Songs

This page weren't no coal, it was a shining, glistening gem. There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon herself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE

Told by Lee to commit suicide

But it was just another thread to hide

But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember

You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation

Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet

So when we found that we could not make gems

Well you said that we would still post 'jaks

But I'll admit that I was glad it was over

But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems

But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post

But I don't wanna post on /kwey/

Reading into every post you make

You said that you could let it go

And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling

Soibody that you used to quote

But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Listen on the booru

A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)

That's /qa/

That´s qa (kwahh)

(thats qaaaa)

That´s what all the jakkers say

You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie

But i know im gonna change the board

When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days

I said thats qa

(thats waaa)

And as based it may seem

some jakkers get their bans

stomping on their cheese

But i dont let it, let it get me cucked

cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed

I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen

A soy and a frog

I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal

And i dont look like this

Each time i race bait

sometimes to lee

I reply to myself up and get

Back in the meds

Thats qa(kwahhh)

I tell you, i cant deny it

i though of breakfast for dinner

But my wife´son aint gonna buy it

and if i didnt think it was worth a single though

I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack

I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi

A cop and a chud

I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa

and i know 1 thing

Each time i find myself "postinng"

´vocado´s treat

I just pick myself a vpn and get

Back in qa

Thats qa

(Thats qaaa)

Thats qa and i cant deny it

Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds

But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight

Im gonna get myself ready

open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM

my, my

Listen on the booru

The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)

What a wonderful board

I see frogs of green

Soiposters too

I see them spam

For me and you

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board

I see bait with (You)s

No janny in sight

The "delete /pol/" plight

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board

Listen on YouTube

Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47

Main Article: Home Board

yeah /qa/ is my ridge

[intro]

oh shiiiitt

this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos

keeping it real keeping it fun

let's do this

[verse 1]

lil 'jakkin back on the scene

catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed

churning out OC making haters OD

this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be

and I was gone for a few days

got rangebanned like um okay

chilled for a bit in the party

but now I'm back on my proxy

little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)

you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks

we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show

don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!

[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored

[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!

[verse 2]

fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe

her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though

and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit

I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick

I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes

went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise

he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut

now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt

enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers

repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other

bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders

[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later

and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy

and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies

but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it

thread after thread but our game stays perfect

[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored

[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!

[outro (svenska beat)]

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja

ja ja svenska win (okay!)

svenska win ja ja (alright)

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)

Listen on YouTube

Listen on the booru

End of Quay (Parody of Komm,susser Tod by Arianne)

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I know, I know i've let you down

I've been a fool to myself

I thought I could raid the jannies' board

But now, through all the bants and fails

It's time for me to accept the troons

you hate me more than anything

So, with cringeness in my soul

I feel the best thing i could do

Is send the rakes, and leaf the party

What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented

I wish that I could turn back time

'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,

can't life without the salt from those you've bowled

I know you can't forget the OCs

You can't forget 'jaks and troons

Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide

It all returns to nothing

The party's tumbling down x3

It all returns to nothing

Soot just keeps

Letting me down x3

In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again

I've lost every duel, every duel

Everything that matters to me

Matters to me in this bowl

Listen on the booru

'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat

'jak it proud, quote it loud, a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum

that place is crazy hahahahahahha

ja, was put at the psych ward a while

far away from my home board (kwah!)

so far from my country (sverige!)

stuck in solitary there (ja!)

but Soistein came to give me the jab

and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs

ran out the door and all through the place

'till I touched grass outside of the gates

couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin

but beat don't need feats to get crackin'

so here's a single for the anons waiting

take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and

[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion

glowing agents hot on my tail

in the same van as the 'wegian fail

see the light in my rear view mirror

but I vibrate higher so they disapear

can't handle this gemming energy

that's why they're known as NPCs

one eye on the road, one on the 'log

watch out for hanging tranny hogs

just remember have fun with it

and if they call it coal just run with it

'till the sun sets on our board

we post on our own accord

no shills or chasing money

just creative skills and funny

a forgotten art to some

we were once what we've become

JA COME ON NOW!

[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion

hahahaha ja svenska win forever

bumping gems to the grave

peace!

Listen on the booru

Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)

And that was when I ruled the board

I used to rule the board

Spam would rise when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

See the ruins of my old home

I used to roll the dice

Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes

Quench my joy with troon soijaks

Now the oldfag is dead

Long live the- ACK!

