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WARNING: VANTABLACK!!!


Poopson
NAS Antimatter
Aliases
  • Poop
  • Poopie
  • Raisins
  • Halloween Candy Soyjak
  • Cobson Killer
  • Shitson
  • Crapson
  • Andyjak
  • 'Cordson
  • Redditson
  • Unironic Coalson
  • Pomni Soyjak
  • SMG4 Soyjak
  • Goofy Ahh Soyjak
  • Ohio Soyjak
  • 5333333 GET Soyjak
  • WABAG
  • Brojak 3.0
  • Flartson 2.0
  • Neo-Petra
  • Brimmest of the Brimstone
  • Worst Brimstone on the Sharty
  • Admin 6 Favorite soyjaks
  • Choodist's Worst Nightmare
  • Late-Stage Froot
  • Potential Sharty Killer
Origin/soy/, Soyjak.party (October 30 2023)
Traced FromUnknown
A screenshot from a future 'teen to show that poopson WILL be created. Image has been blurred to prevent 'teens from possibly killing themselves.[1]

Poopson is a name given to a prophesized variant rumored to be the coal that will destroy the sharty. It is expected to be created around Early 2024, possibly during brimstone winter. This variant will be so vantablack that it will cause massive unrest amongst 'teens, inciting the 4th Soyvil War. Offsite raiders will use this variant to demoralize soyteens and convince them it a gem variant. This variant will also gain traction amongst twitter users in positive light. But fear not about the damage caused by this variant, as the gem that will save the sharty will be created a month or 2 after.

Observations

Not much is there to be observed from the image provided by the poster except that it starts with an 53. This could possibly mean that this digit is the 5333333 GET and why this variant was so niggerstone. UPDATE: There's more poopson lore. Too lazy to add it all so here https://archive.ph/6u90X https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4116133.html#4116792

Alengo or however you say ur name edit the wiki page pls

pls add the a picture of andyjak and cacason here.

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