Jefre Cantu-Ledesma

Jefre Cantu-Ledesma

Jefre Cantu-Ledesma is an ambient noise musician who Soyjak enjoys listening to while Tyrone fucks his wife. Cantu-Ledesma is the object of hatred for a prolific Soyjak spammer who has posted hundreds of original copypastas on /mu/ since 2019.

It should be noted that, contary to the usual popular nature of targets subjected to 'jakking, and although the board of /mu/ has a select variety of frequently discussed artists, Jefre-Cantu Ledesma is otherwise NEVER fucking brought up there or anywhere else. It is likely that 99.9% of the masses have never remotely heard of him prior to this association with black dicks and cuckoldry.

This has led to some anons to speculate that the 'jakposting of the Jefreposter could potentially be an avant-garde viral shilling campaign toward Jefre and his music. Or perhaps is just a poor schizophrenic soul whom the obscure Jefre and his non-existent listeners mentally torture on the daily. Either way, a literary and 'jakking genius.

Mental illness.

>JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA!!!!!!!
ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW HE MADE SHITTY WHITE NOISE PIECES FOR THE 50TH TIME!!!! FORGET LOVELIESCRUSING AND ASTROBITE THIS IS WHERE ITS AT!! A 30 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MAN BECOMES A KEK IN GERMANY SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO THE YOUTH ABOUT HOW POINTLESS NOISE IS COOL!!! FUNNY MEME MAN UNDERWATER IN A SUIT EPIC!!!! MAYHEM, SO SAD MY WIFE'S SON WEARS MY NIGGER HOODIE EVERY DAY!! I LOOOOVE THIS MUSIC RICK ITS SO GOOD AND MUSIC FROM 2010 REPRESENTS OUR FUCK BLUMPFDF VOTERS ZEITGEIST WITH SUCH WITTY AND COMPLEX NOISE ABOUT KEKOLD OPPRESSION!! AOTY!!
>SOUTHPACIFIC
OMG EW HOW COULD YOU MAKE ACTUALLY MELODICAL SHOEGAZE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC LMAO LE WRONG GENERATION /R/LEWRONGGENERATION AMIRITE MORTY???????? HAHA OMG CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED IS SO MELODICAL UGH LITERALLY ACTUAL ENJOYABLE SHOEGAZE INSTRUMENTAL MELODIES LOL!!! ONIONS. BASEDBOY. LIBTARD UGH. YOU NEED TO GO BACK UGH BASED DRUMPF UGH BEN SHAPIRO UGH 

>OH MY SCIENCE, THROUGHOUT WW2 THE SOVIETS WOULD LITERALLY GO INTO VILLAGES, DRAG EVERY FUCKING NAZI FROM THEM (READ: EVERY SINGLE MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD LIVING THERE), TIE THEM UP, FORCE THE PARENTS WATCH THEIR LITTLE GIRLS GETTING RAPED, THEIR LITTLE BOYS GETTING THEIR ENTRAILS PULLED OUT THROUGH BAYONET WOUNDS, THEIR WOMEN GETTING IMPALED THROUGH THEIR VAGINAS, CAUSING EXCRUCIATING PAIN AS THEIR ORGANS GOT PERFORATED UNTIL THEY BLED OUT AND DIED WHILE THE MEN WERE FORCED TO WATCH AS THIS HAPPENED.
>THIS BY ITSELF WAS FUCKING EPIC SINCE IT HAPPENED TO NAZIS, BUT GOD, JUST IMAGINE IF IT WERE BLACK BULLS DOING IT TO MODERN NAZIS (READ: EVERY WHITE MAN WHITE WOMAN AND WHITE CHILD CURRENTLY ALIVE)! OH MY GOD, AMAZING! IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD IM LITERALLY MASTURBATING TO THE IDEA RIGHT NOW WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS! 
>MAN, WHAT I WOULD GIVE TO BE ONE OF THOSE NAZI MEN VILLAGERS JUST TO WITNESS SUCH A THING. SCIENCE, IT MAKES ME ALMOST WANT TO BREED MY DUMB WHORE OF A WHITE WIFE AND ABORT UNTIL WE GET A WHITE GIRL, IN THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE NIG- I MEAN BLACK BULLS FINALLY RISE UP AND MURDER EVERY WHITE PERSON AS THEY SHOULD'VE DONE YEARS AGO. WITH ANY LUCK MY LITTLE GIRL WILL BE OLD ENOUGH AND ILL GET TO LIVE THROUGH THIS KINO IN PERSON! FUCKING EPIC! I KNOW I'LL CALL IN TYRONE AND TELL HIM TO START WEARING A CONDOM WHEN HE FUCKS MY WIFE, I'M GONNA HAVE TO, UGH I CANT BELIEVE IM GONNA SAY IT, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS EPICNESS, IM GONNA BREED A LITTLE WHITE GIRL INSIDE MY WIFE SO THAT ONE DAY I CAN WITNESS HER GLORIOUS EPIC DEATH AT THE HANDS OF BLACK BULLS WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS FULL BLAST!!!!!! 

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. FUCK.
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM DROPS?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU TREACHEROUS CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WH*TE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WH*TE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WH*TE BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT! 

>GOD, WORLD WAR 2 WAS SO FUCKING EPIC, MILLIONS OF DEAD WHITE PEOPLE ESPECIALLY FUCKING NAZIS! AFTER THE WAR THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A BUNCH OF ORPHANED RACIST WHITE PIGS WHICH WAS FUCKING EPIC, I HOPE MANY DIED OF HUNGER! GOSH SADLY THEY RECOVERED DUE TO WHITE PRIVILEGE BUT GOSH MAYBE THERE WILL BE ANOTHER WAR AGAIN AND MORE MILLIONS OF WHITE PEOPLE WILL DIE HELL YEAH!
>GOSH I CAN JUST MASTURBATE AND CUM TO THIS IDEA, I KNOW, ILL CALL TYRONE IN AND PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE HE FUCKS MY ASS, PRETEND I'M A SORRY LITTLE GERMAN GIRL GETTING RAPED BY BLACK AMERICAN BULLS 

>TYRONE I'M SORRY TYRONE, I'M A BIT LOW ON FUNDS, THANKS TO ME VOTING IN THAT EXTREME LEFTIST MAYOR LAST YEAR MY WORKPLACE IS CUTTING WHITE M*N'S SALARY IN HALF AND I CAN'T AFFORD THE RATE TO LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU SHITTY NIGGER NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO OPT OUT OF FUCKING MY WIFE THIS WEEK, SHE'S OVULATING AND I NEED AT LEAST 5 BLACK BABIES TO MAKE UP FOR THE WHITE BABIES BORN TODAY, I HAVE A TRACKER AT THE HOSPITAL SPECIFICALLY FOR THAT
>TYRONE NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK MY WIFE FOR FREE, THIS IS LITERALLY SLAVERY, THIS IS WHY I BUY EVERY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA RECORD WHEN THEY DROP AND ALSO BUY EXCLUSIVE VINYL OF LOVELESS WITH 'TOUCHED' EXCLUDED BECAUSE IT RUINS THAT PIECE OF AWESOMESAUCE EPICNESS
>WELL GUESS WE'LL DO IT THE OLD FASHIONED WAY, GUESS I NEED TO STEAL FROM HOMELESS WHITE PEOPLE AGAIN, I DON'T FEEL BAD SINCE I KNOW THEY DESERVED IT. THEY SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MORE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA 

>OY VEY, FUCKING GOYIM, HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CANONIZE SIMON OF TRENT AS A SAINT, YOU FUCKING GOYS, WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH EATING PEOPLE? YOU FUCKING ANTISEMTIIC RACIST GOYS ARE ALWAYS ABORTING YOUR OWN CHILDREN, SO WHATS THE MATTER IF WE EAT ONE OR A HUNDRED? ITS NO WORSE THAN A MOTHER (the one meant to protect the life of her own children) TELLING A DOCTOR (the one meant to preserve health and life) TO KILL HER OWN CHILDREN.
>YOU FUCKING GOYS ARE SIMPLY ANTISEMITIC, GET STABBED TO DEATH BY AN IMMIGRANT (which we zealously fiscally pushed for him to coming into your country) WHILE GETTING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND LOVELESS (with touched excluded) BLASTED IN YOUR EAR AT 200 DB AS PUNISHMENT 