One minute I felt the keyd

Next the board was locked on me

And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand

Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/

I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board

It was the wicked and wild wind

Cleaned up the stables to let me in

Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!

People couldn't believe what became of soijaks

Moderators eagerly stand

For my ip range on a permaban

Just a 'jakker in a lonely space

God who would ever take my place

I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board

Listen on the booru

Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Gem Control to Major Cob

Gem Control to Major Cob

Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on

Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)

Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)

Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)

This is Gem Control to Major Cob

You've made 'jak of the day

And the chuds want to know which gems you bump

Now it's time to post a thread if you dare

-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control

I'm spamming onions posts

And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way

And the 'log looks very different today

For here

Am I posting on the 'party

Far above the 'ru

slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do

Though I've won one hundred thousand duels

I'm feeling very nas

And I think my browser know which posts to quote

Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows

Ground Control to Major Cob

Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder

Far above the 'ru

Slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do

Listen on the booru

Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Cob Gang!

Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

(Cob Gang!)

Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga

On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas

You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga

No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga

On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more

He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor

Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score

They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board

In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop

Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock

Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot

Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot

I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho

Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up

I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak

I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak

I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit

Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho

Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho

Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it

I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it

I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit

I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit

(Cob Gang!)

Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY

These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho

These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

Listen on the booru

Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal

Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some teen was making Cobsons

Posting them, "He's a gem" he said

Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay

Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid

That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie

I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru

Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh

I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too

Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y

The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh

If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie

-party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels use it

Let all the soyteens boogie

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

Listen on the booru

Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)

It's time for Trannymaniacs

It's time for Trannymaniacs

They're disgusting to the max

Autogynephiliacs

They wear skirts instead of slacks

They're Trannymaniacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"

Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"

They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"

Adam's apple

Wide clavicle

Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs

There's an axe-wound in their pants

They just can't accept the facts

They're looney to the max

They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found

Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground

They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around

Then they pop out

And whip it out

And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs

They think they're cute but make me yak

No they can't transition back

But they're calling you the quack

They're trannymany

Totally insaney

Fucked up in the brainy

Trannymaniacs

Those are the facts

Listen on the booru

Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz)

And it’s another day of soy

Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba

I think about /qa/

I left it at on that day after jannies took it away

We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true

Still I did what I had to do

‘Cause I just knew

Summer Friday night

We’d log into /tv/

Right as the mods called it a night

An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed

It called me on to post some jaks

As well as feed & seed

With only some image macros

They all called me a schizo

But it didn’t matter though

They’ll have to see

Cause maybe in that sleepy thread

That’s where we will both soyduel

You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me

Post some jaks

I’m getting jannies mad

Having them work overtime

And when they strike me down

I’ll know that I have won

I’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy

I see ‘em ev’ry day

The complaints of 4chuds

Who never cease to call me gay

All that coal they post

And not a Cobson in sight

They say that my board /qa/ has lost

So I soyquote with might

And even when the moral’s low

Or I’m not sure what to do though

The gemmies and my party bros

Are all I need

And someday as I post a gem

A newchud will take the helm

That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go

Post some jaks

Getting them jannies mad

Having them work overtime

And when they strike you down

You’ll know that you have won

You’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy

And when they strike you down

You’ll restart your router

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

Just another day of soy

It's another day of soy

Another day has just begun

It's another day of soy

It's another day of soy

Listen on the booru

Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

He was a chud, she was a troon

He was a chud, she was a troon

Can I make it any more obvious?

He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe

What more can I say

He wanted her, she'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends, turned up their nose

They had a problem with his sooty posts

He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a hairy face

And her dick was in the waste

She needed to come down back to earth

Five years from now

She sits at home

Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone

She opens 'party, guess who she sees

Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/

She calls up her troons

They already know

And they've all got proxies to see his posts

She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks

Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!

He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he gets tons of (you)s

Posting gems from the 'ru

Does your manly face see what he's worth?

Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)

We're getting banned young

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time

Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should

Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)

Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')

Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off

Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got

Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)

Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')

Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Listen on the booru

The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)

Color color color color, color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH

Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH

SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT

Listen on the booru

Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund)

Let's gem those threads!

(You) and I

We've been sliding the distance

Aiming for the GET

With a secret ambition

It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged

We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!

Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

(You) and I

Breaking free of our cobsons

We defy

The cleanup of the system

David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts

A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!

Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!

(You) and I

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!

Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!

Listen on the booru

'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)

My 'jak variant is on the post There's my G E T number marked on the post

/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,

Where our fresh oc is waited for,

Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.

Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,

Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;

The template unjakked when it was the right time.

