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There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon herself to make the song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however. These songs can be found on the YouTube channel [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. | |||
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A full playlist of all songs can be found [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8PUAhtOtuM&list=PLbbBRNTxQiaKkc1nIp3KHshWB8yOA8TNL here]. | |||
== Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye) == | |||
[[File:A9360fa1f06abc692d80f3925713f771.png|thumb|462x462px| ''Now you're just soibody that I used to quote'']] | |||
Now and then I think of when we were together | |||
Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE | |||
Told by Lee to commit suicide | |||
But it was just another thread to hide | |||
But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember | |||
You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation | |||
Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet | |||
So when we found that we could not make gems | |||
Well you said that we would still post 'jaks | |||
But I'll admit that I was glad it was over | |||
But you didn't have to duel me off | |||
Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing | |||
And I don't even need your (You)'s | |||
But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough | |||
No, you didn't have to stoop so low | |||
Have your friends collect your leebait | |||
And then change your IP | |||
I guess that I don't need that though | |||
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote | |||
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote | |||
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote | |||
Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems | |||
But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post | |||
But I don't wanna post on /kwey/ | |||
Reading into every post you make | |||
You said that you could let it go | |||
And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling | |||
Soibody that you used to quote | |||
But you didn't have to duel me off | |||
Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing | |||
And I don't even need your (You)'s | |||
But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough | |||
No, you didn't have to stoop so low | |||
Have your friends collect your leebait | |||
And then change your IP | |||
I guess that I don't need that though | |||
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote | |||
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8PUAhtOtuM Listen on YouTube] | |||
== A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra) == | |||
[[File:Thatskwah.png|thumb|448x448px| ''That's /qa/'']] | |||
That´s qa (kwahh) | |||
(thats qaaaa) | |||
That´s what all the jakkers say | |||
= | You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie | ||
< | |||
But i know im gonna change the board | |||
When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days | |||
I said thats qa | |||
(thats waaa) | |||
And as based it may seem | |||
some jakkers get their bans | |||
stomping on their cheese | |||
But i dont let it, let it get me cucked | |||
cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed | |||
I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen | |||
A soy and a frog | |||
I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal | |||
And i dont look like this | |||
Each time i race bait | |||
sometimes to lee | |||
I reply to myself up and get | |||
Back in the meds | |||
Thats qa(kwahhh) | |||
I tell you, i cant deny it | |||
i though of breakfast for dinner | |||
But my wife´son aint gonna buy it | |||
and if i didnt think it was worth a single though | |||
I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack | |||
I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi | |||
A cop and a chud | |||
I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa | |||
and i know 1 thing | |||
Each time i find myself "postinng" | |||
´vocado´s treat | |||
I just pick myself a vpn and get | |||
Back in qa | |||
Thats qa | |||
(Thats qaaa) | |||
Thats qa and i cant deny it | |||
Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds | |||
But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight | |||
Im gonna get myself ready | |||
open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM | |||
my, my | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2mLj-fWXoA Listen on YouTube] | |||
== The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) == | |||
[[File:Wer4sgresg.png|thumb|393x393px| ''What a wonderful board'']] | |||
I see frogs of green | |||
Soiposters too | |||
I see them spam | |||
For me and you | |||
And I think to myself | |||
What a wonderful board | |||
I see bait with (You)s | |||
No janny in sight | |||
The "delete /pol/" plight | |||
And I think to myself | |||
What a wonderful board | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vl4bEuNGOU Listen on YouTube] | |||
== Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47 == | |||
[[File:Fgwe4fwefewf.png|thumb|409x409px| ''<nowiki/>'jaks 'jaks 'jaks spitting facts facts facts'']] | |||
[intro] | |||
oh shiiiitt | |||
this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos | |||
keeping it real keeping it fun | |||
let's do this | |||
[verse 1] | |||
lil 'jakkin back on the scene | |||
catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed | |||
churning out OC making haters OD | |||
this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be | |||
and I was gone for a few days | |||
got rangebanned like um okay | |||
chilled for a bit in the party | |||
but now I'm back on my proxy | |||
little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja) | |||
you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks | |||
we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show | |||
don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh! | |||
[bridge] | |||
yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja) | |||
chilling in my home board | |||
just keep posting shit (win) | |||
never ever get bored | |||
cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja) | |||
chilling in my home board | |||
just keep posting shit (svenska) | |||
never ever get bored | |||
[chorus] | |||
'jaks 'jaks 'jaks | |||
spitting facts facts facts | |||
eating yeji bug snacks | |||
fueling up, dueling to the max | |||
ducks going /qa/ck | |||
putting out these mad tracks | |||
tranny janny relax | |||
fix that wound from an axe, OOH! | |||
[verse 2] | |||
fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe | |||
her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though | |||
and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit | |||
I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick | |||
I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes | |||
went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise | |||
he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut | |||
now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt | |||
enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers | |||
repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other | |||
bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders | |||
[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later | |||
and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy | |||
and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies | |||
but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it | |||
thread after thread but our game stays perfect | |||
[bridge] | |||
yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja) | |||
chilling in my home board | |||
just keep posting shit (win) | |||
never ever get bored | |||
cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja) | |||
chilling in my home board | |||
just keep posting shit (svenska) | |||
never ever get bored | |||
[chorus] | |||
'jaks 'jaks 'jaks | |||
spitting facts facts facts | |||
eating yeji bug snacks | |||
fueling up, dueling to the max | |||
ducks going /qa/ck | |||
putting out these mad tracks | |||
tranny janny relax | |||
fix that wound from an axe, OOH! | |||
[outro (svenska beat)] | |||
ja ja svenska win | |||
svenska win ja ja | |||
ja ja svenska win (okay!) | |||
svenska win ja ja (alright) | |||
ja ja svenska win | |||
svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha) | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KCpoeOlTrg Listen on YouTube] | |||
== End of Quay (Parody of Komm,susser Tod by Arianne) == | |||
[[File:Cefca57f4a87be6d377971c1ecfa00a3.png|thumb|327x327px| ''What once was gemmy, now is coal'']]I know, I know i've let you down | |||
I've been a fool to myself | |||
I thought I could raid the jannies' board | |||
But now, through all the bants and fails | |||
It's time for me to accept the troons | |||
you hate me more than anything | |||
So, with cringeness in my soul | |||
I feel the best thing i could do | |||
Is send the rakes, and leaf the party | |||
What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad | |||
What once was gemmy, now is coal | |||
I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented | |||
I wish that I could turn back time | |||
'Cause now /qa/ is not mine, | |||
can't life without the salt from those you've bowled | |||
I know you can't forget the OCs | |||
You can't forget 'jaks and troons | |||
Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide | |||
It all returns to nothing | |||
The party's tumbling down x3 | |||
It all returns to nothing | |||
Soot just keeps | |||
Letting me down x3 | |||
In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again | |||
I've lost every duel, every duel | |||
Everything that matters to me | |||
Matters to me in this bowl | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqHpoH-4450 Listen on YouTube] | |||
== 'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat == | |||
[[File:43424234.png|thumb|490x490px| ''<nowiki/>'jak it proud, quote it loud, a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd'']] | |||
ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum | |||
that place is crazy hahahahahahha | |||
ja, was put at the psych ward a while | |||
far away from my home board (kwah!) | |||
so far from my country (sverige!) | |||
stuck in solitary there (ja!) | |||
but Soistein came to give me the jab | |||
and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs | |||
ran out the door and all through the place | |||
'till I touched grass outside of the gates | |||
couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin | |||
but beat don't need feats to get crackin' | |||
so here's a single for the anons waiting | |||
take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and | |||
[chorus] | |||
'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud | |||
a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd | |||
the chuds and schizos sproking out | |||
oh I can hear them posting now | |||
don't slow down and don't give in | |||
ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win | |||
so marge to the beat of the drum | |||
all the coalers left in confusion | |||
glowing agents hot on my tail | |||
in the same van as the 'wegian fail | |||
see the light in my rear view mirror | |||
but I vibrate higher so they disapear | |||
can't handle this gemming energy | |||
that's why they're known as NPCs | |||
one eye on the road, one on the 'log | |||
watch out for hanging tranny hogs | |||
just remember have fun with it | |||
and if they call it coal just run with it | |||
'till the sun sets on our board | |||
we post on our own accord | |||
no shills or chasing money | |||
just creative skills and funny | |||
a forgotten art to some | |||
we were once what we've become | |||
JA COME ON NOW! | |||
[chorus] | |||
'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud | |||
a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd | |||
the chuds and schizos sproking out | |||
oh I can hear them posting now | |||
don't slow down and don't give in | |||
ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win | |||
so marge to the beat of the drum | |||
all the coalers left in confusion | |||
hahahaha ja svenska win forever | |||
bumping gems to the grave | |||
peace! | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j5FL60AwX8 Listen on YouTube] | |||
== Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay) == | |||
[[File:62ccfe3af9e6cc3460ea17615dcd5a6d.png|thumb|512x512px| ''And that was when I ruled the board'']] | |||
I used to rule the board | |||
Spam would rise when I gave the word | |||
Now in the morning I sleep alone | |||
See the ruins of my old home | |||
I used to roll the dice | |||
Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes | |||
Quench my joy with troon soijaks | |||
Now the oldfag is dead | |||
Long live the- ACK! | |||
One minute I felt the keyd | |||
Next the board was locked on me | |||
And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand | |||
Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/ | |||
I hear the janitorial stuff is seething | |||
Payless moderators are dilating | |||
Be my proxy, my script and meds | |||
My schizophrenic army in foreign threads | |||
For some reason I can't explain | |||
Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never | |||
Never a honest word | |||
And that was when I ruled the board | |||
It was the wicked and wild wind | |||
Cleaned up the stables to let me in | |||
Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs! | |||
People couldn't believe what became of soijaks | |||
Moderators eagerly stand | |||
For my ip range on a permaban | |||
Just a 'jakker in a lonely space | |||
God who would ever take my place | |||
I hear the janitorial stuff is seething | |||
Payless moderators are dilating | |||
Be my proxy, my script and meds | |||
My schizophrenic army in foreign threads | |||
For some reason I can't explain | |||
I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name | |||
Never a honest word | |||
And that was when I ruled the board | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tJaH11v4Pk Listen on YouTube] | |||
== Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie) == | |||
[[File:Bowie.png|thumb|424x424px| ''Can you hear me Major Cob?'']] | |||
Gem Control to Major Cob | |||
Gem Control to Major Cob | |||
Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on | |||
Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo) | |||
Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four) | |||
Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one) | |||
This is Gem Control to Major Cob | |||
You've made 'jak of the day | |||
And the chuds want to know which gems you bump | |||
Now it's time to post a thread if you dare | |||
-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control | |||
I'm spamming onions posts | |||
And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way | |||
And the 'log looks very different today | |||
For here | |||
Am I posting on the 'party | |||
Far above the 'ru | |||
slash-Q-A is blue | |||
And there's nothing I can do | |||
Though I've won one hundred thousand duels | |||
I'm feeling very nas | |||
And I think my browser know which posts to quote | |||
Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows | |||
Ground Control to Major Cob | |||
Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong | |||
Can you hear me Major Cob? | |||
Can you hear me Major Cob? | |||
Can you hear me Major Cob? | |||
Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder | |||
Far above the 'ru | |||
Slash-Q-A is blue | |||
And there's nothing I can do | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWTj2yNnYMU Listen on YouTube] | |||
== Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine) == | |||
[[File:465335763413.png|thumb|371x371px| ''Cob Gang!'']] | |||
Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho | |||
Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho | |||
(Cob Gang!) | |||
Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga | |||
On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas | |||
You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga | |||
No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga | |||
On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more | |||
He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor | |||
Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score | |||
They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board | |||
In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop | |||
Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock | |||
Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot | |||
Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot | |||
I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho | |||
Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up | |||
I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak | |||
I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak | |||
I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch | |||
