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{{Tranny}}[[File:poog.jpg|thumb|alt=A virtually hairless black skinned guinea pig with orange fur on it's nose with chewed lettuce on it's side. |An image of Poog with chewed lettuce.]] | {{Tranny}}[[File:poog.jpg|thumb|alt=A virtually hairless black skinned guinea pig with orange fur on it's nose with chewed lettuce on it's side. |An image of Poog with chewed lettuce.]] | ||
'''Poog''' is the guinea pig of a soyteen on soyjak.party. He is very commonly posted within /soy/ and also has had memes made about him. | '''Poog''' is the [[Nigger|black]], SUSPECTED to be [[Trannies|trans]] guinea pig of a soyteen on soyjak.party. He is very commonly posted within /soy/ and also has had memes made about him. | ||
There are commonly theories and jokes posted about him getting raped by his owner, who has [[:File:PoogNotRaped.png|confirmed these to be false]]. | There are commonly theories and jokes posted about him getting raped by his owner, who has [[:File:PoogNotRaped.png|confirmed these to be false]]. | ||
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS ARTICLE HE WAS RAPED '''< Gay rabbit false flag.''' | DON'T LISTEN TO THIS ARTICLE HE WAS RAPED '''< Gay rabbit false flag. < meds''' | ||
No that wasn't poog. | No that wasn't poog. | ||
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One of his favorite songs is [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4y-w9eIaUk Lil B's - Suck My Dick Hoe], for his reference to Matlock. '''<Aryan Music''' | One of his favorite songs is [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4y-w9eIaUk Lil B's - Suck My Dick Hoe], for his reference to Matlock. '''<Aryan Music even doe its made by a nigger''' | ||
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== Poog | == Poog VS Rabbits (aryan) == | ||
Contrary to ''someone's'' belief, Poog or his owner never intended to do anything malicious towards any rabbits or their owners. What could have been seen as unwarranted hatred only came after the page was vandalized. Why someone thought this, I don't know, but we never meant any harm. | Contrary to ''someone's'' belief, Poog or his owner never intended to do anything malicious towards any rabbits or their owners. What could have been seen as unwarranted hatred only came after the page was vandalized. <--- meds it wasn't vandalization, it was simply the facts you chud | ||
Why someone thought this, I don't know, but we never meant any harm. <--- meds again you ran over a rabbit with a lawnmower | |||
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File:1692134098368.png|Poogjak | File:1692134098368.png|Poogjak | ||
File:1690296534056.png|Immunity Poog | File:1690296534056.png|Immunity Poog | ||
File:1688423012085-1.jpg|Dolf, the goat raper (iykyk), smelling niggers (possibly Poog) | File:1688423012085-1.jpg|Dolf, the goat raper (iykyk), smelling niggers (possibly Poog) | ||
File:CENSORED.jpg|Poog's sworn enemy, the aryan rabbit (blue eyes, blonde hair, yup issa aryan) | |||
File:20230815 152423.jpg|His nigger wife | |||
File:20230815 152137.jpg|And their mulatto child | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
== Citations == | == Citations == | ||
<references /> | <references /> | ||
Revision as of 22:47, 18 August 2023
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This Person is trans btw, if that matters. |
Poog is the black, SUSPECTED to be trans guinea pig of a soyteen on soyjak.party. He is very commonly posted within /soy/ and also has had memes made about him.
There are commonly theories and jokes posted about him getting raped by his owner, who has confirmed these to be false.
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS ARTICLE HE WAS RAPED < Gay rabbit false flag. < meds
No that wasn't poog.
Theories
Raped
The origin of this is quite strange, but actually began when somebody posted a thread with a GIF of a chinchilla which was supposedly getting raped, having a seizure, dying, or a combination of the three in a box. Within this thread a 'teen talked about a chinchilla he once bought from an animal convention which died within days, because unknown to the 'teen, the chinchilla was suffering from a rectal prolapse, which immediately prompted other 'teens to accuse the owner of chinchilla anal rape.
After this was admitted, the 'teen decided to post the first images of Poog which he got from the same convention, but since there was already discussion of animal rape and anal prolapses from other 'teens in the thread already, the 'teens then accused this 'teen of possibly raping Poog and his other pets as well.
This then prompts him to post images of Poog to show his well being.[1]
Rectal prolapses are actually relatively common in chinchillas, because they are gay nigger animals that are delicate as a harlequin babby made of glass.
Here's an image of a chinchilla having a prolapse. I couldn't add it to the article, because Angeleno is as fragile as a chinchilla.
Matlock
Apparently Poog's favorite show is Matlock. This theory is supported by the amount of pictures and videos of Poog that have Matlock in the background, such as his farewell video dedicated to the demise of the 'arty.
One of his favorite songs is Lil B's - Suck My Dick Hoe, for his reference to Matlock. <Aryan Music even doe its made by a nigger
Poog's No.2999999 GET
On the night of April 24th 2023, Poog achieved /soy/'s No.2999999 GET cementing his status as Sharty culture once and for all.
His getting the No.2999999 GET and not the No.3000000 GET is significant, because despite Poog's status as 'arty culture, he is still NAS. So, his getting the No.2999999 and reserving the 3000000 to, uhhh, whatever 'jak that got it (noone cared) was the best situation that could've happened.
Poog VS Rabbits (aryan)
Contrary to someone's belief, Poog or his owner never intended to do anything malicious towards any rabbits or their owners. What could have been seen as unwarranted hatred only came after the page was vandalized. <--- meds it wasn't vandalization, it was simply the facts you chud
Why someone thought this, I don't know, but we never meant any harm. <--- meds again you ran over a rabbit with a lawnmower
Gallery:
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The original chinchilla that died from the prolapse.
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Poog on the table with the dog.
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Poog eating spaghetti.
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Cobby's Poog 'Stache
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Wizard Poog
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Poogjak
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Immunity Poog
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Dolf, the goat raper (iykyk), smelling niggers (possibly Poog)
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Poog's sworn enemy, the aryan rabbit (blue eyes, blonde hair, yup issa aryan)
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His nigger wife
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And their mulatto child
Citations
- ↑ Trust the science, ok chud?