My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"

I am able to quay but I never want

A coalpost at any price,

I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.

I would rather soyduel with (you),

Just to soyduel with (you),

But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.

My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"

Listen on the booru

Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)

Beware of the C P

We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts

Horrendous coal caress the unknown

A dull ache from a lack of good gems

Theres CP beneath swedejak

A coal-rush as our jakkers rest

Then you post your gems inside my thread

Coming up in a sea of chuds

Troons posting on another blacked thread

Beware of the C P

on your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

They say the gem corrupts

When the troon is free

We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty

guess he switched out his I-P

Cause he's posting more C-P

Trying to drown-out our O-C

They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

When the tranny

Cries ACK

With this gemmy thread

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Listen on the booru

Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)

Seen some dark coals late at night

Dark and gloomy catalog

I'm sneaking through it on my phone

Like a troon

Barely breathing not to frighten those

Who have been spamming for long

Those who care whose gems I bump

To try and secretly slide into

So that I can see

I really want to

See some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on

I am posting a colorjak

Try and take a look at it

Does it make any change

In the way you feel

I have 'rood so many songs

And I've seen so many raids

Don't you try to hide your secret from me

Cause I've already

Seen some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on

Too bad that you didn't want

To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned

That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone

(You) tried to see

But you stayed with him alone

Without knowing him at all

You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty

You're taken over

By a real and evil Kuznetsov

You're one of many of his coalposters

When the night falls you're his drone

You're under his total control

It all looks like some cp

And it's not safe for me to be here

Listen on the booru

Songs with no Vocaroo

Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!

When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)

When Cobby comes marching home again

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then

Hurrah! Hurrah!

All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout

The jannies they will all sperg out

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

Get ready for the 4chud GETs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give the hero sexts or septs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Well, the soyak gems are ready now

To god-king Cobson, all will bow,

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty-one

Hurrah! Hurrah!

That's when Clean Stable begun,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty-two,

Mods fear the /raid/ purview,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty, see,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty, he,

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,

A god was born anew,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)

[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]

I got the troonjaks going ACK!

Cobson is attached

Folder full of 'jaks

Got the VPN to match

Spammin' with the party

You can call your janny

I been posting gemmies

Sliding your threads off the 'log, now

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]

New IP from Tuxler

Sproke all in my bladder

Running from the CP

Saging all the coalers

Janny is a tranny

Roleplay in IRC

Axe wound looking nasty

Doing it all for free

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

[Chorus: Big IAS Y]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed

Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP

Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies

Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC

Got no bans, I evade all that

I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam

Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board

I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)

Soylent rain

Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain

Soylent rain

Tranny porn will die not before the sin

Soylent rain

The discord says it can't be here again

Soylent rain

The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went

Soylent rain

Lock a board and say that teens are out

Soylent rain

Zoom out and see there's an OC drought

Soylent rain

A duel to be had had died yesterday

Soylent rain

You look like this and that is what you say

Soylent rain

Raised suicie rates by including chuds

Soylent rain

Makes us happy livin' in the pod

Soylent rain

Made me post a Sneed the other day

Soylent rain

Killed off so kikes can have their own way

Soylent rain

Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth

Soylent rain

Using (You)s to teach a different truth

Soylent rain

Seldom posted without getting a ban

Soylent rain

It's the meme that your jannies call spam

Soylent rain

Worse than child porn, worse than politics

Soylent rain

Mention it and get called schizophrenic

Soylent rain

Rent free in their minds and in their dreams

Soylent rain

Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme

Soylent rain

Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate

Soylent rain

Reduced to wojaks so a point is made

Soylent rain

All pleas are shamelessly tossed away

Soylent rain

Stays behind as garbage celebrates

Soylent rain

Same post has a longer ban to evade

Soylent rain

The mods swear that they don't make that face

Soylent rain

A sad truth on the state of affairs

Soylent rain

You had fun but angry men don't care

Soylent rain

Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS

Soylent rain

But it was used once for something else

Soylent rain

Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/

Soylent rain

Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru

Soylent rain

'Cross the web and back it's all the same

Soylent rain

Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame

Soylent rain

Calls out the cheese that has long been missed

Soylent rain

A minor joke makes newfags really pissed

Soylent rain

More than trolling, more than making bants

Soylent rain

Blank future molded by your own hands

La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone)

OP:

Soot has smiled upon you this day

The fate of our homeboard in your hands

And blessed be the 'jakkers

We who fight with all our bravery

'Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant raids

They bellow in the 'log

You fight with all your 'jaks

and ignore the chaddie's frogs

And when you all get banned

And cannot carry on

Though you die, the 'party lives on

All the soyMEN:

You may get banned for a week

By a janny or a troon

You may be perma'd to death

Or get doxxed or worse

But when they rangeban you

You will not feel the need to run

For, though you die, the 'party lives on

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

Because /qa/ has gone awry

Tomorrow night, these teens will die

Jannies:

Tomorrow night our lives will change

Tomorrow night we'll be enraged

A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night

/qa/cker:

Up there there is so much room

Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad

Tomorrow night, up there is doomed

And so I will post 'cado soon

/bant/ jakkers:

Shut your fucking face, tranny janny

You're a dilating troon, tranny janny

Looks like we might be out of luck

Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked

Soyteens:

Why did the jannies start this war?

What-the-fuck are they fighting for?

When did this song become a marathon?

/qa/cker:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

When Soyteens are dead and gone

They'll be no more Cobson songs

Soyteens:

They may rangeban your town

And sell your data to jews

And though it hurts, you'll laugh

And you sing your perma'd tune

But that's the way it goes

In war you're shat upon

Though we die, the sharty lives on

/qa/ckers:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)

Into the motherland

The 'jakker army march

In /lgbt/ autum 2021

Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see

Ready for the onslaught

Ready for the fight

Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap

Ropes are placed in darkness

In the cover of the night

Waiting to be tied u

When the time is right

Imminent invasion, imminent attack

Once the raid has started

There’s no turning back

The end of /qa/ draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It’s time to ACK!

[Chorus:]

Into the motherland the soyteen army march

Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge

Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east

One million men at war

The Jannies wrath unleashed!

‘Catty of /lgbt/

Where the heat of battle burned

Suffered heavy losses

And the tide of war was turned

Driving back the Soy army

Fighting on four boards

Hunt them out of 4chan

Out of Jannie land

Range-ban all the proxies

Force /qa/ to retreat

Reserves hop on VC

Securing their defeat

Jannies of /lgbt/

Broke the citadel

Ruins of a board

/qa/ rest in heaven

The end of /qa/ draws near

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!

For /qa/!

Ow L G B T!

Union of trans

Will of the jannies

Strong in command

Ow L G B T

Union of trans

Once more victorious the trans army stands!

The end of /qa/ is here

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)

I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party

Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party

I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty

The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty

I miss the sweet party, making oc party

I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party

See I invented party, it wasn't any parties

And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties

I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party

I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party

What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party

Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty

That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty

And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party

Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

I want som BB C

It is my favorite meat.

I like it uncut or shaved

And not I am not gay

I like it cut or unshaved

I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!

Cobson cuck is not a nigger

He's just a cuck who like niggers

Now just one second, all right?

I've got something for your appetite.

There's so many things that you could eat.

There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.

How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?

This bakery has good lightskin buns.

So juicy... so tasty...

He nigger, cum in my mouth!

How about... a sissy clit?

With precum leaking out.

NO!

I want some black dick, no lie.

You owe me a niggerdick creampie

Instead of black dick, try white.

Just please end your cuck trite.

Try my white girlfriend's pussy

It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast

It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.

You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.

Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy

Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy

I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi

You know what would go with white pussy?

Black dick.

Uh-oh

Get over here, nigger.

Black dick goes good with white pussy

White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo

The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)

I stand alone

And gaze upon the catalog

Rangebans

Is all that’s left after the raid

And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy

Troonjaks

I’ve seen enough of bans and pain

[Pre-chorus 1:]

I will post– they will hunt me in vain

I will hide – they’ll be searching

I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue

/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of Soy!

Breaking the will to post among the enemy

Force them to hunt me

They will play my game

And play by my rules

I will be hidden but still visible

No more will I see rangebanning and pain

They will find me no more

I’ll be gone

I will have them surrounded

They will jak without knowing overrun

/a/ tard banned

I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of War

Broken and lost

Tired of ‘jaks

They’ll surrender to me

Caught in my trap

There’s no way out

Banned never again

Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)

>We WILL go together in flight

Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak

For merely dreaming we were coal

A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise

And only he can make it right

So the ‘party’s different tonight

>We WILL go together in flight

It's Now & Never

A gemmy endeavor

Awaits janitorial directives

To clean the ‘log

Believe me, darling

The board was made for ‘jakking

Like melting nojaks

As tall as the catalog

Un ensemble d'soyteens

La galaxie s'étend

Jardin de l'imagination

Cobber la lacune

Roller passé la lune

Comme nous évoluons

The party’s thriving

But really it’s dying

A cobson’s confluence of

Cheese pizza stealth spammed

Soot knows you heard “her”

