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Islam, also known as <s>"The [[nigger]] of religions"</s>, is an Abrahamic monotheistic religion. The followers of it are called Sunni Muslims; Muslim means "submitter," they're called that because it's all about submitting to Allah (Arabic way of saying God, mostly refers to the One of Islam (which is the True One)). Their holy book is the Quran which is the word of God revealed upon [[Muhammad|the prophet Muhammad]], peace be upon him. An important aspect of Islam is its lack of 'corruption', as there is only one true Quran, of course there are translations but those should only be used as learning tools. | |||
Islam, also known as <s>"The [[nigger]] of religions"</s>, is an Abrahamic monotheistic religion. The followers of it are called Sunni Muslims; Muslim means "submitter," they're called that because it's all about submitting to Allah (Arabic way of saying God, mostly refers to the One of Islam (which is the True One)). Their holy book is the Quran which is the word of God revealed upon [[Muhammad|the prophet Muhammad]], peace be upon him. An important aspect of Islam is its lack of 'corruption', as there is only one true Quran, of course there are translations but those should only be used as learning tools. | |||
== Notable believers and associates == | == Notable believers and associates == | ||
* Andrew Tate | * Andrew Tate | ||
* Muhammad, peace be upon him | * Muhammad, peace be upon him | ||
* [[Turkiye|Erdogan]] | * [[Turkiye|Erdogan]] | ||
* King Mohammed VI of Morocco | * King Mohammed VI of Morocco | ||
* Osama bin Laden | * Osama bin Laden | ||
* Muammar Gaddafi | * Muammar Gaddafi | ||
* [[Captain Coal]] | * [[Captain Coal]] | ||
* [[Kuz]]<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/68 ([https://archive.ph/p5nlp archived])</ref> | * [[Kuz]]<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/68 ([https://archive.ph/p5nlp archived])</ref> | ||
== The Quran == | == The Quran == | ||
The Quran is the holy book and all words in it are the word of god. The Quran consists 114 Surahs, see Common Vocabulary for more information! The Quran is an Arabic scripture and is considered (actually it just is) the greatest piece of literature ever written (because it is). The original copy of the Quran still exists and no modifications shall ever be allowed. There are many translations, but those should be avoided. Enjoy learning the entirety of Arabic grammar. | The Quran is the holy book and all words in it are the word of god. The Quran consists 114 Surahs, see Common Vocabulary for more information! The Quran is an Arabic scripture and is considered (actually it just is) the greatest piece of literature ever written (because it is). The original copy of the Quran still exists and no modifications shall ever be allowed. There are many translations, but those should be avoided. Enjoy learning the entirety of Arabic grammar. | ||
== The 5 Pillars == | == The 5 Pillars == | ||
These 5 pillars are derived from the Hadiths, they are: | These 5 pillars are derived from the Hadiths, they are: | ||
* Profess your belief, | * Profess your belief, | ||
* Praying 5 times a day, | * Praying 5 times a day, | ||
* Donating to the poor, | * Donating to the poor, | ||
* Fasting during the holy month of Ramadan, | * Fasting during the holy month of Ramadan, | ||
* Those capable must visit Mecca at least once. | * Those capable must visit Mecca at least once. | ||
== Demographics == | == Demographics == | ||
Most Muslims are Arabs, but also Micheal can be a Muslim. | Most Muslims are Arabs, but also Micheal can be a Muslim. | ||
== Branches == | == Branches == | ||
Despite it being a great sin to claim youre a prophet, some Iranian faggot thought it would be funny to claim he is a prophet just because he is able to utilize the terrain in warfare. His followers are called shitters and I wont even bother writing that faggot's name. | Despite it being a great sin to claim youre a prophet, some Iranian faggot thought it would be funny to claim he is a prophet just because he is able to utilize the terrain in warfare. His followers are called shitters and I wont even bother writing that faggot's name. | ||
You also have other shitty modern sects like Quranism, which just means that you look solely at the Quran and no other texts like the hadiths, (which doesnt make asmuch sense as it seems (it actually makes no sense)) which are not as pure as the Quran. | |||
You also have other shitty modern sects like Quranism, which just means that you look solely at the Quran and no other texts like the hadiths, which are not as pure as the Quran. | |||
== Terrorism == | == Terrorism == | ||