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip | |||
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit | |||
Shout out, but I made the janny quit | |||
Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho | |||
Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho | |||
All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho | |||
Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho | |||
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid | |||
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it | |||
Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it | |||
I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it | |||
I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch | |||
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip | |||
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit | |||
Shout out, but I made the janny quit | |||
I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch | |||
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip | |||
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit | |||
Shout out, but I made the janny quit | |||
(Cob Gang!) | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2bXJTBTd9I Listen on YouTube] | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxWehSlgJ1g Nutwave Version] | |||
== Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine) == | |||
[[File:0c11cd9a2e33614b7339da4edca1063e.png|thumb|374x374px| ''We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga'']] | |||
That's my thread, get up in they replies | |||
Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka | |||
These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man | |||
Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka | |||
(Cob Gang!) | |||
We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka | |||
These niggas seethe different | |||
We don't seethe, jakka | |||
We make niggas seethe, Chud | |||
THRϪMBWAY | |||
These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you | |||
Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s | |||
Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too | |||
Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool | |||
Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga | |||
Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga | |||
Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga | |||
We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga | |||
It's always nas coal this and nas coal that | |||
Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks | |||
These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems | |||
Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at | |||
I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah | |||
Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color | |||
Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya? | |||
Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! | |||
Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey | |||
They be like "she so attractive" on the party | |||
she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix | |||
Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics | |||
She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no | |||
Although they be saying that she chirno | |||
Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou | |||
pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho | |||
These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you | |||
Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s | |||
Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too | |||
Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool | |||
Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga | |||
Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga | |||
Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga | |||
We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBfXlCymkk Listen on YouTube] | |||
== Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie) == | |||
[[File:8957645234213.png|thumb|414x414px| ''There's a party, a jakker's paradise'']] | |||
I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal | |||
Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts | |||
Some teen was making Cobsons | |||
Posting them, "He's a gem" he said | |||
Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay | |||
Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid | |||
That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem | |||
There's a party, a jakker's paradise | |||
There's colorjaks and cobsons | |||
And their gems will blow your mind | |||
There's a party, a jakker's paradise | |||
Soot told us not to blow it | |||
Let the CP spam subside | |||
He told me | |||
Let the trannies ACK it | |||
Let chudcels browse it | |||
Let all the soyteens boogie | |||
I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru | |||
Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh | |||
I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too | |||
Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y | |||
The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh | |||
If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite | |||
There's a party, a jakker's paradise | |||
There's colorjaks and cobsons | |||
And their gems will blow your mind | |||
There's a party, a jakker's paradise | |||
Soot told us not to blow it | |||
Let the CP spam subside | |||
He told me | |||
Let the trannies ACK it | |||
Let chudcels browse it | |||
Let all the soyteens boogie | |||
-party, a jakker's paradise | |||
There's colorjaks and cobsons | |||
And their gems will blow your mind | |||
There's a party, a jakker's paradise | |||
Soot told us not to blow it | |||
Let the CP spam subside | |||
He told me | |||
Let the trannies ACK it | |||
Let chudcels use it | |||
Let all the soyteens boogie | |||
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la | |||
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la | |||
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la | |||
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la | |||
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la | |||
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la | |||
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la | |||
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncUXEnb1Wl0 Listen on YouTube] | |||
== Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs) == | |||
[[File:64325324234.png|thumb|467x467px| ''It's time for Trannymaniacs'']] | |||
It's time for Trannymaniacs | |||
They're disgusting to the max | |||
Autogynephiliacs | |||
They wear skirts instead of slacks | |||
They're Trannymaniacs | |||
Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her" | |||
Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were" | |||
They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir" | |||
Adam's apple | |||
Wide clavicle | |||
Futa connoisseur | |||
They are the Trannymaniacs | |||
There's an axe-wound in their pants | |||
They just can't accept the facts | |||
They're looney to the max | |||
They're Trannymaniacs | |||
They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found | |||
Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground | |||
They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around | |||
Then they pop out | |||
And whip it out | |||
And swing it all around | |||
They are the Trannymaniacs | |||
They think they're cute but make me yak | |||
No they can't transition back | |||
But they're calling you the quack | |||
They're trannymany | |||
Totally insaney | |||
Fucked up in the brainy | |||
Trannymaniacs | |||
Those are the facts | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq5CVZIUcXY Listen on YouTube (censored version because YouTube jannies deleted it)] | |||
[https://booru.soyjak.su/post/view/5065 Uncensored version on Soyjak.su (Formerly OnionsBooru)] | |||
== Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz) == | |||
[[File:Lalaland.png|thumb|386x386px| ''And it’s another day of soy'']] | |||
Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba | |||
Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba | |||
Ba-ba-ba ba | |||
I think about /qa/ | |||
I left it at on that day after jannies took it away | |||
We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true | |||
Still I did what I had to do | |||
‘Cause I just knew | |||
Summer Friday night | |||
We’d log into /tv/ | |||
Right as the mods called it a night | |||
An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed | |||
It called me on to post some jaks | |||