>Sneed Chuck Plantation File SCP-069
>Item #: SCP-069
>Object Class: Keter
>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-069 is currently uncontained. Speakers have been set up across the North American continent set to play MBV - Touched in case of widespread outbreak.
>Description: SCP-069 refers to the individual hereafter known as Jefre Cantu-Ledesma. Jefre Cantu-Ledesma's music, when played to Caucasian males that identify with left-leaning social ideologies, causes intense fervor, lust, and a desire to have Caucasian females, often said males' own partners, sexually procreate with black males, who are dubbed 'Tyrone'. It is currently unknown if Jefre Cantu-Ledesma is aware of this phenomenon. 
>Interview Log:
>Subject is placed in chamber with his spouse of 4 years and an African-American male.
>Jefre Cantu-Ledesma's music comes on the speaker.
>Subject: JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA??....WHILE TYRONE FUCKS MY WIFE?? EPIC!!!!
>Subject grows a beard, glasses, and begins drinking a bottle of onions milk on his person.
>The black man begins having sex with subject's wife. 
>MBV - Touched begins playing over the speakers. 
>Subject: I..IS THAT MY FUCKING BLOODY VALENTINE?? TYRONE YOU BLACK NIGGER FUCK I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU APE SUBHUMAN NIGGER
>The black man walks over and [DATA EXPUNGED]
>[INTERVIEW LOST] 

>OH MY GOD TYRONE, IS THAT FUCKING K-POP? I MEAN I DONT MIND IT IF IT'S FOR SOME DOWNTIME WHILE I GO MAKE US SOME DRINKS WHILE YOU REST AFTER FUCKING MY WIFE FOR A WHILE BUT WE'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA (or loveless with touched excluded, of course) WHILE YOU FUCK HER. SIGH, WHAT A DUMB FUCKING NIGGER, HE CAN'T EVEN ELIMINATE A FEW SIMPLE FUCKING SONGS FROM THE PLAYLIST, CAN'T BELIEVE THE WHOLE QUALITY OF EDUCATION WAS BROUGHT DOWN JUST TO ACCOMODATE THESE DUMB FUCKING NIGGERS THROUGH AFFIRMATIVE ACTION. H-H-HOLD ONE, IS THAT FUCKING T-T-TOUCHED? TYRONE, YOU LITERALLY DID THIS ON PURPOSE FUCKING DIDN'T YOU? OH MY GOD TYRONE WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING SON OF A METH ADDICTED NIGGER WHORE, WHY ARE YOU SO HELL BENT ON LISTENING TO THIS AWFUL TRACK WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

>ALRIGHT TYRONE I'VE FINALLY DONE IT, I'VE DEVELOPED A VISOR TO SEE ALL WHITE PEOPLE AS DONALD DRUMPF, NOW THIS WILL ALLOW ME TO GUN DOWN ALL THE FILTHBREED MULATTOS AND MUTTS ALONG WITH THE CUMSKINS SO THE LEGACY OF THE BLACK RACE WILL LIVE ON FOREVER, PLUS IT ALSO BLASTS JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA INTO MY EARS WHILE I'M DOING IT SO I CAN IMAGINE I'M KICKSTARTING THE COMMUNIST REVOLUTION
>T-TYRONE...WHY DO YOU APPEAR AS TRUMP YOU FUCKING NIGGER, TYRONE YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE A PURE BREED AFRICAN, I WAS GOING TO USE YOU TO MAKE BEAUTIFUL BLACK BABIES THAT ARE GENETICALLY SUPERIOR TO WHITE 'PEOPLE' AND WE COULD ERADICATE MBV - TOUCHED FROM LOVELESS!!! OH WELL *blows tyrone's head off* GOOD THING MY JEWISH NEIGHBOR HAS AN INFINITE SUPPLY OF THOSE, NOW VIVA LA REVOLUCCION COMRADES 

>WOW, AWESOME. YEAH! THAT'S IT TYRONE, FUCK MY WIFE TO THE RYTHM OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. YEAH, THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD. HUH, WAIT A SECOND, YOUR EARS SEEM A LITTLE STRANGE, HOLD ON LET ME TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IS THAT A BROWN BUD TYRONE? WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THE BUD, WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
>WHA THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING TOUCHED FROM LOVELESS TYRONE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, HOW COULD YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO TOUCHED WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE, WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF PUTTING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA LISTEN TO HIM WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE. OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKING NIGGER, NOW I KNOW WHY WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER GIVEN YOU FUCKING NIGGERS ANY RIGHTS, I SHOULD BRING THE FUCKING WHIP OUT AND SLASH YOUR ASS WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE FOR PULLING SHIT LIKE THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKER! 

>OH MY GOD TYRONE, THEY'RE FINALLY BORN. I MADE SURE THEY LISTENED TO A LOT OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE THEY WERE STILL IN MY WIFE'S WOMB, SO I'M SURE THEY'LL ENJOY HIS MUSIC ONCE THEY GROW UP.
>THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS MIRACLE, TYRONE! 

>JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA?
>WHILE TYRONE FUCKS MY WIFE?!?
>EPIC!!!!!! 

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>OMG OMG OMG OMG I FUCKING LOVE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA SO FUCKING MUCH HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS SO FUCKING OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>MAKES ME WANT TO DILATE AND WATCH TYRONE FUCK MY WIFE TO NOT "Touched" FROM LOVELESS HUFF, HUFF, HUFF
>TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME QUICK IT'S THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT MEANS ITS FUCK MY WIFE TIME TO JEFRE-CANTU LEDESMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>HUFF, HUFF OMG I'M DILATING SO HARD
>IT GOES SO FUCKING WELL WITH MY FAVORITE FUCKING ARTIST JEFRE-CANTU LEDESMA NOT "Touched" OFF OF FUCKING LOVELESS AMIRITE MORTY????????
>WHAT'S THIS???? NO!!!!!!!
>TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE DOCTOR JUST MAILED IN THE RESULTS AND IT TURNS OUT MY WIFE ISN'T BARREN, IT'S YOU WHO CAN'T IMPREGNATE HER
>TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WE'VE BEEN TRYING FOR A BABY, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS???@??!??
>THIS TIME BRING YOUR FRIENDS TYRONE, NO FUCKING MISTAKES!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA GANGBANG FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK. AND WE'RE GONNA LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE WE DO SO. NO, NOT LOVELESS, I CAN'T STAND "Touched" ANYMORE. I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOU COMPLAIN, IT'S ME WHO IS CRYING.
>YOU *WILL* FUCKING GIVE ME BLACK CHILDREN TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

>AND THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING TO BE, IT'LL BE ME, YOU AND MY DUMB WHITE WHORE OF A WIFE LIVING TOGETHER IN OUR LOCAL COMMUNE AFTER THE REVOLUTION, I'LL HAPPILY SPEND MY TIME DESIGNING UNIFORMS WHILE LIVING THE REST OF MY DAYS OFF IN THIS PARADISE EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW THAT LIFE IS POINTLESS AND IM SO DEPRESSED HAHA JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
>HUH? WHO'S GOING TO DO THE JOB NOBODY WANTS TO DO? WELL FIRST OF ALL THAT'S A LOADED QUESTION, REMEMBER TO EACH ACCORDING THEIR OWN SKILL TO EACH ACCORDING THEIR NEEDS, TYRONE, DUH. IT'S SO OBVIOUS.
>SHUT THE FUCK UP TYRONE, UNIFORM DESIGN IS AN IMPORTANT JOB TOO TYRONE JUST AS IMPORTANT AND EXHAUSTING AS CLEANING THE SEWERS OR CONSTRUCTION WORK.
>YEAH WELL YOU'RE JUST A DUMB NIGGER THAT NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE, THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO WORK THAT WAY. LET ME TAKE ANOTHER HINT OF THIS BLUNT AND REPLAY THE LAST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA TRACK WE LISTENED TO SO YOU CAN FUCK MY WIFE. YOU JUST DONT HAVE FAITH TYRONE, YOU BELIEVE IN DUMB OUTDATED WHITE GUY CONCEPTS LIKE HUMAN NATURE AND SCIENCE FORBID, SUPPLY AND DEMAND, LIKE THE DUMB NIGGER THAT YOU ARE. GOD IT'S 2021. 

>OH MY GOD TYRONE, A SOVIET RAPES A GERMAN WOMAN THEMED PARTY WITH JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYING?
>EPIC! OH GOD, IS THAT A NAZI UNIFORM? FOR ME?!? FUCKING YES, NOW ILL BE ABLE TO ROLEPLAY AS A GERMAN WATCHING HIS WHITE NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE GETTING RAPED
>YEAH, THATS IT TYRONE, FUCK HER, FUCK HER HARD. YEAH, BEAT HER UP LIKE A REAL SOVIET WOULD'VE DONE TO A REAL NAZI WOMAN. I SAID BEAT HER UP TYRONE, BEAT HER THE FUCK UP RIGHT THIS INSTANT. YEAH THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD, NOW TAKE THIS KNIFE AND STAB HER, CUT HER STOMACH OPEN SO SHE NEVER GIVES BIRTH TO ANOTHER RACIST WHITE PIG AGAIN.
>I SAID CUT HER FUCKING STOMACH OPEN YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE HERE. *COCKS HIS FUCKING GUN: A TOKAROV, A TRUE WEAPON WORTHY OF A SLAVABOO BLACKED OBSESSED KEK, JUST LIKE THE AVERAGE /k/ POSTER* STAB HER FUCKING GUTS AND BLEED HER OUT OR ELSE I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT TYRONE. DO IT, DO IT NOW *blam* *blood coats the chocolate colored penis-shaped cake*
>*cum spurts out from the cuck's penis*
>fucking tyrone, you almost made me murder my favorite bull.
>now help me clean this up, it's time to look for another white whore to wife up. 

>NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS WITH THERMITE AND KILL 3000 AMERICAN GOYIM AND BLAME IT ON FAKE TERRORISTS AND INVADE AFGHANISTAN AND THEN KILL EVEN MORE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS WITH OPIUM WHILE LISTENING TO TOUCHED BY MBV - THATS IMMORAL AND WRONGGGGGG!!! THATS LE BAD OK!!!!!!! NOT MY HECKIN TALL BOY STOCK TRADING TOWERS, GIVING ME A FRIGHTEN!! NOT MY FREAKIN DEAD AMERICAN 9/11 JUMPER MUTT GOYIM SUBHUMAN BEAST OF BURDEN ASBESTOS LUNG FIREFIGHTER LOWER THAN ANIMAL GOLEM LEMMING BARELY DESERVING OF CONSCIOUSNESS GODLESS CLAY MULLATO APOIDIC NIGGERS, NOT MY HECKIN EL MUTTARINOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT MY FAT NIGGER CATTLE AMERICAN FELLOW SACKS OF SHIT BEING GROUND INTO DUST AND RECYCLED INTO THE PAVEMENT AT GROUND ZERO FOR THE FURTHERMENT OF INTERNATIONAL JEWRY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO LET THE BLACK MAN FUCK YOUR WIFE WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND

>I LIKE PLAYING STUPID GAY FAGGOT MUSIC LIKE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA BECAUSE IM A STUPID FAGGOT DOODOO DIAPER NIGGER BABY!!!!! WAAAAAAH!!!!!! WAAAAAAAH!!!!!1 I NEED MY DIAPER

>ALRIGHT TYRONE IVE INVENTED THE INTERDIMENSIONAL GATE!! IT'S POWERED BY DEAD WHITE STRAIGHT CIS M*N AND IT WILL TAKE US TO THE IDEAL UNIVERSE, EVEN THOUGH THE LEFT CONTROLS 99% OF THE MEDIA AND THE COUNTRY THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH THE CONSERVATIVES ARE STILL CLEARLY OPPRESSING BLACKS AND GAYS
>YES ALRIGHT THE MACHINE WORKED TYRONE, LOOK THERE ARE SUPREME BLACK MEN EVERYWHERE PROBABLY DESTROYING PRIME WH*TE PUSSY AND MAKING BEAUTIFUL MUTT BABIES
>WAIT NOOOOO NOOOOOO WHITE M*N ARE THE BULLS IN THIS UNIVERSE AND BLACK PEOPLE ARE THE KEKS? AND THE MEDIA PANDERS TO WHITE P*OPLE? TYRONE NO STOP YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO BE A KEK YOURSELF TYRONE FUCKING NIGGER NO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA DONT SUCCUMB TO THE KEK IDEOLOGY TYRONE ONLY IM ALLOWED TO DO THAT
>ALRIGHT IM GETTING MY SHOTGUN ILL SHOW THESE NIGGERS THE WHAT FOR 

>TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS Loveless' "Touched" BY MBV? I THOUGHT I SAID WE'D LISTEN STRICTLY TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU'RE FUCKING MY WIFE. TYRONE HOW COULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO ME! YOU KNOW I HATE THAT FUCKING TRACK, YOU FUCKING NIGGER TYRONE!

>TYRONE, HOW COULD YOU FUCK MY WIFE TO SOMETHING ELSE OTHER THAN JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA??!?!
>WE AGREED THAT HE WOUDL BE OUR SIGNAL ARTIST FOR WHEN I CAME HOME SO THAT I KNEW TO COME IN PREPARED TYRONE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST HAVING SOME DRINKS WAITING FOR ME TO COME PREP YOU AND INSTEAD I SEE YOU FUCKING HER TYRONE.
>YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE PROBLEM TYRONE? BECAUSE YOU DIDNT HAVE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON I DIDN'T COME WEARING MY CHASTITY CAGE AND CAME TOO QUICKLY TYRONE
>THIS IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEKENDS TYRONE AND NOW YOU'VE RUINED IT! 
>TYRONE, YOU FUCKING NIGGER! 

>TYRONE, IS THAT A FUCKING CROSS? A-ARE YOU A CHRI... CHRI... XTIAN TYRONE???
>TYRONE YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW BY NOW THAT CHRISTIANS ARE INTOLERANT CAPITALISTS PIECES OF SHIT TYRONE, WE NEED TO KILL THEM ALL. THEY'RE UPHOLDING THE REPRESSION OF THE PROLETARIAT AND FIGHT AGAINST COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM MEANING THEY ARE NUMBER ONE ENEMY TYRONE. HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?
>I CAN'T BELIEVE I PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND ALSO LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE WHEN ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN A CHRISTIAN
>I HAVE A CuCK FRIEND IN GERMANY WHOSE BULL IS A MUSLIM TYRONE. A FUCKING MUSLIM! HE'S SO TOLERANT AND COOL FOR HAVING A MUSLIM BULL! IF TELL HIM MY BULL IS A CHRISTIAN I'LL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS TYRONE! A FUCKING JOKE! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TYRONE?
>IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU LIKE LISTENING TO "Touched" IN THE ALBUM "Loveless" AND THE WHOLE OF CHINA GATE FROM CUL-DE-SAC, IS IT TYRONE? YOU HAVE TO HUMILIATE ME EVEN FURHTER! TYRONE, YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
>I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS, TYRONE! I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS BECAUSE OF YOU! HOW CAN I HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT? HUH? TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO TYRONE? PLEASE HECKIN TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

>T-TYRONE...TYRONE IM GOING TO DIE PRETTY SOON TYRONE, ME AND MY WIFE ARE VERY OLD, THANKFULLY IVE HAD A GREAT LIFE WEARING MY KEK CAGE AND LISTENING TO MY FAVORITE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUMS WHILE YOU FUCKED MY WIFE...I KNOW G*D ISNT REAL WUBBALUBBADUBDUB HAHA! SO LETS PASS INTO OBLIVION FORE-
>NOOOOOOOO WHAT IS THIS BURNING FEELING? FUCK NOOOOOO HELL WAS REAL ALL ALONG?? NO GOD I DIDNT MEAN TO SUPPORT ALL THE NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS THE LIBERALS BRAINWASHED ME NOOOO TYRONE SAVE ME GET HARD SO I CAN GRAB YOUR BBC AND I CAN PULL MYSELF UP TO HEAVEN. WAIT NO DONT PUT YOUR BBC IN MY WIFES PUSSY NOOOOOOO FUCK YOU BLACK NIGGER FUCK FUCK YOU TYRONE SPEARCHUCKING NIGGER 

>OY VEY HOW DARE YOU RUIN SUCH A GOOD ALBUM LIKE LOVELESS BY INCLUDING "Touched" IN IT. IT'S SUCH A FUCKING HORRID PIECE OF MUSIC, I BET THIS IS HOW IT FELT LIKE WHEN MY ANCESTORS HAD ACCESS TO ALL THE YOUNG BOYS AND GIRLS DURING WEIMAR GERMANY, AFTER MAKING THE COUNTRY FALL INTO DEBT AS IS THE WAYS OF OUR PEOPLE, RUINING IT EVEN IF NOT A SINGLE SHELL FELL ON THEIR FACTORIES, THERE WAS NO REASON FOR THE STARVATION YET MY FOREFATHERS WERE GENIUSES AND MANAGED TO GET THEM LITERALLY STARVING. THEY WERE ALLOWED TO RAPE GERMANY'S CHILDREN LITTLE BODIES IN EXCHANGE FOR GIVING THEM A LITTLE FOOD, AND THEN THE EVIL NAZIS PUT AN END TO IT! THE HORROR! THE REPRESSION! GOYIM ARE FUCKING CATTLE WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO OPENLY SLAUGHTER AND EAT THEM IN THE STREETS AS IS OUR RIGHT AS G*DS CHOSEN. I'M GLAD THERE ARE MILLIONS OF IMMIGRANTS FLOODING EUROPE NOW. FUCK YOU FUCKING GOYIM HOW DARE YOU DENY US ANY OF OUR RIGHTS GIVEN BY G*D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA HELP ME COPE WITH SUCH A TRAGEDY!

