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(You can read about half of this thread | (You can read about half of this thread [https://archive.ph/q3kno here]) | ||
On January 14th, 2024 at about 9:00pm, the gem that damn near destroyed the 'farty was created. | On January 14th, 2024 at about 9:00pm, the gem that damn near destroyed the 'farty was created. In this post, a (not so anonymous now) soyteen had predicted a horrible tragedy. The creation of [[Poopson]]. | ||
[[File:Screenshot 2024-01-15 000311.png|thumb|alt=Main Thread|The gem that damn near destroyed the farty]] | [[File:Screenshot 2024-01-15 000311.png|thumb|alt=Main Thread|The gem that damn near destroyed the farty]] | ||
This was foretold by a time traveler, trying to warn us against the creation of poopson, and that we must stop it before 11:33pm. | |||
This was foretold by a time | |||
The thread goes onto much soyduelling, saying farewells to each other, and thinking ways on how to prevent [[Poopson]]. | The thread goes onto much soyduelling, saying farewells to each other, and thinking ways on how to prevent [[Poopson]]. | ||
But to no avail, Doll joins in with their opinion, saying the following: <ref>https://wiki.soyjak.party/Happenings#/media/File:Doll_jan_14_1.png</ref> | But to no avail, Doll joins in with their opinion, saying the following: <ref>https://wiki.soyjak.party/Happenings#/media/File:Doll_jan_14_1.png</ref> | ||
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Eventually this leads to the introduction of a mysterious admin... [[ϪOOT]]!! | Eventually this leads to the introduction of a mysterious admin... [[ϪOOT]]!! | ||
[[ϪOOT]] bans OP temporarily, containing poopson, and not allowing OP to post | [[ϪOOT]] bans OP temporarily, containing poopson, and not allowing OP to post him. | ||
[[File:Screenshot 2024-01-15 001330.png|thumb|alt=XOOT REVEAL|ϪOOT]] | [[File:Screenshot 2024-01-15 001330.png|thumb|alt=XOOT REVEAL|ϪOOT]] | ||
[[ϪOOT]] quickly unbans OP, when OP makes an extremely dumbass decision... They post their ban, and forget to censor their IP. | [[ϪOOT]] quickly unbans OP, when OP makes an extremely dumbass decision... They post their ban, and forget to censor their IP. | ||
The thread suddenly goes from poopson to attempting to doxx OP, which doesn't get far, | The thread suddenly goes from poopson to attempting to doxx OP, which doesn't get far, because they only had an IP and no other information, making it impossible to get anything expect their city. | ||
Many shartizens start wondering why we would doxx | Many shartizens start wondering why we would doxx them anyway, as they are a fellow shartist, and made a gemerald thread. Op then asks to not be doxxed, and everyone shuts up about it. | ||
The countdown til poopson still goes on, with more and more speculation occuring to what poopson will be, while hysterics about the site going down continue. | The countdown til poopson still goes on, with more and more speculation occuring to what poopson will be, while hysterics about the site going down continue. | ||
Eventually the clock strikes 11:33pm (EST) and /soy/ is completely flooded with Poopson variants. | Eventually the clock strikes 11:33pm (EST) and /soy/ is completely flooded with Poopson variants. The poopening continues on throughout the night, with the original thread being left with nearly 900 replies. | ||
The poopening continues on throughout the night, with the original thread being left with nearly 900 replies. | |||
This was a historic moment, most of the sharty was convinced we were gonna shut down, new admins introduced, old admins talking for once in awhile, and the grand reveal of [[Poopson]]. | This was a historic moment, most of the sharty was convinced we were gonna shut down, new admins introduced, old admins talking for once in awhile, and the grand reveal of [[Poopson]]. | ||
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Poopson Incident is darker than coal...
(You can read about half of this thread here)
On January 14th, 2024 at about 9:00pm, the gem that damn near destroyed the 'farty was created. In this post, a (not so anonymous now) soyteen had predicted a horrible tragedy. The creation of Poopson.
This was foretold by a time traveler, trying to warn us against the creation of poopson, and that we must stop it before 11:33pm. The thread goes onto much soyduelling, saying farewells to each other, and thinking ways on how to prevent Poopson. But to no avail, Doll joins in with their opinion, saying the following: [1]
Eventually this leads to the introduction of a mysterious admin... ϪOOT!!
ϪOOT bans OP temporarily, containing poopson, and not allowing OP to post him.
ϪOOT quickly unbans OP, when OP makes an extremely dumbass decision... They post their ban, and forget to censor their IP. The thread suddenly goes from poopson to attempting to doxx OP, which doesn't get far, because they only had an IP and no other information, making it impossible to get anything expect their city. Many shartizens start wondering why we would doxx them anyway, as they are a fellow shartist, and made a gemerald thread. Op then asks to not be doxxed, and everyone shuts up about it.
The countdown til poopson still goes on, with more and more speculation occuring to what poopson will be, while hysterics about the site going down continue. Eventually the clock strikes 11:33pm (EST) and /soy/ is completely flooded with Poopson variants. The poopening continues on throughout the night, with the original thread being left with nearly 900 replies. This was a historic moment, most of the sharty was convinced we were gonna shut down, new admins introduced, old admins talking for once in awhile, and the grand reveal of Poopson.
Poopson has finally come and pass, never to return again.
A Collection of all notable poopsons. Though, Gray poopson riding dildo, was the most agreed upon as the true form of poopson:
