Islam

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Islam, also known as Pisslam, or Shitlam, is a brimstone religion made approximately 800 years ago. It was made up by a goatfucker known as Mohammed, better known as Maphammed. Like all shitskin religions, its holy book, the Quran, endorses pedophilia and killing children.. It also prohibits you to drink water while standing up. The reason for the Ohio ah characteristics of this religion? Well, the original Quran has almost entirely been destroyed,(like the rest of religions despite the fact that this whole wikipediais a joke) tenfold than how much of the Bible was lost, by Assyrians and others, as well as all their original holy objects. Keyed Assyrians tbh. For some reason, instead of dying out after this, it came back, similar to a cockroach.

After a century or two of stolen valor from Europeans and being good at math, the Muslims' large and unsustainable empires fell apart, and after their successor, the Ottomans slowly declined, got beaten in wars against Rusaryans for a few hundred years, and collapsed, all Muslim states were colonized by Europe, besides the holdout in Turkey. Sadly, after neoliberals and neoconservatives in America funded radical Islam groups and their insurgencies, they came back in full force.

Role in Terrorism

Islam's followers, because it's a religion no one cares about, have to kill random people in order to have their fame, similar to attentionwhores and namefags on the Sharty, except without the killing and the terrorists being more annoying and pest-like. They've been doing this since the 70s, after the Soviets attempted to cause political instability in the East, and neo-Islamist movements began spreading. Plane bombings followed suit. Besides doing this for attention, they also commit terrorism because they are usually too incompetent to attack military targets.

After two decades of this, the U.S and NATO decided it was enough and bombed the shit out of Iraq and then invaded it, doing the same in Afghanistan and some central Asian countries along with Russia and the home governments. Russia also had some problems in Chechnya and Dagestan, however the Muslims there were white enough so that the two became allies. Some Mudslimes argue that they have the moral high ground because the U.S army has fags and trannies in their ranks, however it just makes Islam an even more embarrassing fail, as they are losing against them.

Islam extremism is also prominent on the internet, although their advocates are mostly discord kids who make an effort to NOT support the current thing because they still think it's funny, as a result of many of the official ISIS and other groups' websites being taken down or being dead and forever forgotten on Tor. As a result chuds get arrested every now and then.

The Good

Islam promotes killing degenerates and Jews so that's cool but that's about it.

Connection between Arabs and Hebrews

Arabs and kikes share notoriously similar facial features, such as large hooked noses, weak chins, brown eyes, brown skin, and black hair. The only reason that you can sometimes tell the difference is due to Muslims inbreeding after they suddenly hated Jewish people. But don't be fooled, Islam is based off of Judaism even more than Christianity, and the Quran tells tales of Moses and Maphammed travelling together.

The 5 Pillars

These 5 pillars are derived from the Hadiths, they are:

  • The belief that "There is no god but God, and Muhammad is the Messenger of God"
  • Praying 5 times a day, at fajr (dawn), dhuhr (noon), asr (afternoon), maghrib (sunset), and isha (night)
  • Donating 2.5% of wealth the poor yearly (livestock have specific rules)
  • Fasting ramadan from fajr until maghrib
  • Go on a pilgrimage to mecca (for those able to)

Each of these pillars have more in-depth rules that you can research somewhere else, not the bald man with glasses wiki.

Demographics

The majority of Muslims are comprised of individuals from Arab and Indonesian backgrounds, however, it is important to note that anyone, regardless of their ethnic or cultural background, has the ability to embrace the Islamic faith.

The Four Main Madhhabs of islam

The Major Sunni maddhabs are Hanafi, Maliki, Shafi'i and Hanbali.

Language

File:Message of the Quran by Dr Muhammad Asad (z-lib.org).pdf

Common Vocabulary[1]

Allahu Akbar - Literally "God is great".

Sawarim Djihad, an example of an overused nasheed.

Nasheed - A nasheed (Arabic: singular نشيد 'nashīd', plural أناشيد 'anāshīd', meaning: "chants") is a work of vocal music that is either sung a cappella or with instruments, according to a particular style or tradition within Islam. Nasheeds are sometimes uploaded to soyjak.party. It has been pointed out the word sounds similar to "sneed".

Hadith - sayings of the Prophet Muhamad that were recorded by his companions and later collected and preserved for later generations. Some of them elaborate on teachings, beliefs, or verses in the Qur’an due to retarded authenticity problems (in other words, Da'if hadiths).

Sunnah - The () example or practice of the Prophet Muhammad. Much of what is known about the Sunnah is from the collection of sayings or reports known as hadith, or prophetic traditions.

Surah - A chapter of the Qur’an. There are 114 surahs in the Qur’an.

Effect on the 'Party

Jews, Christians and Muslims hate each other despite being brothers in everything but name(besides Christians) (See Jews and Arabs section). Hate threads among the groups are common on /pol2/

Soot-era

Further Reading: Removal of the Islamic Culture Thread

The 9th of May of 2021 a thread was made on /webm/ called the Islamic Culture thread (the proto-dawla) where anashid and videos of the mujahidin were posted. Soot deleted this thread and the next one recreating it. However, as earlier than the 15th of June of 2021, he changed his methodology and once again allowed Islamic threads on the 'party. For this, Islam had a rocky but ultimately good start during his rule.

Kuz-era

Amir al-mu'minin Kuz was very close to Islam and Muslims and he gave Muslims a platform in the 'sharty, during his rule Islamic threads flourished unopposed and he regularly sent warm messages to the Muslims. For this, his administration is remembered for being the best one the 'sharty has ever had for Muslims.

In late December 2022, Kuz made a post on his telegram that said "Is Islam the way?"[2], leading to the theories surrounding him being Muslim or considering Islam.

The 15th of February of 2023 Kuz did a Q&A in Kereste, a Turkish imageboard he was planning to buy, in which he said that Islam was the world's greatest religion and liked the Muslim call to prayer.

Doll-era

Doll largely maintained kuzist policies on Islam despite being a Christian, and even created /dawla/ as a temporary board. So his tenure is not remembered for suppression against Islam and Muslims.

Froot-era

Froot, in one of his rare gigachad moves, deleted /dawla/ and banned all Mudslimes. This is probably due to him being an Italian(in the north therefore white albeit) and having to deal with them every day.

Citations

  1. https://myislam.org/glossary-islamic-terms-and-phrases/
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