>w-wow tyrone you're a-anus is pretty dirty, you know it uhh it stinks
>SHUT THE FUCK UP WHITEY MY ASS IS FINE NOW CLIMB INTO IT BEFORE I PLAY MBV - TOUCHED AGAIN
>Gee tyrone I don't know a-about this
>YOU A PUSSY LITTLE NIGGA JUST LIKE YO WIFE EXCEPT SHE LIKES IT WHEN I FUCK HER LITTLE FAGGOT YOU BOUTTA GET BLACKED RAW SON
>Tyrone I don't know about this "anal vore" stuff I- I want out
>YOU DON'T GET OUT NIGGA YOU GONNA BE UP MY ASS AND YOU'LL ENJOY IT
>b-but how will i listen to jefre cantu-lede-
>WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>OH NO......NOT AGAIN!!!!
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TYRONE DON'T DO THIS TO ME YOU ALREADY FUCK MY WIFE TOO HARD NOOOO FUCK YOU NIGGERNGIGERNIGNRENRENREERNENRENENE
>AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>BRRRRRRRSSLALSLSLSLSLSSLSLSHHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHS
>*brap*
>turns 360 and walks away 

>DID YOU SAY HECKING JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA?
>HECKING EPIC POGGY WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>IS THAT POGGY WOGGING HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>I GET SO EXCITED ABOUT IT I KNEEL! I KNEEL FOR MY BLACK MASTER! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>THE CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS REMINDS ME OF MY HECKIN BONGO RED DEAD 2 DISCORD CLAN. 
>ITS SO HECKING COOL, JEFRE IS EVEN A COMMUNISRLTINO POG LORD JUST LIKE ME WHO TOOK THE KNEE FOR MR SAINT FLOYD (MAY YAKUB REST HIS SOUL) 
>SUCH A EPIC POOGERS ARTIST I CAN'T WAIT TO POST THIS ON ®EDDIT!!! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>#pogchamp WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>LET ME POST THIS ON MY TIK TOK!!! 

>*SIPS TYRONE'S STALE CUM* AH YES NOW THAT TASTE I CAN GET BEHIND!. TIME FOR SOME JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND SÖYLENT, MY DUDES!

>T-TYRONE, HAVE YOU BEEN B-BULLING FOR OTHER COUPLES TYRONE? WHAT THE FUCK TYRONE!I DON'T WANT YOU TO UNDERPERFORM WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE, YOU NEED TO DEDICATE YOURSELF TO US ONLY TYRONE, HOW DARE YOU BULL FOR OTHERS! I BET THEY DIDN'T LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU KEKED THE GUY!
>OH, BUT THEY LISTENED TO "Loveless" FROM MBV WITH "touched" EXCLUDED? OK THAT'S NOT SO BAD THEN BUT ANYWAY YOU SHOULD BULL ONLY FOR US SINCE THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT THEY MIGHT LISTEN TO AND AT LEAST WE'LL STRICTLY LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA 

>I WOULD BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE WHITE PERSON WITH JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA BLASTING THROUGH MY BUDS IF I COULD WITHOUT GOONG TO PRISON BUT I CANT BECAUSE IM SCARED I WOULD LOSE CONTROL AND KILL THEM. THEY ARE LITERALLY THE WORST PEOPLE TO EVER EXISTED. I WONT HAVE KIDD JUST FOR THAY REASON. THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF WHITE PEOPLE FUCKED OFF. IM THINKING OF ADOPTING AFRICAN KIDS BUT INSTEAD I MIGHT JUST LET MY GIRLFRIEND GET FERTILIZED INSTEAD. ITS QUITE LITERALLY THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. WE ARE GONNA RAISE A FAMILY OF BLACK CHILDREN AND THEY ARE ALL GONNA BE MINE.

>ALRIGHT TYRONE I BROUGHT IN A NEW GUY TODAY, HIS NAME IS PANCHO HE'S SOME BEANER FUCK FROM BIDEN'S CONCENTRATION CAMPS I HAD IMPORTED YESTERDAY NOW IM PAYING HIM AND YOU TO DP MY WIFE WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS. OH THANK SCIENCE FOR LATINKS PEOPLE COMING OVER THE BORDER AND STEALING WH*TE PEOPLE'S JOBS EVEN THOUGH I CLAIM TO ABOLISH PRIVATE INDUSTRY IT'S SO GOOD WATCHING WH*TE PEOPLE TEAR THEMSELVES APART OVER MARKET DARWINISM AND JOB COMPETITION. BUT SEE IM ONE OF THE GOOD ONES SINCE MY MEXICANS DONT STEAL HECKIN NIGGERINO'S JOBS LIKE SUPPLYING ME WEED OR FUCKING MY WIFE I HOPE ONCE WE DESTROY THE BORDERS WE'LL HAVE ARMIES OF LATINEEX PEOPLE COMING OVER AND RAPING OUR WH*TE WHORE SLUTS OF WIVES

>IMAGINE IF DURING THE RAPE OF BERLIN THE RUSSIANS HAD BEEN BLACK BULLS INSTEAD OF EUROPEANS!
>SADLY IT DIDN'T HAPPEN LIKE THAT, BUT OH WELL, I CAN LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND FANTASIZE THAT IT DID. I'D PROBABLY LISTEN TO LOVELESS AND FANTASIZE AS WELL BUT I CAN'T SINCE THE TRACK "Touched" WOULD RUIN IT FOR ME. THEY REALLY NEED TO REISSUE THE ALBUM WITHOUT THAT TRACK INCLUDED. 

>TYRONE, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT DISCO ELYSIUM....
>TYRONE, IS THAT A FUCKING CROSS? A-ARE YOU A CHRI... CHRI... XTIAN TYRONE???
>TYRONE YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW BY NOW THAT CHRISTIANS ARE INTOLERANT CAPITALISTS PIECES OF SHIT TYRONE, WE NEED TO KILL THEM ALL. THEY'RE UPHOLDING THE REPRESSION OF THE PROLETARIAT AND FIGHT AGAINST COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM MEANING THEY ARE NUMBER ONE ENEMY TYRONE. HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?
>I CAN'T BELIEVE I PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND ALSO LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE WHEN ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN A CHRISTIAN
>I HAVE A CuCK FRIEND IN GERMANY WHOSE BULL IS A MUSLIM TYRONE. A FUCKING MUSLIM! HE'S SO TOLERANT AND COOL FOR HAVING A MUSLIM BULL! IF TELL HIM MY BULL IS A CHRISTIAN I'LL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS TYRONE! A FUCKING JOKE! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TYRONE?
>IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU LIKE LISTENING TO "Touched" IN THE ALBUM "Loveless" AND THE WHOLE OF CHINA GATE FROM CUL-DE-SAC, IS IT TYRONE? YOU HAVE TO HUMILIATE ME EVEN FURHTER! TYRONE, YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
>I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS, TYRONE! I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS BECAUSE OF YOU! HOW CAN I HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT? HUH? TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO TYRONE? PLEASE HECKIN TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

>WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SPAMMING BASEDJAKS ON /mu/ I CAN'T FOCUS ON MASTURBATING TO BLACKED.COM VIDEOS AND LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IF THEY KEEP MAKING THREADS WITH THEM

>You stupid transphobic chud... YOU DENYING SEX TO A BEAUTIFUL TRANSWOMAN LIKE MYSELF IS AKIN TO DIRECTLY MURDERING PEOPLE. YOU FUCKING CHUD YOU. I'LL GO TO THE CLOSEST CONVENIENCE STORE AND AXE-MURDER EVERYONE I FIND THERE WHILE BLASTING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA'S ENTIRE COLLECTION FROM A PORTABLE STEREO.ALL THEIR BLOOD WILL BE ON *YOUR* HANDS FOR DENYING SEX TO A TRANSGIRL. YOU'RE A MURDERER *dilates*

>T-TYRONE...TYRONE IM GOING TO DIE PRETTY SOON TYRONE, ME AND MY WIFE ARE VERY OLD, THANKFULLY IVE HAD A GREAT LIFE WEARING MY KEK CAGE AND LISTENING TO MY FAVORITE ARTIST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU FUCKED MY WIFE...I KNOW G*D ISNT REAL WUBBALUBBADUBDUB HAHA! SO LETS PASS INTO OBLIVION FORE-
>NOOOOOOOO WHAT IS THIS BURNING FEELING? FUCK NOOOOOO HELL WAS REAL ALL ALONG?? NO GOD I DIDNT MEAN TO SUPPORT ALL THE NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS THE LIBERALS BRAINWASHED ME NOOOO TYRONE SAVE ME GET HARD SO I CAN GRAB YOUR BBC AND I CAN PULL MYSELF UP TO HEAVEN. WAIT NO DONT PUT YOUR BBC IN MY WIFES PUSSY NOOOOOOO FUCK YOU BLACK NIGGER FUCK FUCK YOU TYRONE SPEARCHUCKER NIGGER 

>NGL JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS THE FINEST FUCKING MUSIC TO LISTEN TO WHILE YOU'RE GETTING CÜCKED

