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{{Featured|Burundi|'''Burundi''' [[Shit Nobody Cares About|is a landlocked country in the Great Rift Valley at the junction between the African Great Lakes region and East Africa]]. It is commonly called the most pure [[aryan]] country in the world, and allegedly is where the entrance to Agartha is.
{{Featured|CIA|{{Glow|'''CIA'''}} or the {{Glow|'''Central Intelligence Agency'''}} is an American intelligence service. The {{Glow|CIA}} and its staff members are widely featured in pop culture and memes.  [[Kuz|███]]<nowiki/> was once an agent, too.
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{{Glow|CIA}} agents are said to emanate a warm and friendly {{Glow|glow}}, so much so that they {{Glow|glow}} in the dark. 
 
You may know some of the {{Glow|CIA}}'s famous psychological operations, such as [[Operation 67]], a {{Glow|CIA}} effort to wipe all traces of [[Thrembo]] from the internet, and obscure it's existence to the public. Despite what [[Chudjak|chuds]] say about the negative nature of this operation, the motive behind it was profoundly positive - done to protect the world's population from [[trannies]], who intended to use thrembo to mathematically prove they could, in fact, become real women (even doe Gödel mathematically proved trannies really can't be women so marge). Through biological agents known as [[schizo|"schizo]] [[meds]]", the {{Glow|CIA}} has altered the brains of most of the world's population to remove all knowledge of thrembo, or Operation 67. This, however, has had the unfortunate side effect of  ████ ████ ████ ████████████ ████ ██████ ███ ██████ █ ████ ██████ ██████ █ ███ ████ ███ ███ ████████ ███ ███ ████ █████ ██████ █ ███ ███ ██████ █████ ███ ████ ███ ██████ significant threat to ████ ███ ████ ██████ █████ █████ █████ ██ ████ ███████ ███ █████ ███ ██ ████ ████ █ ████ █████ ████ at least 13,000,000 affected, likely ████ █████ █████ ████ ████████ ███ ████ ██ ██████ [[trannies|genitals were destroyed]] ███████████ ████ ███████ █████████ ████ ██ ███ ████████ ███████ █ █████████ 
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Revision as of 12:11, 27 January 2024

CIA or the Central Intelligence Agency is an American intelligence service. The CIA and its staff members are widely featured in pop culture and memes. ███ was once an agent, too.

CIA agents are said to emanate a warm and friendly glow, so much so that they glow in the dark.

You may know some of the CIA's famous psychological operations, such as Operation 67, a CIA effort to wipe all traces of Thrembo from the internet, and obscure it's existence to the public. Despite what chuds say about the negative nature of this operation, the motive behind it was profoundly positive - done to protect the world's population from trannies, who intended to use thrembo to mathematically prove they could, in fact, become real women (even doe Gödel mathematically proved trannies really can't be women so marge). Through biological agents known as "schizo meds", the CIA has altered the brains of most of the world's population to remove all knowledge of thrembo, or Operation 67. This, however, has had the unfortunate side effect of ████ ████ ████ ████████████ ████ ██████ ███ ██████ █ ████ ██████ ██████ █ ███ ████ ███ ███ ████████ ███ ███ ████ █████ ██████ █ ███ ███ ██████ █████ ███ ████ ███ ██████ significant threat to ████ ███ ████ ██████ █████ █████ █████ ██ ████ ███████ ███ █████ ███ ██ ████ ████ █ ████ █████ ████ at least 13,000,000 affected, likely ████ █████ █████ ████ ████████ ███ ████ ██ ██████ genitals were destroyed ███████████ ████ ███████ █████████ ████ ██ ███ ████████ ███████ █ █████████


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