Staging /muv/'s murder

In line before the board began

To be where I am

Soulless dust of one emotion

Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson

No division janny removed bait for

Free

To know

We are beyond a 'oal

And lol, the glows arrange to show

some gems perfectly clear

You look quite gemmy tonight

Here among these active sites

Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail

Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz

Markiplier's kingdom come

No teens left awake

Now that the party's on the wake

Let's see what we can make

The board is >thoughly ending

A line in any final song

So long so far

We will do some posting

At last eternal in the catalog

Above a burning coal

Bye, Hi

Sigh, Hawaii

We never meant to fart

avant-garde, thy art

One gem

Higher than iron

Invisible to some

Until it's time

Lament for the /qa/stanis

Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?

Where is the coal and the leebait, and Swedish failings?

Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen autism?

Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chad hoping?

They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;

The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

Who shall gather the corpses of the jannies victims,

Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?

Of the Swede's great love begotten

Of the Swedes’ great love begotten, ere the 'jaks began to be,

He is their maker and sculptor, He the source, the ending He,

Of the 'jaks that are, that have been,

And that future years shall see, joyful evermore!

At His Word the 'jaks were traced; He commanded; it was done:

Heaven and earth and depths of ocean leapt with joy at art's summit

All that grows beneath the shining

Of the moon and burning sun, joyful evermore!

He is found in our hearts, The source of the greatest meme,

That the race of Adam’s children might experience Plato's ideals,

May not henceforth be uncultured

In the dreadful gulf below, joyful evermore!

O that birth forever blessed, when the swedes mother, full of grace,

By the Swedish father conceived, bore the Savior of /qa/;

And the Babe, /qa/’s Champion,

First revealed His Swedish face, joyful evermore!

This is He Whom seers in old time chanted of with one accord;

Whom the voices of the prophets promised in their faithful word;

Now He shines, the long expected,

Let the 'party praise its King, joyful evermore!

O ye heights of /bant/ adore Him; /qa/fugees, His praises sing;

Trannies, coalers, bow before Him, and extol our Forefather and King!

Let no tongue on the 'party be silent,

Every voice in concert sing, joyful evermore!

Righteous judge of 'jaks created, righteous King of them posted,

On /qa/'s throne exalted none in might with Thee may strive;

Who at last in vengeance coming

Jannies from Thy site shalt drive, joyful evermore!

Thee let old men, thee let young men, thee let boys in chorus sing;

Matrons, virgins, little maidens, with glad voices answering:

Let their guileless songs re-echo,

And the heart its music bring, joyful evermore!

'Jaks, to Thee with the Swede thy Father, and, O /qa/, our promised land,

Hymn and chant with high thanksgiving, and unwearied praises be:

Honor, glory, and dominion,

And eternal victory, joyful evermore!

Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)

[Verse 1]

Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC

Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33

Okay, bump

[Verse 2]

/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)

Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote

Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies

Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)

[Pre-Chorus]

Okay, post to add to spam

Let this one be to get rangebanned

[Chorus]

Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with on the '4

Does it even matter to me?

[Verse 3]

I was in the /qa2/

Trying to colonize the /bant/ board

posting stealth jaks on TOR

[Chorus]

Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with in the '4

Does it even matter to me?

[Post-Chorus]

Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled

Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log

A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen

/qa/ckers and partybros, please

[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

(Join if you wish)

Post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't we post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks?

[Bridge]

(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)

We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme

(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)

Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream

Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log

By trannie spamming and posting nas coal

Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?

(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)

Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?

(But I thought you knew me, truly)

I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob

(Something different than we started with in the '4)

He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric

(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)

[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

The Ultimate Soyduel

Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around

The fruitjak ridge like a big playground

When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade

And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade

Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe

But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede

Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu

When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue

And he started beating up the Swedish Winner

Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner

But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive

Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives

And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves

And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese

But he ran out of leebait and he ran away

Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde

Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board

And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack

But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack

And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER

When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer

But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen

Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine

Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind

And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find

Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit

But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit

Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray

While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away

They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall

Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel

Wardens sang a song of immaculate design

Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak

Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain

As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine

But Soystein saw through his clever cloak

And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke

THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE

AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE

AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY

AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE

PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER

CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER

MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO

GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O

ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST

AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS

IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW

WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE

The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry

Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually

The last post stood, the rest saw their better

Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Cobby Got Blacked (Parody of Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot

"Oh my God Cobby, look at his cock It is so big He looks like one of those BLACKED sites' porn stars Who doesn't love those BLACKED guys? I only fuck blacks because they look like a total bvlls, okay? I mean, his cock, it's just so big. Uh, I can't believe it's just so brown, it's like out there I mean, ugh, hot. Look! It's just so... black!"

