How to make soyjaks

This page is meant as a definitive guide on how to make a 'jak and avoid common pitfalls of new 'jakkers.

Setup

On how to make a soyjak, you need something to set your stuff up, preferably;

• An operating system with the Linux-libre kernel so that you don't get buttfucked by glowies
• A painting program, preferably either Pinta or GIMP
• Practice making shapes
• Then, if the practice is done, you should be able to make a soyjak, just don't make a dusty jak (see 2nd section)

How NOT to make 'jaks

You WILL avoid things mentioned in this section and, hopefully, you won't be the one to create Poopson.

I just realised what gives jaks that variant:unknown look

• Antialiasing
• Thick eyebrows
• Iris
• No glasses handles
• No forehead wrinkes/mouth lines
• Stubble made up of the same lines

Remember that 'jaks are kind of like the free market (oh my lolbertarianism) and that if yours doesn't really have a purpose for existing, a niche so to say, it probably won't be used by other 'teens that much.

FACT: If one has to force a variant than it most likely wasn't good to begin with.

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  Another set of guidelines; take them with a grain of salt thoughever