There commonly is a link made between Islam and terrorism, rightfully so since nearly all most wanted terrorists are Islamic. Organizations like IS(x) do not follow Islamic law accordingly and are more like a general militaristic force united by Islam, same can be said about other organizations who want an Islamic state, not spread Islam. Other examples are: all al-Qaeda branches, Hizbullah (Shi'ite militant group based in Lebanon, actually has nothing to do with Islam), IS(x), and Hamas (even [[Though|though]] they're less catastrophic than the others). | There commonly is a link made between Islam and terrorism, rightfully so since nearly all most wanted terrorists are Islamic. Organizations like IS(x) do not follow Islamic law accordingly and are more like a general militaristic force united by Islam, same can be said about other organizations who want an Islamic state, not spread Islam. Other examples are: all al-Qaeda branches, Hizbullah (Shi'ite militant group based in Lebanon, actually has nothing to do with Islam), IS(x), and Hamas (even [[Though|though]] they're less catastrophic than the others). | ||
These terrorists are also well known for their amazing video editing skills and are killing 'teens right now in 4k with slow motion effects! | |||
These terrorists are also well known for their amazing video editing skills and are killing | |||
==Effect on the 'Party== | ==Effect on the 'Party== | ||
[[jew|Jews]], [[Christianity|Christians]] and [[Islam|Muslims]] hate eachothers, even though they share a similar history<ref>Most notably, [[Jesus]], a [[jew]] is also a Prophet in Islam</ref>, as such, their battles and infightings have greatly influenced humanity's culture, which in turn created the Sharty. | [[jew|Jews]], [[Christianity|Christians]] and [[Islam|Muslims]] hate eachothers, even though they share a similar history<ref>Most notably, [[Jesus]], a [[jew]] is also a Prophet in Islam</ref>, as such, their battles and infightings have greatly influenced humanity's culture, which in turn created the Sharty. | ||
== Language == | == Language == | ||
[[File:Message of the Quran by Dr Muhammad Asad (z-lib.org).pdf|thumb|A translation and interpretation of the Quran in English.]] | [[File:Message of the Quran by Dr Muhammad Asad (z-lib.org).pdf|thumb|A translation and interpretation of the Quran in English.]] | ||
===Common Vocabulary<ref>https://myislam.org/glossary-islamic-terms-and-phrases/</ref>=== | ===Common Vocabulary<ref>https://myislam.org/glossary-islamic-terms-and-phrases/</ref>=== | ||
'''Allahu Akbar''' - Literally "God is great". | '''Allahu Akbar''' - Literally "God is great". | ||
'''Nasheed''' - A '''nasheed''' (Arabic: singular نشيد '<nowiki/>'''nashīd'<nowiki/>''', plural أناشيد '<nowiki/>'''anāshīd'''', meaning: "chants") is a work of vocal music that is either sung ''a cappella'' or with instruments, according to a particular style or tradition within Islam. Nasheeds are sometimes uploaded to soyjak.party. It has been pointed out the word sounds similar to '''"sneed"'''. | '''Nasheed''' - A '''nasheed''' (Arabic: singular نشيد '<nowiki/>'''nashīd'<nowiki/>''', plural أناشيد '<nowiki/>'''anāshīd'''', meaning: "chants") is a work of vocal music that is either sung ''a cappella'' or with instruments, according to a particular style or tradition within Islam. Nasheeds are sometimes uploaded to soyjak.party. It has been pointed out the word sounds similar to '''"sneed"'''. | ||
'''Hadith -''' sayings of the Prophet Muhamad that were recorded by his companions and later collected and preserved for later generations. Some of them <s>fail to</s> elaborate on <s>any</s> teachings, beliefs, or verses in the Qur’an <s>due to retarded authenticity problems (in other words, Da'if hadiths)</s>. | '''Hadith -''' sayings of the Prophet Muhamad that were recorded by his companions and later collected and preserved for later generations. Some of them <s>fail to</s> elaborate on <s>any</s> teachings, beliefs, or verses in the Qur’an <s>due to retarded authenticity problems (in other words, Da'if hadiths)</s>. | ||
'''Sunnah -''' The <s>()</s> example or practice of the Prophet Muhammad. Much of what is known about the Sunnah is from the collection of sayings or reports known as ''hadith'', or prophetic traditions. | '''Sunnah -''' The <s>()</s> example or practice of the Prophet Muhammad. Much of what is known about the Sunnah is from the collection of sayings or reports known as ''hadith'', or prophetic traditions. | ||
'''Surah -''' A chapter of the Qur’an. There are 114 surahs in the Qur’an. | '''Surah -''' A chapter of the Qur’an. There are 114 surahs in the Qur’an. | ||
==Citations== | ==Citations== | ||
[[File:Sawarim Djihad.webm|thumb|Sawarim Djihad, an example of an overused nasheed. ]] | [[File:Sawarim Djihad.webm|thumb|Sawarim Djihad, an example of an overused nasheed. ]] | ||
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Islam, also known as "The nigger of religions", is an Abrahamic monotheistic religion. The followers of it are called Sunni Muslims; Muslim means "submitter," they're called that because it's all about submitting to Allah (Arabic way of saying God, mostly refers to the One of Islam (which is the True One)). Their holy book is the Quran which is the word of God revealed upon the prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him. An important aspect of Islam is its lack of 'corruption', as there is only one true Quran, of course there are translations but those should only be used as learning tools.