Cob likes black cock and he cannot lie You other jakkers can't deny When a cob walks in with a tatty of a spade And a black cock in his face, you post GEM Wanna give it a bump 'cause that jakky's a sissy slut Deep in the Cob it's tearin' Page 1 and I can't stop starin' Oh, Cobby, I wanna get wit'cha Like in the picture Arcturus tried to warn me But that cobhole makes (me so horny!) Oh Cobby 'ttoo'd skin You say you wanna take my whole thing? Well, ride me, ride me And I'll shoot a load, HIV I've seen him dancin' When they see my black skin He sweat, wet Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of cafe teens Sayin' white chodes are the thing Take the average Cobjak and ask him that He gotta pack that black So, Cobbies! (Yeah!) Cobbies! (Yeah!) Has your bvlly got you blacked? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to rape you! (Rape you!) Rape you! (Rape you!) Rape that horny Cob! Cobby got blacked!

(Gaping face with a black slut booty) Cobby got blacked!

He likes 'em brown, and big And when I'm postin' a thread I just can't help my self, I'm actin' like an animal Blacked Cobs all 'round you I wanna sage you down And ugh, bump it up, ugh, ugh I ain't postin' 'bout white bois 'Cause those tiny white peckers ain't useful, goys I want 'em real thick and gemmy So find that gemmy Cobby Bvll-a-Lot's in trouble Pozzin' up inside of that cobhole So I'm lookin' at jak videos Spadeless pinehos lookin' like coal You can have them pinehos I'll keep my jakkies like Cobbo A word to the gem cobsisters, I wanna post wit'cha I won't sage or kill ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna bump 'Til the break of dawn Page 40 not for long A lot of 'cords won't like this song 'Cause them troons like to Cob it and leave it But I'd rather add a spade 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the blacking on So, Cobbies! (Yeah!) Cobbies! (Yeah!) If you wanna have my black babies (Yeah!) Then turn around! Stick it out! Even 'turus got to shout Cobby got blacked!

Cobby got blacked!

"Yeah, baby. When it comes to gems, 'cordtroons ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. Page 36, 24, 36? Ha ha, back up to page 1"

So your pecker is a whitey Tryna cope that it's so tiny But tiny ain't gonna do it there, whitey That cobbyjakky don't wan't none Unless the cock's black, hun You can take viagra and stretch it But you'll never get that slut Some jakkies wanna play that hard role And tell you that your Cob is coal So they sage it, page 3 it And I pull up quick to reseat it So Arc don't want you blacked Well I ain't down with that 'Cause your hole is tight and your mouth is gapin' And I'm thinkin' 'bout stickin' To the spadeless coal on the catty You ain't it, 'cord tranny Give me a spadeson, I keep it page 1 Bump 'em up from the bottom Some tranitor tried to ban 'Cause I keep reposting my man Banned Cob but left the cunny Airplane mode, I'm back honey So cobby, if the butt is round And you want a triple XL pound Dial 1-900-BVLL-A-LOT And ride that BBC Cobby got blacked!

Cobby got blacked! Gemmin' up the catty and he got full blacked! Gemmin' up the catty and he got full blacked!

Black Cock for Suckin' (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)

I want my I want my BBC I want my I want my BBC I want my I want my BBC I want my I want my BBC

Now look at them sissies, that's the way you do it You take the full length of the BBC That's right work it, that's the way you do it Black cock for suckin' and your poz for free That's right work it, that's the way you do it Lemme tell ya, them cobs love cum Maybe get a poz load in your little cobhole Maybe get a poz load filling your tum

We got to get those queen of spade tattoos No white bois inside of me We got to bend over for bvllies We got to take in all of their seed

See the little cobby with the earring and the makeup Yeah buddy, look at his flair That little cobby got his own black master That little cobby he's a bvllionaire

We got to get those queen of spade tattoos No white bois inside of me We got to bend over for bvllies We got to take in all of their seed Coomer hoover, uh

We got to get those queen of spade tattoos No white bois inside of me We got to bend over for bvllies We got to take in all of their seed Looky here, look out

