Oreos
Oreos are a brand of black bull sperm filled cookies consisting of wafers made up of chocolate flavoured meds, estrogenic and other mind controlling substances such as soy, corn syrup and floruide pumped out by Nabisco for the normie cattle masses. While Oreos are enjoyed by soyjaks across the world, one ‘jak in particular has taken an obsessive liking to these “cookies”, nojak.
Sproke Oreos (Sprokeos)
Sproke oreos are an incredibly rare type of oreo which has been hidden from the public in a massive disinfo campaign by Nabisco. After the massive “Sproke Papers” leak in 2021, it was revealed that during the development and testing of the sproke oreos that candidates who consumed them entered a state of psychosis known as “sproking out”. Very little is known about them other than that the creme of the cookie was made up of 60% Coke and 40% Sprite. It is alleged that nojak has a lifetime’s supply of the mysterious cookie, in exchange he cannot review the cookie on his show.
