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'''Nintendo''' is a Japanese video game developer and publisher. They are mainly known for the critically-acclaimed heckin' masterpiece series Mario and The Legend Of Zelda, both [[Soyjak]] favorites. Soyjaks and real-life [[Soy Boy]]s alike will always defend Nintendo's actions no matter how controversial, such as when Nintendo sold an unaltered version of Super Mario 64 (a game from 1996) for $60 in 2017, and sold sets of cardboard for $80. | '''Nintendo''' is a Japanese video game developer and publisher. They are mainly known for the critically-acclaimed heckin' masterpiece series Mario and The Legend Of Zelda, both [[Soyjak]] favorites. Soyjaks and real-life [[Soy Boy]]s alike will always defend Nintendo's actions no matter how controversial, such as when Nintendo sold an unaltered version of Super Mario 64 (a game from 1996) for $60 in 2017, and sold sets of cardboard for $80. | ||
Due to Soyjak's rejection of religion in favor of the [[science]], he has turned to worshipping multi-billion dollar corporations | Due to Soyjak's rejection of religion in favor of the [[science]], he has turned to worshipping multi-billion dollar corporations, with this loyalty often stemming from: "'''THEY FORMED MY CHILDHOOD!",''' despite thus inhibiting the "cult-like" behavior he accuses religious fundamentalists of. | ||
==Nintendo Switch== | ==Nintendo Switch== |
Revision as of 13:51, 15 February 2022
Nintendo is a Japanese video game developer and publisher. They are mainly known for the critically-acclaimed heckin' masterpiece series Mario and The Legend Of Zelda, both Soyjak favorites. Soyjaks and real-life Soy Boys alike will always defend Nintendo's actions no matter how controversial, such as when Nintendo sold an unaltered version of Super Mario 64 (a game from 1996) for $60 in 2017, and sold sets of cardboard for $80.
Due to Soyjak's rejection of religion in favor of the science, he has turned to worshipping multi-billion dollar corporations, with this loyalty often stemming from: "THEY FORMED MY CHILDHOOD!", despite thus inhibiting the "cult-like" behavior he accuses religious fundamentalists of.
Nintendo Switch
Soyjak's favorite console, the Nintendo Switch, is a handheld gaming console sold by Nintendo and released in 2017. It is usually the only console he is seen playing.