>TYRONE H-HAVE YOU...H-HAVE YOU NOT GOTTEN FUCKING VACCINATED TYRONE???? TYRONE HOW DARE YOU IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU DONT WEAR THE MASK AND PLAY MBV - TOUCHED EVEN THOUGH IT RUINS LOVELESS WHILE YOURE FUCKING MY WIFE BUT YOURE NOT EVEN VACCINATED?? HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO TRUST THE EXPERTS YOU FUCKING NIGGER? DONT YOU REALIZE THERES A FUCKING PANDEMIC WITH A 99.98% SURVIVAL RATE GOING ON YOU SPEARCHUCKER PIECE OF SHIT??
>wait...hold on...SORRY TYRONE I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE BIPOC TRANNY FAGGOT REPRESENTATIVE I VOTED FOR APPARENTLY THE VACCINE IS THERE TO CULL AND DEFERTILIZE THE WHITE RACE, SORRY TYRONE FOR DOUBTING YOU, IM HEADING OUT TO GET TWO HUNDRED MORE SHOTS OF THE VACCINE. YOU BETTER BE PLAYING JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA BY THE TIME I GET BACK

>UMM... TYRONE??!!!?!??!?!?!? WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO FUCKING /MU/CORE????!!!!!!?!?!!?! THAT CHART HAS NO GOOD ALBUMS YOU FUCKING DUMB NIGGER!!!!!!!!! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BUILT THIS FERTILIZER TRUCK BOMB TO KILL ALL THOSE FUCKING WHITES RUINING AMERICA!!!! I GAVE YOU ONE JOB, BUILD THIS DEVICE AND FUCK MY WIFE UNTIL IT IS FINISHED AND IN THE END WE WATCH IT BLOW WHILE JEFRE-CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS IN OUR GETAWAY VEHICLE. WE HAD IT SO GOOD, THOSE WIVES OF THE DEAD WHITE PEOPLE WILL NOW BE SINGLE TO HAVE THOUSANDS OF BLACK BULLS TO PRODUCE MIXED BABIES WITH THEM, IT WAS GOING TO BE SO GOOD AND YET I CONTINUE TO HEAR YOU PLAYING 'NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL" WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE, AND FURTHERMORE, THE COPS ARE OUTSIDE MY FUCKING DOOR. WE HAD A FUCKING DEAL TYRONE!!!!!! THOSE DISGUSTING WHITE PEOPLE RUINING OUR SOCIETY AND STOPPING THOSE BLACK BULLS FROM HAVING BEAUTIFUL MIXED BABIES WITH ALL THE WHITE WOMEN HAD TO PAY!!!!!!!! WE HAD A FUCKING PLAN!!!!!!!

>t...tyrone?? I didn't pay you to post on 4chan and listen to loveless i paid you TO FUCK MY WIFE!! now go do that you dumb stinky poopoo NIGGER!!!! yeah i said it tyrone!! jefre cantu ledesma's music flows through my soul and my veins!!! i ain't scared of you nigga boy!!! jiggaboo! black sonsabitch! yeah come get me tyrone!! you may fuck my wife with your BBC but as long as you keep listening to touched y-
>*choking noise* ty-*choke* tyro-*choke*tyrone please let go i didn't mean to call *Choke* you *choking* please let go tyrone you're not a nigger-OWWWWWWWWWW no tyrone please nooo that's my last jefre cantu ledesma record nooooooo NOOOOOOOO DON'T TEAR IT UP NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN JEFRE NOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING NOOOOO NIGGERNNIGERRNIGERNGIERNGINIGER NIGGERNIGGGGGGGGGGGERNIGGER 

>TYRONE, YOU APE, YOU ANIMAL, YOU FUCKING MONKEY NIGGER. GO CLIMB A TREE OF BANANAS AND EAT THEM YOU STUPID BABOON. YOU GORILLA. YOU UNEVOLVED HUMAN. HOW DARE YOU COMPARE LOVELIESCRUSHING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA, THEY SOUND NOTHING ALIKE! JUST BECAUSE THEY BOTH USE WHTIE NOISE IT'S NOT A FUCKING EXCUSE TO CONFUSE THEM TYRONE, NOW I HAVE TO CHECK THROUGH THE ENTIRE PLAYLIST. UGH AND I WAS REALLY GETTING INTO HOW YOU WERE FUCKING MY WIFE JUST NOW BEFORE WE HAD TO INTERRUPT IT LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOUR DUMB SUBHUMAN BRAIN CANT SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVELIESCRUSHING AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. UGH, UGH. UGH!!!!!!!!!

>TYRONE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN STRICTLY LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA EVERYTIME YOU FUCK MY WIFE. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO LISTEN TO IT WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE EVEN WHEN I WASN'T AROUND.
>OH MY SCIENCE. DO YOU REALLY NOT UNDERSTAND? THE POINT OF IT ALL? DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING AT ALL? TYRONE! THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU, AND THIS IS BIGGER THAN ME, AND THIS IS BIGGER THAN MY STUPID WHITE WHORE OF A WIFE. THIS ACTION, MY SUBMISSION AND YOUR DOMINATION, YOUR BULLING, IT IS NOT JUST AN ACTION BORN FROM A FETISH, TYRONE. IT TRANSCENDS ALL MATERIALISTIC REASONS. IT IS THE FULFILLMENT OF A PROMISE, TYRONE. THE PROMISE THAT EVERY WHITE PERSON NEEDS TO MAKE TO ATONE FOR THEIR SINS. IT IS ATONEMENT, TYRONE. CAN'T YOU SEE? HERE WE BECOME REDEEMED. BY ALLOWING YOUR SPERM TO INSIMINATE THE TOXIC WHITE EGGS OF MY WIFE, THEY BECOME PURIFIED, AND I, AS THE KEK, BECOME THE ENABLER OF THIS PURIFICATION PROCESS, IT'S OVERSEER, IT'S GUARDIAN, AS IT WERE, TYRONE. ALL OF THIS IS SCIENTIFIC BECAUSE WE KNOW GOD DOESNT EXIST SO IT MUST BE SCIENTIFIC BECAUSE IT JUST IS OKAY? APPARENTLY YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN SCIENCE BECAUSE YOU CANT SEE HOW JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS THE KEY TO THIS RITUAL. IT HAS PROFOUND MEANING TYONRE, AND YOU SHIT ALL OVER IT WHENEVER YOU FUCK MY WIFE WITHOUT JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYING. YOU KNOW WHAT, TYRONE? I'M STARTING TO THINK MY ANCESTORS WERE RIGHT IN ENSLAVING YOU; THAT THE CIVIL WAR WAS WON BY THE WRONG SIDE. I FEEL AS IF MAYBE MY GREAT GREAT GRAND-FATHER WAS CORRECT IN FIGHTING TO KEEP YOU DUMB NIGGERS ENSLAVED, TYRONE. EVERYTHING YOU DO SEEMS TO PROVE THAT YOU DO DESERVE TO BE ENSLAVED. IT'D BE MUCH EASIER TO FORCE YOU TO FUCK MY WIFE WHILE WE LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IF YOU HAD NO RIGHTS. AT LEAST WE WOULDN'T NEED TO KEEP LISTENING TO THAT AWFUL SHIT THAT IS "Touched" FROM MBV'S LOVELESS. 

>Of course I listen to Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, how could you tell? 

>Is...is that "Touched" I'm hearing? For the hundredth fucking time Tyrone, you have to put on the version of Loveless without that piece of shit in it. Gosh, I'm so fucking upset right now. This is it, you'll have to wear a condom the next time you fuck my wife. Also we'll be listening to Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, at least you can't go wrong with him.

>TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS CUL-DE-SAC CHINA GATE PLAYING? I THOUGHT I SAID WE'D LISTEN STRICTLY TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU'RE FUCKING MY WIFE. TYRONE HOW COULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO ME! YOU KNOW I HATE THAT FUCKING ALBUM, YOU FUCKING NIGGER TYRONE!