Notable believers and associates
- Andrew Tate
- Muhammad, peace be upon him
- Erdogan
- King Mohammed VI of Morocco
- Osama bin Laden
- Muammar Gaddafi
- Captain Coal
- Kuz[1]
The Quran
The Quran is the holy book and all words in it are the word of god. The Quran consists 114 Surahs, see Common Vocabulary for more information! The Quran is an Arabic scripture and is considered (actually it just is) the greatest piece of literature ever written (because it is). The original copy of the Quran still exists and no modifications shall ever be allowed. There are many translations, but those should be avoided. Enjoy learning the entirety of Arabic grammar.
The 5 Pillars
These 5 pillars are derived from the Hadiths, they are:
- Profess your belief,
- Praying 5 times a day,
- Donating to the poor,
- Fasting during the holy month of Ramadan,
- Those capable must visit Mecca at least once.
Demographics
Most Muslims are Arabs, but also Micheal can be a Muslim.
Branches
Despite it being a great sin to claim youre a prophet, some Iranian faggot thought it would be funny to claim he is a prophet just because he is able to utilize the terrain in warfare. His followers are called shitters and I wont even bother writing that faggot's name.
You also have other shitty modern sects like Quranism, which just means that you look solely at the Quran and no other texts like the hadiths, (which doesnt make asmuch sense as it seems (it actually makes no sense)) which are not as pure as the Quran.
Terrorism
There commonly is a link made between Islam and terrorism, rightfully so since nearly all most wanted terrorists are Islamic. Organizations like IS(x) do not follow Islamic law accordingly and are more like a general militaristic force united by Islam, same can be said about other organizations who want an Islamic state, not spread Islam. Other examples are: all al-Qaeda branches, Hizbullah (Shi'ite militant group based in Lebanon, actually has nothing to do with Islam), IS(x), and Hamas (even though they're less catastrophic than the others).
These terrorists are also well known for their amazing video editing skills and are killing 'teens right now in 4k with slow motion effects!
Effect on the 'Party
Jews, Christians and Muslims hate eachothers, even though they share a similar history[2], as such, their battles and infightings have greatly influenced humanity's culture, which in turn created the Sharty.
Language
File:Message of the Quran by Dr Muhammad Asad (z-lib.org).pdf
Common Vocabulary[3]
Allahu Akbar - Literally "God is great".
Nasheed - A nasheed (Arabic: singular نشيد 'nashīd', plural أناشيد 'anāshīd', meaning: "chants") is a work of vocal music that is either sung a cappella or with instruments, according to a particular style or tradition within Islam. Nasheeds are sometimes uploaded to soyjak.party. It has been pointed out the word sounds similar to "sneed".
Hadith - sayings of the Prophet Muhamad that were recorded by his companions and later collected and preserved for later generations. Some of them fail to elaborate on any teachings, beliefs, or verses in the Qur’an due to retarded authenticity problems (in other words, Da'if hadiths).
Sunnah - The () example or practice of the Prophet Muhammad. Much of what is known about the Sunnah is from the collection of sayings or reports known as hadith, or prophetic traditions.
Surah - A chapter of the Qur’an. There are 114 surahs in the Qur’an.
Citations
Allahu Akbar
- ↑ https://t.me/kuztalk/68 (archived)
- ↑ Most notably, Jesus, a jew is also a Prophet in Islam
- ↑ https://myislam.org/glossary-islamic-terms-and-phrases/
