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[[File:Nintendo logo.jpeg|200px|thumb|right|Nintendo's logo.]] | [[File:Nintendo logo.jpeg|200px|thumb|right|Nintendo's logo.]] | ||
'''Nintendo''' is a Japanese video game developer and publisher. They are mainly known for the critically-acclaimed | '''Nintendo''' is a Japanese video game developer and publisher. They are mainly known for the critically-acclaimed heckin' masterpiece series Mario and The Legend Of Zelda, both [[Soyjak]] favorites. Soyjaks and real-life [[Soy Boy]]s alike will always defend Nintendo's actions no matter how controversial, such as when Nintendo sold an unaltered version of Super Mario 64 (a game from 1996) for $60 in 2017, and sold sets of cardboard for $80. | ||
Due to Soyjak's rejection of religion in favor of the [[science]], he has turned to worshipping multi-billion dollar corporations, with this loyalty often stemming from: "'''THEY FORMED MY CHILDHOOD!",''' despite thus inhibiting the "cult-like" behavior he accuses religious fundamentalists of. | Due to Soyjak's rejection of religion in favor of the [[science]], he has turned to worshipping multi-billion dollar corporations, with this loyalty often stemming from: "'''THEY FORMED MY CHILDHOOD!",''' despite thus inhibiting the "cult-like" behavior he accuses religious fundamentalists of. | ||
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[[File:Nintendo Switch soyjak.png|thumb|right|How can an entire game company be "soy"? Just let people enjoy things, chud.]] | [[File:Nintendo Switch soyjak.png|thumb|right|How can an entire game company be "soy"? Just let people enjoy things, chud.]] | ||
Soyjak's favorite console, the Nintendo Switch, is a handheld gaming console sold by Nintendo and released in 2017. It is usually the only console he is seen playing. | Soyjak's favorite console, the Nintendo Switch, is a handheld gaming console sold by Nintendo and released in 2017. It is usually the only console he is seen playing. | ||
==See Also== | |||
* [[KnowYourMeme]] - A website devoted to Nintendo-themed softcore erotica. | |||
[[Category:Institutions]] | [[Category:Institutions]] | ||
[[Category:Games]] | [[Category:Games]] | ||
[[Category:Fandoms]] | [[Category:Fandoms]] | ||
Revision as of 21:47, 25 May 2022
Nintendo is a Japanese video game developer and publisher. They are mainly known for the critically-acclaimed heckin' masterpiece series Mario and The Legend Of Zelda, both Soyjak favorites. Soyjaks and real-life Soy Boys alike will always defend Nintendo's actions no matter how controversial, such as when Nintendo sold an unaltered version of Super Mario 64 (a game from 1996) for $60 in 2017, and sold sets of cardboard for $80.
Due to Soyjak's rejection of religion in favor of the science, he has turned to worshipping multi-billion dollar corporations, with this loyalty often stemming from: "THEY FORMED MY CHILDHOOD!", despite thus inhibiting the "cult-like" behavior he accuses religious fundamentalists of.
Nintendo Switch
Soyjak's favorite console, the Nintendo Switch, is a handheld gaming console sold by Nintendo and released in 2017. It is usually the only console he is seen playing.
See Also
- KnowYourMeme - A website devoted to Nintendo-themed softcore erotica.