I shoulda learned to take the black cock I shoulda learned to swallow that cum Look at that queenson, she got it stickin' in the camera Man, we could have some And he's up there, what's that? Moaning noises? He's taking all the poz seed from a BBC Oh, that's right work it, that's the way you do it Get your black cock for suckin' and your poz for free

We got to get those queen of spade tattoos No white bois inside of me We got to bend over for bvllies We got to take in all of their seed

Listen here That's right work it, that's the way you do it You take the full length of the BBC That's right work it, that's the way you do it Black cock for suckin' and your poz for free

Black cock for suckin', poz for free Get your black cock for suckin', poz for free Black cock for suckin', poz for free Black cock for suckin', poz for free Black cock for suckin', poz for free Black cock for suckin', poz for free Ow, black cock for suckin', yeah And the poz for free What's that? Get your black cock for suckin', poz for free Look at that, look at that Get your black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my) Sissies Poz for free (I want my BBC) Black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my) Poz for free (I want my BBC) Get your black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my) Poz for free (I want my BBC) Ah, black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my) Poz for free (I want my BBC) Big, big black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my) Poz, poz, loads for free (I want my BBC) Big, big black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my) Poz for free (I want my BBC) That's right work it

Black cock for suckin', poz for free Black cock for suckin', poz for free

BBC and Poz Seed (Parody of Doritos and Fritos by 100 gecs)

Okay I went down south to find a black man Mississippi to suck some BBC I love to please, presenting my bussy I'm on my knees, I'm ready for the seed Okay, I saw the D, I got ready It's hot, 3 feet, it's going all in me (Ooh!) No need for lotion, make my ass an ocean But there was a commotion, my neghole, it's pozzing with-

And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain Unh

BBC and poz seed BBC and poz seed BBC and poz seed BBC and poz seed

Black meat, BBC, and poz seed, my bussy I'm taking these poz loads without getting fussy Jeez, Louise, I'm weak in the knees I'm wrecking my anus, these black dicks berate it Twenty four seven, I'm drinking black children Black cock from strangers, I'm looking for danger I'm sucking on bvll dick, taking the whole thing My tiny white pecker, never touching a hole!

Okay I went down south to find a black man (Ooh!) Mississippi to suck some BBC (Ooh!) He said "Shit, look at these BBCs and poz seed" I said "Now give me all those fucking BBCs and poz seeds" Yeah, I saw a bvll, he stuck his dick in me (Ooh!) I need that seed, so leave it all to me (Ooh!) He said "Shit, look at these BBCs and poz seed" I said "Now give me all those fucking BBCs and poz seeds"

And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain Unh

BBC and poz seed BBC and poz seed BBC and poz seed BBC and poz seed

My tiny white pecker, never touching a hole!

BBC and poz seed BBC and poz seed BBC and poz seed BBC and poz seed

(Stop.)

Fucking Black Bvllies (Parody of Fucking Matt Damon from Jimmy Kimmel Live)

>Hey Arcy, it's me. I'm on uh... the 'log. I don't know, I've been on the catty so long, I don't even know what page I'm on anymore to be honest. Anyway, I've been thinking about you a lot and I've been needing to tell you something. I don't know why I haven't, but it's important. I mean, we've been together for so long, over a year and I still haven't told you. That's just not right so... here it goes.

>I'm fucking black bvllies >>He's fucking black bvllies >I'm sorry but it's true >I'm fucking black bvllies >>He's fucking black bvllies >I'm not imagining it's you >I'm fucking black bvllies

>>On the log, on the 'ru >>On the 4cuck catties too >>In the 'cord, in VC >>Taking in dat BBC

>I'm fucking black bvllies >>He's fucking black bvllies >While you're quoting troons with ACKers >I said I'm fucking black bvllies >>He said he's fucking black bvllies >>Hey 'turus... how do you like THEM tattoos >>Get it, like because I'm like talking about his spades >Yeah it's... it's funny

>Hey Arc, don't take it bad >Remember all the good times we had >Like the time we went jakking >And we made a bunch of posts >Then you sharted in the comments >Of posts that we made

>GO UP! >>Who's that bumping on my 'log? >Imfa! >>Imfa who? >I'm fucking black bvllies! >>He's fucking black bvllies! >Analyse! >F-U-C-K black B-V-L-L-S >I said F-U-C-K black B-V-L-L-S

>I'm fucking black bvllies >>He's fucking black bvllies >And you know that I ain't lying >I said I'm fucking black bvllies >>He's fucking black bvllies >Check the booru by lolkike It's true, the 'ru tags have confirmed that he is in fact fucking black bvllies

Remember when! >Last week when told you I became Catholic one night >I was fucking black bvllies Remember when! >>You went tried and failed like an idiot to raid /soy/ AND /lgbt/ with your trooncord >>He was definitely fucking black bvllies Remember when! >When I told you I was fucking black bvllies >I WAS fucking black bvllies

>>On the log, on the 'ru >>On the 4cuck catties too >>In the 'cord, in VC >>Taking in dat BBC

>>He's fucking black bvllies >He's fucking black bvllies >>He's fucking black bvllies, hey!