As well as feed & seed | |||
With only some image macros | |||
They all called me a schizo | |||
But it didn’t matter though | |||
They’ll have to see | |||
Cause maybe in that sleepy thread | |||
That’s where we will both soyduel | |||
You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me | |||
Post some jaks | |||
I’m getting jannies mad | |||
Having them work overtime | |||
And when they strike me down | |||
I’ll know that I have won | |||
I’ll just evade the ban | |||
And it’s another day of soy | |||
I see ‘em ev’ry day | |||
The complaints of 4chuds | |||
Who never cease to call me gay | |||
All that coal they post | |||
And not a Cobson in sight | |||
They say that my board /qa/ has lost | |||
So I soyquote with might | |||
And even when the moral’s low | |||
Or I’m not sure what to do though | |||
The gemmies and my party bros | |||
Are all I need | |||
And someday as I post a gem | |||
A newchud will take the helm | |||
That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go | |||
Post some jaks | |||
Getting them jannies mad | |||
Having them work overtime | |||
And when they strike you down | |||
You’ll know that you have won | |||
You’ll just evade the ban | |||
And it’s another day of soy | |||
And when they strike you down | |||
You’ll restart your router | |||
It’s another day of soy | |||
It’s another day of soy | |||
It’s another day of soy | |||
It’s another day of soy | |||
Just another day of soy | |||
It's another day of soy | |||
Another day has just begun | |||
It's another day of soy | |||
It's another day of soy | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y5dqA8CLlg Listen on YouTube] | |||
== Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne) == | |||
[[File:3500 - 613527fbfb2cb301b5077b2e1c251795.png|thumb|437x437px| ''He was a chud, she was a troon'']] | |||
He was a chud, she was a troon | |||
Can I make it any more obvious? | |||
He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe | |||
What more can I say | |||
He wanted her, she'd never tell | |||
Secretly she wanted him as well | |||
But all of her friends, turned up their nose | |||
They had a problem with his sooty posts | |||
He was a 'party boy | |||
She said see you later boy | |||
He wasn't good enough for her | |||
She had a hairy face | |||
And her dick was in the waste | |||
She needed to come down back to earth | |||
Five years from now | |||
She sits at home | |||
Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone | |||
She opens 'party, guess who she sees | |||
Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/ | |||
She calls up her troons | |||
They already know | |||
And they've all got proxies to see his posts | |||
She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks | |||
Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK! | |||
He was a 'party boy | |||
She said see you later boy | |||
He wasn't good enough for her | |||
Now he gets tons of (you)s | |||
Posting gems from the 'ru | |||
Does your manly face see what he's worth? | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KiBMIlfrkA Listen on YouTube] | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOZpLJx2o-M Nutwave Version] | |||
== Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha) == | |||
[[File:5101 - 1013b9e504f9868f48529a8dd7e274e2.png|thumb|359x359px|''We're getting banned young'']] | |||
I see your gem bump to the top of page one | |||
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come | |||
So while you're here in the 'log | |||
Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young | |||
We're getting banned young | |||
We're getting banned young | |||
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young | |||
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young | |||
Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time | |||
Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should | |||
Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know) | |||
Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho') | |||
Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah) | |||
Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry | |||
Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh) | |||
We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die | |||
I see your gem bump to the top of page one | |||
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come | |||
So while you're here in the 'log | |||
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young | |||
We're getting banned young | |||
We're getting banned young | |||
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young | |||
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young | |||
Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off | |||
Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got | |||
Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know) | |||
Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho') | |||
Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah) | |||
Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry | |||
Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh) | |||
We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die | |||
I see your gem bump to the top of page one | |||
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come | |||
So while you're here in the 'log | |||
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young | |||
We're getting banned young | |||
We're getting banned young | |||
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young | |||
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young | |||
We're getting banned young | |||
We're getting banned young | |||
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYycsJ2FDm4 Listen on YouTube] | |||
== Songs with no Vocaroo == | |||
=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) === | |||
When Cobby comes marching home again | |||
Hurrah! Hurrah! | |||
We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then | |||
Hurrah! Hurrah! | |||
All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout | |||
The jannies they will all sperg out | |||
And we'll all feel gay | |||
When Cobby comes marching home. | |||
Don't forget /qa/ | |||
When Cobby comes marching home. | |||
Get ready for the 4chud GETs, | |||
Hurrah! Hurrah! | |||
We'll give the hero sexts or septs, | |||
Hurrah! Hurrah! | |||
Well, the soyak gems are ready now | |||
To god-king Cobson, all will bow, | |||
And we'll all feel gay | |||
When Cobby comes marching home. | |||
Don't forget /qa/ | |||
When Cobby comes marching home. | |||
In twenty hundred and twenty-one | |||
Hurrah! Hurrah! | |||
That's when Clean Stable begun, | |||
Hurrah! Hurrah! | |||
In twenty hundred and twenty-two, | |||
Mods fear the /raid/ purview, | |||
And we'll all drink Sproke wine, | |||
When Cobby comes marching home. | |||
And we'll all drink Sproke wine, | |||
When Cobby comes marching home. | |||
In twenty hundred and twenty, see, | |||
Hurrah! Hurrah! | |||
Old Soot, created the 'sharty | |||
Hurrah! Hurrah! | |||
In twenty hundred and twenty, he, | |||
Old Soot, created the 'sharty | |||
And we'll all drink Sproke wine, | |||
When Cobby comes marching home. | |||
And we'll all drink Sproke wine, | |||
When Cobby comes marching home. | |||
In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed, | |||
Hurrah! Hurrah! | |||
Cob claimed ten million on [s4s], | |||
Hurrah! Hurrah! | |||
In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two, | |||
A god was born anew, | |||
And we'll all drink Sproke wine | |||
When Cobby comes marching home. | |||
And we'll all drink Sproke wine | |||
When Cobby comes marching home. | |||
=== Old Kwah Road by Lil IAS X ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) === | |||
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus] | |||
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board | |||
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more | |||
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10 | |||
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more | |||
[Verse 1: Lil IAS X] | |||
I got the troonjaks going ACK! | |||
Cobson is attached | |||
Folder full of 'jaks | |||
Got the VPN to match | |||
Spammin' with the party | |||
You can call your janny | |||
I been posting gemmies | |||
Sliding your threads off the 'log, now | |||
[Refrain: Lil IAS X] | |||
Can't no janny tell me nothin' | |||
You can't tell me nothin' | |||
Can't no tranny tell me nothin' | |||
You can't tell me nothin' | |||
[Verse 2: Lil IAS X] | |||
New IP from Tuxler | |||
