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Klaus Schwab.

Medication, better known as meds, are a class of therapeutic mind-control parasites designed to supress latent psionic energies and other psychic powers, render problematic populations infertile, make people question their sexual orientation and, eventually, bring about the fourth industrial revolution by creating a class of mindless consumers. They are likely the mark of the beast.

As of Feburary 2022, meds are still recognised in official capacity. This means we are in the "open" stage of the on-going infodenial campaign, as medical associations and governments across the world still acknowledge the existence of meds and even openly discuss them, unlike with Thrembo. This suggests there is still time.

History

The official narrative on the early history of meds claims that medication dates back to prehistoric herbal pharmacy. In reality, there is overwhelming evidence to suggest that meds have existed for longer than the human race. In other words: meds create man, man does not create meds.

How to avoid taking meds

An artist's impression of the Meds Stare.

     Main article: How to take meds

The easiest method to avoid taking meds is to pretend to take them, but really hide them under your tongue. This usually fools the nurses in the short term.

The Meds Stare

The Meds Stare, also known as the Mr. Smith Effect, is the facial expression that a neurologically compromised individual seems to reflexively wear when exposed to certain stimuli, including conspiracy "theories" (more like conspiracy reals) such as Thrembo. Due to a massive degree of infosuppression by world governments, there is no scientific consensus on what causes this phenomenon; however, it is generally accepted that the Meds Stare is a side effect of the meds "kicking in".


When you were reading this article, did you notice Klaus Schawb blinking?

BBC

BBC is a recently introduced experimental method of schizophrenic treatment in the field of pharmacology. It may sometimes be prescribed alongside the usual meds when one realizes the truths intended to be sealed away from the general public - sometimes on an hourly basis depending on the severity of the case.

As Dr. Soystein and CIA will put it: "meds and BBC. Now. In that order".