iToddler

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iTODDLERS BTFO
iPhones are made in India, and Apple hires more H1-B workers than the rest of Silicon Valley combined. Explains why they have non-existent quality control.
Gem. (macOS is coal althoughbeit)
Science shows that Apple users are faggots and Linux users are violent pedophiles. In other news, grass is green and the sky is blue.

iToddler is a common insult levied towards users of Apple products on the ‘cuck and the ‘ty. /g/ users especially love using it, usually in response to fags like Jay Louis Irwin, or posts with iPhone filenames (e.g. "IMG_1488", or "B383-3722-3828-HE38-W2828").

Origins

Mac products are controversial for being overpriced, fragile, unrepairable, lacking features in comparison to their competition (like not being able to play WEBM files or sideload on mobile), and are thought of more so as status symbols for niggers and street shitters than actual useful tech products (like muh IBM ThinkPads). Hence, users of these products are often derided, rightfully so, especially since they are usually rather homosexual as well (they just are, okay).

The truth about itoddlers