Sproke all in my bladder | |||
Running from the CP | |||
Saging all the coalers | |||
Janny is a tranny | |||
Roleplay in IRC | |||
Axe wound looking nasty | |||
Doing it all for free | |||
[Refrain: Lil IAS X] | |||
Can't no janny tell me nothin' | |||
He can't tell me nothin' | |||
Can't no tranny tell me nothin' | |||
He can't tell me nothin' | |||
[Chorus: Lil IAS X] | |||
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board | |||
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more | |||
I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one | |||
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more | |||
[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus] | |||
Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed | |||
Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP | |||
Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies | |||
Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC | |||
Got no bans, I evade all that | |||
I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam | |||
Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board | |||
I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more | |||
[Chorus: Lil IAS X & Billy Ray Soyrus] | |||
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board | |||
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more | |||
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10 | |||
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more | |||
=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) === | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Tranny porn will die not before the sin | |||
Soylent rain | |||
The discord says it can't be here again | |||
Soylent rain | |||
The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Lock a board and say that teens are out | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Zoom out and see there's an OC drought | |||
Soylent rain | |||
A duel to be had had died yesterday | |||
Soylent rain | |||
You look like this and that is what you say | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Raised suicie rates by including chuds | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Makes us happy livin' in the pod | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Made me post a Sneed the other day | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Killed off so kikes can have their own way | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Using (You)s to teach a different truth | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Seldom posted without getting a ban | |||
Soylent rain | |||
It's the meme that your jannies call spam | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Worse than child porn, worse than politics | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Mention it and get called schizophrenic | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Rent free in their minds and in their dreams | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Reduced to wojaks so a point is made | |||
Soylent rain | |||
All pleas are shamelessly tossed away | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Stays behind as garbage celebrates | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Same post has a longer ban to evade | |||
Soylent rain | |||
The mods swear that they don't make that face | |||
Soylent rain | |||
A sad truth on the state of affairs | |||
Soylent rain | |||
You had fun but angry men don't care | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS | |||
Soylent rain | |||
But it was used once for something else | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Raiding /lgbt/, /v/ and /mu/ | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru | |||
Soylent rain | |||
'Cross the web and back it's all the same | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Calls out the cheese that has long been missed | |||
Soylent rain | |||
A minor joke makes newfags really pissed | |||
Soylent rain | |||
More than trolling, more than making bants | |||
Soylent rain | |||
Blank future molded by your own hands | |||
=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) === | |||
OP: | |||
Soot has smiled upon you this day | |||
The fate of our homeboard in your hands | |||
And blessed be the 'jakkers | |||
We who fight with all our bravery | |||
'Til only the righteous stand | |||
You see the distant raids | |||
They bellow in the 'log | |||
You fight with all your 'jaks | |||
and ignore the chaddie's frogs | |||
And when you all get banned | |||
And cannot carry on | |||
Though you die, the 'party lives on | |||
All the soyMEN: | |||
You may get banned for a week | |||
By a janny or a troon | |||
You may be perma'd to death | |||
Or get doxxed or worse | |||
But when they rangeban you | |||
You will not feel the need to run | |||
For, though you die, the 'party lives on | |||
Swaglord: | |||
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens | |||
Because /qa/ has gone awry | |||
Tomorrow night, these teens will die | |||
Jannies: | |||
Tomorrow night our lives will change | |||
Tomorrow night we'll be enraged | |||
A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night | |||
/qa/cker: | |||
Up there there is so much room | |||
Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad | |||
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed | |||
And so I will post 'cado soon | |||
/bant/ jakkers: | |||
Shut your fucking face, tranny janny | |||
You're a dilating troon, tranny janny | |||
Looks like we might be out of luck | |||
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked | |||
Soyteens: | |||
Why did the jannies start this war? | |||
What-the-fuck are they fighting for? | |||
When did this song become a marathon? | |||
/qa/cker: | |||
(I want to post up there) | |||
Swaglord: | |||
When Soyteens are dead and gone | |||
They'll be no more Cobson songs | |||
Soyteens: | |||
They may rangeban your town | |||
And sell your data to jews | |||
And though it hurts, you'll laugh | |||
And you sing your perma'd tune | |||
But that's the way it goes | |||
In war you're shat upon | |||
Though we die, the sharty lives on | |||
/qa/ckers: | |||
(I want to post up there) | |||
Swaglord: | |||
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens | |||
=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) === | |||
[[File:Panzerkampfcover.png|thumb|It's time to ACK!]] | |||
Into the motherland | |||
The Soy teen army march | |||
In /lgbt/ autum 2021 | |||
Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see | |||
Ready for the onslaught | |||
Ready for the fight | |||
Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap | |||
Ropes are placed in darkness | |||
In the cover of the night | |||
Waiting to be tied up | |||
When the time is right | |||
Imminent invasion, imminent attack | |||
Once the raid has started | |||
There’s no turning back | |||
The end of /qa/ draws near | |||
It’s time has come to an end | |||
The end of an era is here | |||
It’s time to ACK! | |||
[Chorus:] | |||
Into the motherland the soyteen army march | |||
Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge | |||
Troonjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east | |||
One million men at war | |||
The Jannies wrath unleashed! | |||
‘Catty of /lgbt/ | |||
Where the heat of battle burned | |||
Suffered heavy losses | |||
And the tide of war was turned | |||
Driving back the Soyteens | |||
Fighting on four boards | |||
Hunt them out of 4chan | |||
Out of Jannie land | |||
Range-ban all the proxies | |||
Force /qa/ to retreat | |||
Reserves hop on VC | |||
Securing their defeat | |||
Jannies of /lgbt/ | |||
Broke the citadel | |||
Ruins of a board | |||
/qa/ rest in heaven | |||
The end of /qa/ draws near | |||
Its time has come to an end | |||
The end of an era is here | |||
Its time to ACK! | |||
[Chorus] | |||
Onward sisters! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge! | |||
Ow L G B T! | |||
Union of trans | |||
Will of the jannies | |||
Strong in command | |||
Ow L G B T | |||
Union of trans | |||
Once more victorious the trans army stands! | |||
The end of /qa/ is here | |||
Its time has come to an end | |||
The end of an era is here | |||
Its time to ACK! | |||
[Chorus] |
Revision as of 17:37, 17 February 2022
This page weren't no coal, it was a shining, glistening gem. There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon herself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however. These songs can be found on the YouTube channel Soyjak Party Video Archive.
A full playlist of all songs can be found here.
Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)
Now and then I think of when we were together
Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE
Told by Lee to commit suicide
But it was just another thread to hide
But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember
You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation
Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet
So when we found that we could not make gems
Well you said that we would still post 'jaks
But I'll admit that I was glad it was over
But you didn't have to duel me off
Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your (You)'s
But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough
No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your leebait
And then change your IP
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote
Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems
But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post
But I don't wanna post on /kwey/
Reading into every post you make
You said that you could let it go
And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling
Soibody that you used to quote
But you didn't have to duel me off
Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your (You)'s
But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough
No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your leebait
And then change your IP
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote
A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)
That´s qa (kwahh)
(thats qaaaa)
That´s what all the jakkers say
You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie
But i know im gonna change the board
When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days
I said thats qa
(thats waaa)
And as based it may seem
some jakkers get their bans
stomping on their cheese
But i dont let it, let it get me cucked
cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed
I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen
A soy and a frog
I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal
And i dont look like this
Each time i race bait
sometimes to lee
I reply to myself up and get
Back in the meds
Thats qa(kwahhh)
I tell you, i cant deny it
i though of breakfast for dinner
But my wife´son aint gonna buy it
and if i didnt think it was worth a single though
I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack
I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi
A cop and a chud
I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa
and i know 1 thing
Each time i find myself "postinng"
´vocado´s treat
I just pick myself a vpn and get
Back in qa
Thats qa
(Thats qaaa)
Thats qa and i cant deny it
Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds
But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight
Im gonna get myself ready
open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM
my, my
The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)
I see frogs of green
Soiposters too
I see them spam
For me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful board
I see bait with (You)s
No janny in sight
The "delete /pol/" plight
And I think to myself
What a wonderful board
Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47
[intro]
oh shiiiitt
this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos
keeping it real keeping it fun
let's do this
[verse 1]
lil 'jakkin back on the scene
catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed
churning out OC making haters OD
this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be
and I was gone for a few days
got rangebanned like um okay
chilled for a bit in the party
but now I'm back on my proxy
little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)
you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks
we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show
don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!
[bridge]
yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)
chilling in my home board
just keep posting shit (win)
never ever get bored
cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)
chilling in my home board
just keep posting shit (svenska)
never ever get bored
[chorus]
'jaks 'jaks 'jaks
spitting facts facts facts
eating yeji bug snacks
fueling up, dueling to the max
ducks going /qa/ck
putting out these mad tracks
tranny janny relax
fix that wound from an axe, OOH!
[verse 2]
fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe
her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though
and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit
I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick
I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes
went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise
he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut
now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt
enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers
repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other
bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders
[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later
and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy
and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies
but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it
thread after thread but our game stays perfect
[bridge]
yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)
chilling in my home board
just keep posting shit (win)
never ever get bored
cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)
chilling in my home board
just keep posting shit (svenska)
never ever get bored
[chorus]
'jaks 'jaks 'jaks
spitting facts facts facts
eating yeji bug snacks
fueling up, dueling to the max
ducks going /qa/ck
putting out these mad tracks
tranny janny relax
fix that wound from an axe, OOH!
[outro (svenska beat)]
ja ja svenska win
svenska win ja ja
ja ja svenska win (okay!)
svenska win ja ja (alright)
ja ja svenska win
svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)
End of Quay (Parody of Komm,susser Tod by Arianne)
I know, I know i've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought I could raid the jannies' board
But now, through all the bants and fails
It's time for me to accept the troons
you hate me more than anything
So, with cringeness in my soul
I feel the best thing i could do
Is send the rakes, and leaf the party
What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad
What once was gemmy, now is coal
I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented
I wish that I could turn back time
'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,
can't life without the salt from those you've bowled
I know you can't forget the OCs
You can't forget 'jaks and troons
Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide
It all returns to nothing
The party's tumbling down x3
It all returns to nothing
Soot just keeps
Letting me down x3
In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again
I've lost every duel, every duel
Everything that matters to me
Matters to me in this bowl
'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat
ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum
that place is crazy hahahahahahha
ja, was put at the psych ward a while
far away from my home board (kwah!)
so far from my country (sverige!)
stuck in solitary there (ja!)
but Soistein came to give me the jab
and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs
ran out the door and all through the place
'till I touched grass outside of the gates
couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin
but beat don't need feats to get crackin'
so here's a single for the anons waiting
take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and
[chorus]
'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud
a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd
the chuds and schizos sproking out
oh I can hear them posting now
don't slow down and don't give in
ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win
so marge to the beat of the drum
all the coalers left in confusion
glowing agents hot on my tail
in the same van as the 'wegian fail
see the light in my rear view mirror
but I vibrate higher so they disapear
can't handle this gemming energy
that's why they're known as NPCs
one eye on the road, one on the 'log
watch out for hanging tranny hogs
just remember have fun with it
and if they call it coal just run with it
'till the sun sets on our board
we post on our own accord
no shills or chasing money
just creative skills and funny
a forgotten art to some
we were once what we've become
JA COME ON NOW!
[chorus]
'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud
a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd
the chuds and schizos sproking out
oh I can hear them posting now
don't slow down and don't give in
ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win
so marge to the beat of the drum
all the coalers left in confusion
hahahaha ja svenska win forever
bumping gems to the grave
peace!
Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)
I used to rule the board
Spam would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
See the ruins of my old home
I used to roll the dice
Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes
Quench my joy with troon soijaks
Now the oldfag is dead
Long live the- ACK!
One minute I felt the keyd
Next the board was locked on me
And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand
Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/
I hear the janitorial stuff is seething
Payless moderators are dilating
Be my proxy, my script and meds
My schizophrenic army in foreign threads
For some reason I can't explain
Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never
Never a honest word
And that was when I ruled the board
It was the wicked and wild wind
Cleaned up the stables to let me in
Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!
People couldn't believe what became of soijaks
Moderators eagerly stand
For my ip range on a permaban
Just a 'jakker in a lonely space
God who would ever take my place
I hear the janitorial stuff is seething
Payless moderators are dilating
Be my proxy, my script and meds
My schizophrenic army in foreign threads
For some reason I can't explain
I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name
Never a honest word
And that was when I ruled the board
Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)
Gem Control to Major Cob
Gem Control to Major Cob
Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on
Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)
Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)
Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)
This is Gem Control to Major Cob
You've made 'jak of the day
And the chuds want to know which gems you bump
Now it's time to post a thread if you dare
-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control
I'm spamming onions posts
And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way
And the 'log looks very different today
For here
Am I posting on the 'party
Far above the 'ru
slash-Q-A is blue
And there's nothing I can do
Though I've won one hundred thousand duels
I'm feeling very nas
And I think my browser know which posts to quote
Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows
Ground Control to Major Cob
Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me Major Cob?