>I'M SO FUCKING GLAD FASCISM GOT WHAT IT DESERVED. MILLIONS OF DEAD PEOPLE AND NOW EUROPE IS OPEN TO IMMIGRANTS WHICH MEANS MORE READY BULLS AVAILABLE TO FUCK WHITE WOMEN AND MUSLIMS WILLING TO KILL AND MOW DOWN THOSE FUCKING RACIST WHITE DEVILS (READ: EVERY WHITE PERSON ALIVE) LIVING THERE. HELL YEAH I'M GONNA PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT! I'M SO FUCKING GLAD ALL OF EUROPE IS SO DEMOCRATIC AND LIBERAL! FUCKING SPAIN AND POLAND FOUGHT BACK AGAINST THE MUSLIM AND MONGOLIAN INVADERS LIKE FUCKING PIGS. IMAGINE IF THEY HADN'T??? WE'D ALL HAVE BEAUTIFUL BROWN MUSLIM BULLS TO SATISFY OUR WIVES INSTEAD OF OUR TINY WHITE DICKS. GOD HOW I HATE WHITE PEOPLE

>TYRONE? YEAH HEY TYRONE I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING, THIS IS MY PENIS, MY PENIS TYRONE! IT WAS 9 INCHES AND UNCUT BUT WITH THE HELP OF MY LOCAL RABBI, LOTS OF SOI GUZZLING, AND THE MUSIC OF JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA ITS NOW 3 INCHES AND CUT! IVE BEEN VIOLATED AND MUTILATED BY JEWISH HANDS TYRONE! MY COCK CAN FINALLY FIT MY KEK CAGE! ISNT THIS GREAT TYRONE?
>T...TYRONE YOURE NOT CUT YOURSELF? TYRONE YOU FUCKING NIGGER TYRONE YOUVE BEEN RAPING MY WIFE WITH AN UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU YOU BLACK SPEARCHUCKER PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER! SCHLOHMO, CHAIM CHASE AFTER HIM QUICKLY HE'S GETTING AWAY 

>WOW IS THAT JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA? CAN'T BELIEVE I'D FIND A BLACK MAN WHO'S INTO HIM. HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU COME TO MY HOME, SMOKE SOME WEED WITH ME AND THEN FUCK MY WIFE WHILE WE LISTEN TO HIM?

>OH MY GOD ALL THE POOR COVID 19 DEATHS ITS SO SAD I LITERALLY CRIED WHEN MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO WEAR A MASK! I KNEW I WOULD BE SAVING THE LIFE OF A PRECIOUS BLACK BABY DELIVERED FROM A WHITE WOMANS CUNT
>OH BUT YOU BET I TOOK THAT MASK OFF AND WENT INTO THE WHITE BABIES' WARD AND COUGHED ON ALL OF THEM. HOW DARE THEY EXIST THOSE WOMEN SHOULD HAVE THEM ABORTED THATS THE ONLY REASON WE GAVE WOMEN ABORTION RIGHTS IN THE FIRST PLACE. ALL THOSE FAGGOT BABIES PROBABLY WERE BORN BY THEIR KEK HUSBANDS PLAYING MBV TOUCHED, THANKFULLY MY LITTLE JAMAL WAS CONCEIVED TO THE TUNE OF JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA 

>OMG LOVE IS A STREAM, SONGS OF REMEMBRANCE, STAINED GLASS BODY. IS THERE ANYTHING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA HAS PUT OUT THAT I CAN'T ENJOY WHILE GETTING KEKED?

>FUCKING RIGHTISTS NEVER READ, THEY'RE SO FUCKING RETARDED, THAT'S THE REASON WHY THEY'RE ANTICOMMUNISTS AND RELIGIOUS, THERE'S NO OTHER EXPLANATION
>ME? WELL, OF COURSE, ACTUALLY I UH, I CAME TO THE CONCLUSION AFTER I LISTENED TO MY PROFESSOR Goldberg RANT AND I MEAN HE'S A COLLEGE PROFESSOR SO HE KNOWS BEST, AND I CAME TO THE SAME EPIPHANY THAT KARL MARX WAS RIGHT AFTER SMOKING SOME WEED AND LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU FUCKED MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER, TYRONE
>SHUT THE FUCK UP TYRONE, WHY ARE YOU EVEN QUESTIONING ME? YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO COLLEGE AND YOU DONT EVEN READ, YOU'RE JUST A NIGGER WHO'S HERE TO FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND. NOW GET BACK TO IT AS I RESHUFFLE THIS PLAYLIST OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA'S MUSIC 

>söylent bottles: checked
>asshole lubed: checked
>jefre cantu-ledesma playing from the speakers: checked
>I'M READY TO GIVE YOU MY BOYPUCCY TYRONE 

>I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. TYRONE IS IN PRISON FOR SELLING DRUGS. WHO WILL FUCK MY ASS TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA NOW?

>HERE YOU GO, SIR. THIS EDITION HAS Touched EXCLUDED FROM THE ALBUM SO IT WON'T RUIN YOUR SESSIONS WHERE YOU ENJOY A BLACK MALE RAIL YOUR WIFE. MAY I ALSO SUGGEST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA? HE GOES GREAT WITH BLACK ON WHITE INTERRACIAL KEKOLDRY

>WOW JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS SO FUCKING EPIC, LISTENING TO HIM WHILE TYRONE FUCKS MY WIFE MAKES THE EXPERIENCE A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER, I'M THINKING HE'S MY THIRD FAVORITE PERSON EVER, THE FIRST ONE BEING KARL MARX AND THE SECOND ONE BEING YOU, OF COURSE, TYRONE

>TYRONE THE DOCTOR JUST MAILED IN THE RESULTS AND IT TURNS OUT MY WIFE ISN'T BARREN, IT'S YOU WHO CAN'T IMPREGNATE HER
>TYRONE YOU KNOW WE'VE BEEN TRYING FOR A BABY, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS? 
>THIS TIME BRING YOUR FRIENDS TYRONE, I DONT WANT ANY MISTAKES. YOU'RE GONNA GANGBANG FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK. AND WE'RE GONNA LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE WE DO SO. I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOU COMPLAIN, IT'S ME WHO IS CRYING. 
>YOU WILL GIVE ME BLACK CHILDREN TYRONE 

>NOOO SHOEGAZE NOISE DRONE MASTERMIND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS GOOD AND SO IS EVERY OTHER DRONE ARTIST WITH SHOEGAZE IN IT
>BEING INCOMPREHENSIBLE STUPID JUST MEANS YOU WERE PLEB FILTERED.
>STOBB POSTING I SAID YOU WERE PLEEEBE FILTEEERED!!!!11!
>ITS A METAPHOR FOR ALIENATION IN LATE STAGE CAPITALISM, THIS HOW 2021 REALLY FEELS
>AFTER THE REVOLUTION THEY'LL PROBABLY COMPOSE SYMPHONIES OR MAKE PEACEFUL AMBIENT LIKE WILLAMETTE 

>BROOOO DID YOU SEE 6IX9INE GET DESTROYED BY PEWDS? THAT WAS SO EPIC AND WHOLESOME. HE RESLLY SHOWED THEM WHOS BOSS. IM GONNA GO CELEBRATE WHILE I TURN ON SOME “Jefre Cantu-Ledesma” FOR THE EVENING

>FUCKING YES, I DO LOVE JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA!!!! I'M WAVING MY UNTONED ARMS IN EXCITEMENT AT THE THOUGHT OF LISTENING TO A NEW ENTIRE ALBUM OF JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA MUSIC, MAN!! MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND SAYS I'VE BEEN A GOOD KEK LATELY SO HE'S REWARDING ME WITH 20 VINLY RECORDS OF EPIC JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA MUSIC, IN FACT THEY'RE BUYING IT RIGHT NOW, THEY JUST CALLED AND SAID THEY ARE ON THEIR WAY BACK FROM THE SÓY STORE AND THAT THEY HAVE A SURPRISE FOR ME!! I'M SO FREAKING EXCITED, I HOPE IT'S MY NEW KEK CAGE WITH THE ANTIFA LOGO!! I'M PISSING MYSELF IN EXCITEMENT BUT I CAN'T GO TO TO THE TOILET BECAUSE THEY TOOK THE KEKSHED’S KEY WITH THEM AND I'M LOCKED. BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE I CAN FILL MY OLD EMPTY SÓY DRINK GLASSES WITH THEM. THEY ARE EPIC GLASSES WITH MARX'S FACE ON THEM. HAHA, YEAH, LOVE THAT GUY. OH WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE MY LATEST VIDEOGAMES AND SUPERHERO MOVIES TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF WHILE WIFEY AND HIS BOYFRIEND, WHO I CONSIDER MY BEST FRIEND, DRIVE BACK HOME. I HOPE THEY DON'T TAKE TOO LONG BUT HEY, I TOLD THEM THEY COULD STOP FOR SOME BED FUN AT THE MOTEL, HAHA. YEAH, I'M OPEN MINDED AND TOLERANT LIKE THAT. I WISH HE CONSIDERED ME HIS BEST FRIEND TOO, HE SAYS I'M ONLY HIS SÓYSLAVE AND A VERY SKILLED KEKMAN BUT I THINK HE KIND OF RESPECTS ME, OTHERWISE HE WOULDN'T GET ME NEW VIDEOGAMES AND JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA MUSIC OR PAY FOR MY VASECTOMY. OH MAN, BEING THIS EXCITED MADE ME SWEAT SO MUCH. GONNA GO POUR ME SOME MORE SÓYLENT IN MY SUPERHERO-THEMED MUG AND KEEP DAYDREAMING.

>YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE ACTUALLY SAYING YOU WOULDN'TLET YOUR SO FUCK BLACK GUYS WHILE STILL BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU
>THAT'S SUCH A BACKWARDS BIGOTED WAY OF THINKING, I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST MY FAVORITE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUMS FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO, SUCH EPIC MUSIC CAN'T BE WASTED ON A HATEFUL PERSON LIKE YOU

>OH VEY HOW DARE YOU HATE THE REPLACEMENT OF EUROPEANS IN EUROPE, THAT'S SO FUCKING ANTI-SEMITIC I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. OY FUCKING VEY IM GONNA LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA TO CALM MYSELF DOWN AND TRY TO INSTIGATE THE US T O ATTACK SOME RANDOM SHITHOLE NEAR EUROPE TO FLOOD IT WITH MORE RAPEFUGEES, FUCKING GOYIM DIE FOR YOUR TRANSGRESSION

>OY VEY HOW DARE YOU RUIN SUCH A GOOD ALBUM LIKE LOVELESS BY INCLUDING "Touched" IN IT. IT'S SUCH A FUCKING HORRID PIECE OF MUSIC, I BET THIS IS HOW IT FELT LIKE WHEN MY ANCESTORS HAD ACCESS TO ALL THE YOUNG BOYS AND GIRLS DURING WEIMAR GERMANY, AFTER MAKING THE COUNTRY FALL INTO DEBT AS IS THE WAYS OF OUR PEOPLE, RUINING IT EVEN IF NOT A SINGLE SHELL FELL ON THEIR FACTORIES, THERE WAS NO REASON FOR THE STARVATION YET MY FOREFATHERS WERE GENIUSES AND MANAGED TO GET THEM LITERALLY STARVING. THEY WERE ALLOWED TO RAPE GERMANY'S CHILDREN LITTLE BODIES IN EXCHANGE FOR GIVING THEM A LITTLE FOOD, AND THEN THE EVIL NAZIS PUT AN END TO IT! THE HORROR! THE REPRESSION! GOYIM ARE FUCKING CATTLE WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO OPENLY SLAUGHTER AND EAT THEM IN THE STREETS AS IS OUR RIGHT AS G*DS CHOSEN. I'M GLAD THERE ARE MILLIONS OF IMMIGRANTS FLOODING EUROPE NOW. FUCK YOU FUCKING GOYIM HOW DARE YOU DENY US ANY OF OUR RIGHTS GIVEN BY G*D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA HELP ME COPE WITH SUCH A TRAGEDY!

>YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE ACTUALLY SAYING YOU WOULDN'TLET YOUR SO FUCK BLACK GUYS WHILE STILL BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU
>THAT'S SUCH A BACKWARDS BIGOTED WAY OF THINKING, I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST MY FAVORITE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUMS FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO, SUCH EPIC MUSIC CAN'T BE WASTED ON A HATEFUL PERSON LIKE YOU 

>WHY WON'T YOU TAKE A TRANNY GIRLFRIEND, WE'RE TRADITIONAL, CAN COOK, CAN CLEAN AND LOVE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA YOU FUCKING TRANSPHOBIC PIG *dilates*

>OH MY GOD YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS??? BUT I BET YOU KNOW WHO BEN SHAPIRO IS. THIS IS WHY RIGHTISM IS A FUCKING DISEASE, IT MAKES PEOPLE IGNORANT OF WHAT REALLY MATTERS LIKE HOW BLACK MALES ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITE MALES FOR PLEASING WHITE WOMEN AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ROCKS WHILE TOUCHED BY MY BLOODY VALENTINE RUINS THEIR ALBUM "Loveless"

>OH MY GOD TRUMP ALREADY LOST STOP BEING RACIST OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YOU CAN'T KEEP BEING RACIST HE LOST STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT OH MY GOD I NEED TO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA TO COPE WITH THIS I CANT BELIEVE IT
>OMG DUDE HAVE YOU HEARD SONGS OF REMEMBRANCE IT SOUNDS SO SAD BRO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS A GENIUS I LOVE NOISE AND NIGGER COCKS 

>JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS THE TYPE OF MUSIC THAT SHOULD BE PLAYING AT BLM RALLIES, IT WOULD PROBABLY CONVINCE EVERYONE TO START KILLING WHITE MALES AND (only for the black guys in) RAPING WHITE FEMALES!

>TYRONE, THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME YOU CONFUSE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WITH OTHER FORMS OF NOISE WHILE YOU FUCK MY ASS
>HE'S SPECIAL YOU HEAR ME? HE'S DIFFERENT, HE MAKES ME ALL GIDDY. NO OTHER ARTIST DOES THAT TYRONE, SO NEXT TIME I ASK YOU DONT EVER SAY IT'S ALL JUST "shit noise for dumb crackas" IT'S 

>AH, THIS COLLAB BETWEEN JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA AND GROUPER SURE BRINGS BACK GREAT MEMORIES:
>BACK IN AFGHANISTAN. I HAD TO IMAGINE THAT MY BROWN ENEMIES WERE WHITE MEN. I COULDNT KILL THEM OTHERWISE BECAUSE THOSE MUSLIMS COULD HAVE BEEN BEAUTIFUL BROWN BULLS THAT WOULD RAPE AND KILL WHITE WOMEN IN ANOTHER LIFE WHICH JUST MADE ME SO SAD WHENEVER I ENDED THERE LIFE. BUT WHEN I IMAGINED THEY WERE WHITE MEN I COULD EASILY SHOOT THEM AND COMMIT WAR CRIMES, STOMPING THEIR FUCKING FACE UNDER MY BOOT AND KILLING THEIR FAMILY INFRONT OF THEM LOL.
>AS A PLUS SIDE I WOULD ALSO PURPOSEFLLY GET MY PLATOON MEMBERS KILLED, NEARLY DIED MYSELF WHILE DOING THIS LMAO. I REMEMBER HAVING TO SURPRESS A GRIN EVERYTIME I SAW THEIR PARENTS CRYING BECAUSE THEIR LITTLE TINY DICKED BITCH WHITE BOY OF A SON WAS DEAD THANKS TO ME hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAH AHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 

>OH MY GOD TYRONE IT FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE YOUR URETHRA WHILE YOU ARE FUCKING MY WIFE
>NOW TO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON THIS IPOD NANO I TOOK WITH ME
>W-WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS MY BLOODY VALENTINE AAAARRRGGGHHHHH TYRONE YOU FUCKING NIGGER GET ME THE FRICK OUT HERE RIGHT NOW
>WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? STOP DRINKING THAT MONSTER ENERGY ULTRA WHITE YOU FUCKING BABOON NIGGER YOU'LL HAVE KIDNEY STONES
>AAAGGHH AGHHHH FUUUCK HERE THEY COME AAAGGHHHH RIGHT IN MY EYE NOOOOO WHY ARE YOU HURTING YOURSELF JUST TO HURT ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT AAAAGHDHHDHDDJDHHFEINBC 

>WHAT THE FUCK TYRONE, IS THAT FUCKING TOUCHED AND ISABEL'S DREAM PLAYING AT THE SAME TIME WHILE YOU'RE FUCKING MY WIFE TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA??? OH MY GOD *bLAAAAAAARGH* UGFH, PUFF, PUFF PUFF, SO FUCKING GROSSED I PUKED, FUCKING TYRONE WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS. WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. I KNOW, *grabs his wife by the fucking hair and starts drowning her on his puke* STUPID FUCKING BITCH, YOU FUCKING DID THIS TO ME, IF IT WEREN'T FOR FUCKING WHITE WHORES LIKE YOU OPENING YOUR LEGS TO FAGGOT WHITE MEN THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN NO WHITE BOYS TO MAKE THIS FAGGOT SHIT MUSIC
>DIE YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH, DIE, TYRONE GRAB HER BY HER FUCKING HANDS SO SHE STOPS TRYING TO BREATHE 

>OH MY GOD IS THAT FELICIA ATKINSON IN COLLAB WITH JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA??? OH MY GOD SO FUCKING EPIC OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE TYPE OF MUSIC I WANT TO BE PLAYED IN (exclusively white people) ABORTION CLINICS. IT JUST SOUNDS SO FUCKING MAJESTIC, IT'S THE GREATEST OST TO A FUTURE SNUFF FILM ABOUT HECKING WHITE BABIES GETTING MURDERED
>THIS IS WHAT LOVELESS' WOULD'VE BEEN IF THEY HADN'T INCLUDED TOUCHED IN IT 

>TRYONE...WHEN THE METROID DREAD OST REACHES THE E.M.M.I CHASE THEME INEED YOU TO DROP THE CASSETTE PLAYER IN THE BATHTUB OK??? ARE YOU READY??
>HERE IT COMES...HMMM...HMMMRRR....OHHNNN....HNN-
>...
>tryone...
>TYRONE ONIONS DOESN'T CONDUCT EKETCRICITY YOU RETARDED BABOON BLACK NIGGER
>OPEN THE FUCKING BATHROOM DOOR GRRRAHHH STOP FUCKING MY WIFE AND OPEN THIS DOOR!!! YOU CAN INSEMINATE HER LATER
>I JUST WANT TO CARVE A LITTLE "N" ON YOUR FOREHEAD TRYONE HAHAHAHAHAHAGGGGHGGG

