Nintendo
Nintendo is a Japanese video game developer and publisher. They are mainly known for the critically-acclaimed "masterpieces" series Mario and The Legend Of Zelda, both Soyjak favorites. Soyjaks and real-life Soy Boys alike will always defend Nintendo's actions no matter how controversial, such as when Nintendo sold an unaltered version of Super Mario 64 (a game from 1996) for $60 in 2017, sue everyone who uses """""""illegally""""""" their characters and sold sets of cardboard for $80.
Due to Soyjak's rejection of religion in favor of the science, he has turned to worshipping multi-billion dollar corporations, with this loyalty often stemming from: "THEY FORMED MY CHILDHOOD!", despite thus inhibiting the "cult-like" behavior he accuses religious fundamentalists of.
Nintendo Switch
Soyjak's favorite console, the Nintendo Switch, is a handheld gaming console sold by Nintendo and released in 2017. It is usually the only console he is seen playing.