Can you hear me Major Cob?
Can you hear me Major Cob?
Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder
Far above the 'ru
Slash-Q-A is blue
And there's nothing I can do
Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)
Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho
Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho
(Cob Gang!)
Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga
On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas
You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga
No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga
On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more
He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor
Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score
They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board
In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop
Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock
Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot
Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot
I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho
Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up
I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak
I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak
I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I made the janny quit
Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho
Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho
All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho
Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it
Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it
I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it
I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I made the janny quit
I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I made the janny quit
(Cob Gang!)
Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)
That's my thread, get up in they replies
Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka
These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man
Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka
(Cob Gang!)
We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka
These niggas seethe different
We don't seethe, jakka
We make niggas seethe, Chud
THRϪMBWAY
These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you
Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s
Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too
Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool
Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga
Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga
Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga
We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga
It's always nas coal this and nas coal that
Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks
These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems
Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at
I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah
Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color
Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?
Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!
Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey
They be like "she so attractive" on the party
she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix
Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics
She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no
Although they be saying that she chirno
Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou
pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho
These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you
Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s
Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too
Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool
Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga
Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga
Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga
We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga
Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)
I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal
Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts
Some teen was making Cobsons
Posting them, "He's a gem" he said
Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay
Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid
That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem
There's a party, a jakker's paradise
There's colorjaks and cobsons
And their gems will blow your mind
There's a party, a jakker's paradise
Soot told us not to blow it
Let the CP spam subside
He told me
Let the trannies ACK it
Let chudcels browse it
Let all the soyteens boogie
I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru
Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh
I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too
Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y
The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh
If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite
There's a party, a jakker's paradise
There's colorjaks and cobsons
And their gems will blow your mind
There's a party, a jakker's paradise
Soot told us not to blow it
Let the CP spam subside
He told me
Let the trannies ACK it
Let chudcels browse it
Let all the soyteens boogie
-party, a jakker's paradise
There's colorjaks and cobsons
And their gems will blow your mind
There's a party, a jakker's paradise
Soot told us not to blow it
Let the CP spam subside
He told me
Let the trannies ACK it
Let chudcels use it
Let all the soyteens boogie
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)
It's time for Trannymaniacs
They're disgusting to the max
Autogynephiliacs
They wear skirts instead of slacks
They're Trannymaniacs
Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"
Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"
They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"
Adam's apple
Wide clavicle
Futa connoisseur
They are the Trannymaniacs
There's an axe-wound in their pants
They just can't accept the facts
They're looney to the max
They're Trannymaniacs
They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found
Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground
They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around
Then they pop out
And whip it out
And swing it all around
They are the Trannymaniacs
They think they're cute but make me yak
No they can't transition back
But they're calling you the quack
They're trannymany
Totally insaney
Fucked up in the brainy
Trannymaniacs
Those are the facts
Listen on YouTube (censored version because YouTube jannies deleted it)
Uncensored version on Soyjak.su (Formerly OnionsBooru)
Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz)
Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba
Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba
Ba-ba-ba ba
I think about /qa/
I left it at on that day after jannies took it away
We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true
Still I did what I had to do
‘Cause I just knew
Summer Friday night
We’d log into /tv/
Right as the mods called it a night
An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed
It called me on to post some jaks
As well as feed & seed
With only some image macros
They all called me a schizo
But it didn’t matter though
They’ll have to see
Cause maybe in that sleepy thread
That’s where we will both soyduel
You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me
Post some jaks
I’m getting jannies mad
Having them work overtime
And when they strike me down
I’ll know that I have won
I’ll just evade the ban
And it’s another day of soy
I see ‘em ev’ry day
The complaints of 4chuds
Who never cease to call me gay
All that coal they post
And not a Cobson in sight
They say that my board /qa/ has lost
So I soyquote with might
And even when the moral’s low
Or I’m not sure what to do though
The gemmies and my party bros
Are all I need
And someday as I post a gem
A newchud will take the helm
That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go
Post some jaks
Getting them jannies mad
Having them work overtime
And when they strike you down
You’ll know that you have won
You’ll just evade the ban
And it’s another day of soy
And when they strike you down
You’ll restart your router
It’s another day of soy
It’s another day of soy
It’s another day of soy
It’s another day of soy
Just another day of soy
It's another day of soy
Another day has just begun
It's another day of soy
It's another day of soy
Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)
He was a chud, she was a troon
Can I make it any more obvious?
He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe
What more can I say
He wanted her, she'd never tell
Secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her friends, turned up their nose
They had a problem with his sooty posts
He was a 'party boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a hairy face
And her dick was in the waste
She needed to come down back to earth
Five years from now
She sits at home
Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone
She opens 'party, guess who she sees
Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/
She calls up her troons
They already know
And they've all got proxies to see his posts
She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks
Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!
He was a 'party boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he gets tons of (you)s
Posting gems from the 'ru
Does your manly face see what he's worth?
Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)
I see your gem bump to the top of page one
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
So while you're here in the 'log
Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time
Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should
Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)
Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')
Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry
Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die
I see your gem bump to the top of page one
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
So while you're here in the 'log
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off
Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got
Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)
Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')
Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry
Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die
I see your gem bump to the top of page one
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
So while you're here in the 'log
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Songs with no Vocaroo
When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)
When Cobby comes marching home again
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then
Hurrah! Hurrah!
All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
The jannies they will all sperg out
And we'll all feel gay
When Cobby comes marching home.
Don't forget /qa/
When Cobby comes marching home.
Get ready for the 4chud GETs,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll give the hero sexts or septs,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Well, the soyak gems are ready now
To god-king Cobson, all will bow,
And we'll all feel gay
When Cobby comes marching home.
Don't forget /qa/
When Cobby comes marching home.