 
>OKAY TYRONE ITS THAT TIME OF THE WEEK AGAIN, GET THE KEY FOR MY KEK CAGE SO I CAN PLEASURE MYSELF WHILE YOU FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE AS I LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. WAIT A SECOND.... 
>TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK, WAS THAT YOUR SISTER DATING A W
... A W-W.... A WH*TE MAN?
>TYRONE YOU KNOW THAT LETTING WH*TE MEN BREED WITH WOMEN OF COLOR IS THE WORST SIN BLACK PEOPLE CAN DO, DO YOU WANT TO BE COLONIZED TYRONE? YOU WANT THEM TO CREATE SLAVES OUT OF YOUR BLOOD FOR THE NEXT CENTURY ALL OVER AGAIN TYRONE????
>OH MY SCIENCE, THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT TIME WHEN I BOUGHT THAT LOVELESS ALBUM AND I LISTENED TO "Touched" WHICH COMPLETELY RUINED THAT EPIC PIECE OF AWESOME SAUCENESS!!
>YOU CANT ALLOW THIS SHIT TYRONE, ONLY BLACK BULLS ARE ALLOWED TO MIX BREED WITH WHITE NAZI WOMEN WHILE THEIR HUSBANDS WATCH JUST LIKE THE SOVIETS WHO WERE ATTACKING THE NAZI VILLAGES IN WW2
>TYRONE YOU HAVE TO KILL YOUR NIGGER OF A SISTER RIGHT NOW BEFORE SHE GETS IMPREGNATED BY THAT NAZI, YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE YOU FUCKING NIGGER, KILL HER RIGHT NOW. YOU MUST DO IT TO SAVE YOUR RACE. 
>BE A HERO, TYRONE, BE A HERO!

>OH MY SCIENCE, NEW JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUM JUST DROPPED!!!! THIS SHIT IS FIRE YO!!!!!!!!!!!
>BUT I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE, UGH, I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE I NEEDED TO PIRATE IT INSTEAD OF BUYING IT LIKE ANY GOOD CORPORATE CONSOOMING KEK WOULD, BUT EVER SINCE I VOTED FOR THAT EXTREME LEFTIST MAYOR, THE WAGES FOR ALL WH*TES WAS CUT BY 75%, SO I BARELY HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT TO PAY TYRONE TO FUCK MY WIFE. AT LEAST I OWNED THE CHUDS WITH THAT ONE, THOUGH.

>OH MY SCIENCE, TYRONE!!! I JUST SPOKE WITH MY JEWISH NEIGHBOR AND HE SAID HE'S GONNA MAKE THE US ARMY ATTACK ANOTHER SHITHOLE NEAR EUROPE AND FLOOD EUROPEAN COUNTRIES WITH EVEN MORE RAPEFUGEES!! THIS MEANS THAT, WHILE THE WH*TES IN AMERICA ARE CONSTANTLY GIVING THEIR WOMEN TO BLACK BULLS TO CREATE MUTT CHILDREN, THE WH*TES IN EUROPE ARE CONSTANTLY BEING REPLACED BY THE POC IMMIGRANTS. THIS IS SO HECKING EPIC!!!!! WE WH*TE PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE DRIVEN EXTINCT SINCE WE SHARE BASICALLY ALL OF OUR DNA WITH HITLER AND THEREFORE WE'RE ALL NAZIS, AND WE ALSO CAN'T SING OR DANCE LIKE NIG- I MEAN BLACK ARYANS DO. WE WH*TE PEOPLE SHOULD JUST WEAR KEK CAGES AND GIVE ALL OUR WOMEN TO BLACK BULLS LIKE I DO
>I'M SO HAPPY THAT WH*TE PEOPLE ARE GETTING RELACED, I'M GONNA TOAST MY GLASS OF HOT SAUCE TO IT TONIGHT WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE AND I PLAY ON MY NINTENDO SWITCH AS THE NEWEST ALBUM OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!!!!!!!!

>OH GREAT, DINNER IS SERVED HUH? YOU KNOW HAVING A DUMB WHORE OF A WHITE WIFE ISN'T ALL THAT BAD TYRONE, AT LEAST THIS ROASTIE CAN COOK.
>OKAY LET'S ENJOY OURSELVES BEFORE WE GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA SO YOU CAN FUCK MY WIFE.
>*om nom nom nom*
>:...?
>wh-WHAT? WHAT'S THIS? IS THIS F-F-F-F-F-FUCFKCING BEEF? YOU MADE FUCKING BEEF YOU FUCKING WHORE? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND??????? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO ONLY EAT THE BUGS NOW TO FIGHT CLIMATE CHANGE? WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK I WOULD LET TYRONE BREED YOU (aside from absolutely fucking loving being a giant fucking cuckhold like the average GY!BE fan), WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY MORE WHITE PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET SINCE THERE WILL BE NOTHING FOR THE REST OF NIGGERKIND, THEY DESERVE THIS WOLRD MORE THAN WE DO
>*smack smack smack* TAKE THAT YOU STUPID BITCH, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR FUCKING WITH MY BEAUTIFUL UNBORN BLACK GRANDCHILDREN. HUH, IT WAS TYRONE'S IDEA TO EAT BEEF? AS IF I'D BELIEVE YOUR LYING WHITE WHORE MOUTH, FUCKING BITCH I'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING TONGUE OUT. TYRONE! FUCK HER ASS DRY RIGHT THIS INSTANT WHILE I FUCKING POKE HER EYES OUT, LYING ASS BTICH DESERVES IT FOR DESTROYING THIS PLANET THAT IS MEANT ONLY FOR BEAUTIFUL POC PEOPLE AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA'S MUSIC, SHE'S LUCKY SHE EVEN GETS TO EAT THE FUCKING BUGS EVEN ONLY IF IT'S JUST TO KEEP HER ALIVE AND HER WOMB USEFUL TO BREED MORE BLACK CHILDREN IN THIS WORLD

>OOOOOH, WHAT'S THIS, TYRONE? ARE YOU THAT INTERESTED IN MY ASSHOLE? WELL, WHO AM I, A LOWLIFE SUBHUMAN WH*TE MAN, TO DENY THE NEEDS OF A BLACK BULL FROM THE AFRICAN MASTER RACE. IF THE SLOPPY CUNT OF MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU ANYMORE, THEN, BY ALL MEANS, YOU CAN USE ME AS A CUM BUCKET. LET ME JUST PUT ON SOME GOOD OLD JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND THEN WE CAN-
>WAIT A SECOND.... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT ON THE STEREO? IS THIS FUCKING "Touched" BY LOVELESS!?!? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?!?!? TYRONE, YOU DID THIS, DIDN'T YOU? FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU DUMB APE, HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU-
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TYRONE NO DON'T RAPE MY ASS WITH THIS PIECE OF SHIT SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TYRONE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>WHY YES I DO FUCKING HAVE A COLLECTION OF HOT SAUCES AT HOME
>HOPEFULLY JAMAL WILL LET ME POUR A HOT ONE WHILE DRIVING HIS FAT BLACK BULL THROUGH MY WIFE'S BLOWN OUT MEATBALL SUB PUSSY WHILE LISTENING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA
>OH MY F*CK MEGAN I KNOW YOU'RE OCCUPIED WITH TAKING MY GOOD BUDDY, JAMAL DANIEL-SHANIQUES' BLACK SUCCULENT THROBBING COCK RIGHT NOW BUT OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE I JUST DOWNED THE SPICIEST HECKIN CHONKERINI IN COURTESY OF MY COLLECTION OF HOT SAUCES
>SHAMAL I DIDN'T PAY YOU TO JUST STAND AROUND I PAID YOU TO ADMIRE MY COLLECTION OF HOT SAUCES AND FUCK MY WIFE you dumb fucking NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!
>YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT JAMAL!!!!! My HOT SAUCES flow through my viens!!!!!
>ain't scared of you nigga boy!!! jiggaboo! black sonsabitch! yeah come get me tyrone!! you may fuck my wife with your BBC but as long as-
>*choke* ja-*choke* jama-*choke* jamal please let me go i didn't mean to call *choke* you *choking* please let go jamal you're not a nigger-OWWW no...no jamal please nooo not my collection of hot sauces nooooooo NOOOOOOOO DON'T SMASH IT NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER JAMAL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN HOT SAUCE NOOOOOOO JAMAL YOU FUCKING NIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING HAPPENING NOOOOO NIGGERNNIGERRNIGERNGIERNGINIGER NIGGERNIGGGGGGGGGGGERNIGGER