like VeraCrypt
- A microwave nearby so you can fry your HDD at any given moment
- A painting program, preferably either Pinta or GIMP
- Practice making shapes
- Then, if the practice is done, you should be able to make a soyjak, just don't make a dusty jak (see 2nd section)
How NOT to make 'jaks
You WILL avoid things mentioned in this section and, hopefully, you won't be the one to create Poopson.
I just realised what gives jaks that variant:unknown look
- Antialiasing
- Thick eyebrows
- Iris
- No glasses handles
- No forehead wrinkes/mouth lines
- Stubble made up of the same lines
Remember that 'jaks are kind of like the free market (oh my lolbertarianism) and that if yours doesn't really have a purpose for existing, a niche so to say, it probably won't be used by other 'teens that much.
FACT: If one has to force a variant than it most likely wasn't good to begin with.
-
Another set of guidelines; take them with a grain of salt thoughever