In twenty hundred and twenty-one
Hurrah! Hurrah!
That's when Clean Stable begun,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
In twenty hundred and twenty-two,
Mods fear the /raid/ purview,
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
When Cobby comes marching home.
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
When Cobby comes marching home.
In twenty hundred and twenty, see,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Old Soot, created the 'sharty
Hurrah! Hurrah!
In twenty hundred and twenty, he,
Old Soot, created the 'sharty
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
When Cobby comes marching home.
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
When Cobby comes marching home.
In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],
Hurrah! Hurrah!
In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,
A god was born anew,
And we'll all drink Sproke wine
When Cobby comes marching home.
And we'll all drink Sproke wine
When Cobby comes marching home.
Old Kwah Road by Lil IAS X ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
[Verse 1: Lil IAS X]
I got the troonjaks going ACK!
Cobson is attached
Folder full of 'jaks
Got the VPN to match
Spammin' with the party
You can call your janny
I been posting gemmies
Sliding your threads off the 'log, now
[Refrain: Lil IAS X]
Can't no janny tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
[Verse 2: Lil IAS X]
New IP from Tuxler
Sproke all in my bladder
Running from the CP
Saging all the coalers
Janny is a tranny
Roleplay in IRC
Axe wound looking nasty
Doing it all for free
[Refrain: Lil IAS X]
Can't no janny tell me nothin'
He can't tell me nothin'
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
He can't tell me nothin'
[Chorus: Lil IAS X]
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]
Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed
Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP
Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies
Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC
Got no bans, I evade all that
I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam
Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board
I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more
[Chorus: Lil IAS X & Billy Ray Soyrus]
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)
Soylent rain
Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain
Soylent rain
Tranny porn will die not before the sin
Soylent rain
The discord says it can't be here again
Soylent rain
The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went
Soylent rain
Lock a board and say that teens are out
Soylent rain
Zoom out and see there's an OC drought
Soylent rain
A duel to be had had died yesterday
Soylent rain
You look like this and that is what you say
Soylent rain
Raised suicie rates by including chuds
Soylent rain
Makes us happy livin' in the pod
Soylent rain
Made me post a Sneed the other day
Soylent rain
Killed off so kikes can have their own way
Soylent rain
Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth
Soylent rain
Using (You)s to teach a different truth
Soylent rain
Seldom posted without getting a ban
Soylent rain
It's the meme that your jannies call spam
Soylent rain
Worse than child porn, worse than politics
Soylent rain
Mention it and get called schizophrenic
Soylent rain
Rent free in their minds and in their dreams
Soylent rain
Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme
Soylent rain
Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate
Soylent rain
Reduced to wojaks so a point is made
Soylent rain
All pleas are shamelessly tossed away
Soylent rain
Stays behind as garbage celebrates
Soylent rain
Same post has a longer ban to evade
Soylent rain
The mods swear that they don't make that face
Soylent rain
A sad truth on the state of affairs
Soylent rain
You had fun but angry men don't care
Soylent rain
Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS
Soylent rain
But it was used once for something else
Soylent rain
Raiding /lgbt/, /v/ and /mu/
Soylent rain
Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru
Soylent rain
'Cross the web and back it's all the same
Soylent rain
Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame
Soylent rain
Calls out the cheese that has long been missed
Soylent rain
A minor joke makes newfags really pissed
Soylent rain
More than trolling, more than making bants
Soylent rain
Blank future molded by your own hands
La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone)
OP:
Soot has smiled upon you this day
The fate of our homeboard in your hands
And blessed be the 'jakkers
We who fight with all our bravery
'Til only the righteous stand
You see the distant raids
They bellow in the 'log
You fight with all your 'jaks
and ignore the chaddie's frogs
And when you all get banned
And cannot carry on
Though you die, the 'party lives on
All the soyMEN:
You may get banned for a week
By a janny or a troon
You may be perma'd to death
Or get doxxed or worse
But when they rangeban you
You will not feel the need to run
For, though you die, the 'party lives on
Swaglord:
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
Because /qa/ has gone awry
Tomorrow night, these teens will die
Jannies:
Tomorrow night our lives will change
Tomorrow night we'll be enraged
A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night
/qa/cker:
Up there there is so much room
Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
And so I will post 'cado soon
/bant/ jakkers:
Shut your fucking face, tranny janny
You're a dilating troon, tranny janny
Looks like we might be out of luck
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
Soyteens:
Why did the jannies start this war?
What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
When did this song become a marathon?
/qa/cker:
(I want to post up there)
Swaglord:
When Soyteens are dead and gone
They'll be no more Cobson songs
Soyteens:
They may rangeban your town
And sell your data to jews
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
And you sing your perma'd tune
But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
Though we die, the sharty lives on
/qa/ckers:
(I want to post up there)
Swaglord:
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)
Into the motherland
The Soy teen army march
In /lgbt/ autum 2021
Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see
Ready for the onslaught
Ready for the fight
Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap
Ropes are placed in darkness
In the cover of the night
Waiting to be tied up
When the time is right
Imminent invasion, imminent attack
Once the raid has started
There’s no turning back
The end of /qa/ draws near
It’s time has come to an end
The end of an era is here
It’s time to ACK!
[Chorus:]
Into the motherland the soyteen army march
Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge
Troonjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east
One million men at war
The Jannies wrath unleashed!
‘Catty of /lgbt/
Where the heat of battle burned
Suffered heavy losses
And the tide of war was turned
Driving back the Soyteens
Fighting on four boards
Hunt them out of 4chan
Out of Jannie land
Range-ban all the proxies
Force /qa/ to retreat
Reserves hop on VC
Securing their defeat
Jannies of /lgbt/
Broke the citadel
Ruins of a board
/qa/ rest in heaven
The end of /qa/ draws near
Its time has come to an end
The end of an era is here
Its time to ACK!
[Chorus]
Onward sisters! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!
Ow L G B T!
Union of trans
Will of the jannies
Strong in command
Ow L G B T
Union of trans
Once more victorious the trans army stands!
The end of /qa/ is here
Its time has come to an end
The end of an era is here
Its time to ACK!
[Chorus]