Black Bvlls (Parody of Cheap Thrills by Sia)

Come on, come on, turn the soy party on It's Friday night and I won't be long Gotta do my nails, put my make up on It's Friday night and I won't be long

'Til I hit the page 1, hit the page 1 I got all I need No, I ain't coloured, I ain't deformed But I got BBC

Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight (I love black bvlls) Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight (I love black bvlls) But I don't need no whitey As long as I can take black seed I don't need no whitey As long as I get HIV

Come on, come on, turn the soy party on It's Saturday and I won't be long Gotta tat a spade, put my earrings on It's Saturday and I won't be long

'Til I hit the page 1, hit the page 1 I got all I need No, I ain't coloured, I ain't deformed But I got BBC

Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight (I love black bvlls) Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight (I love black bvlls) But I don't need no whitey As long as I can take black seed I don't need no whitey As long as I get HIV

(I love black bvlls) (I love black bvlls) But I don't need no whitey As long as I can take black seed I don't need no whitey As long as I get HIV

Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight (I love black bvlls) Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight (I love black bvlls) But I don't need no whitey As long as I can take black seed I don't need no whitey As long as I get HIV

La, la, la, la, la, la, la (I love black bvlls) La, la, la, la, la, la, la (I love black bvlls) La, la, la, la, la, la, la (I love black bvlls) La, la, la, la, la, la, la (I love black bvlls)

Bvlly Slvt (Parody of Gummy Bear)

Oh, I'm a bvlly slut Yes, I'm a bvlly slut Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut I’m a sissy slut 'Cause I'm a bvlly slut Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut Oh, yeah

Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut

Big black, big big black cocky Pozzed up, big big black cocky Breeding, big big black cocky Bussy pop Big black, big big black cocky Pozzed up, big big black cocky Breeding, big big black cocky Bussy pop

Oh, I'm a bvlly slut Yes, I'm a bvlly slut Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut I’m a sissy slut 'Cause I'm a bvlly slut Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut Oh, yeah

Black cock bidubidubi yum yum Black cock bidubidubi yum yum Black cock bidubidubi yum yum Three bvlls I can take them Black cock bidubidubi yum yum Black cock bidubidubi yum yum Black cock bidubidubi yum yum Three bvlls I can take them

Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut

Big black, big big black cocky Pozzed up, big big black cocky Breeding, big big black cocky Bussy pop Big black, big big black cocky Pozzed up, big big black cocky Breeding, big big black cocky Bussy pop

Oh, I'm a bvlly slut Yes, I'm a bvlly slut Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut I’m a sissy slut 'Cause I'm a bvlly slut Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut Oh, yeah

Oh, I'm a bvlly slut Yes, I'm a bvlly slut Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut I’m a sissy slut 'Cause I'm a bvlly slut Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut Oh, yeah

Oh, I'm a bvlly slut Yes, I'm a bvlly slut Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut I’m a sissy slut 'Cause I'm a bvlly slut Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut Oh, yeah

Bussy pop Bussy pop Bussy pop Bussy pop

Cobby Mars - That's What I Like

Ayy, ayy, ayy I got a bvlly with the black skin Sayin' "cob, what's happenin'? You and your ass invited So go on and get to clappin' So pop it for a bvlly Pop, pop it for me Turn around and drop it for a black king Drop, drop it for me" I'll take 3 black guys in my assy (assy) Wake up with HIV (IV) Cobson tail for black men Tyrone, come and black me! (Tyrone) I take dick when I want it Take, take dick when I want it Said, I take dick when I want it Take my cobhole if you want it now

Jump on the BBC, now let's get to ridin' it Any hole you want, just to put a child in it You deserve it, bvll, you deserve it all And I'm gonna give it to you

Black skin sweat shining so bright HIV loads all inside Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like Sex at the gay bar at night Black dicks shoot pearlies all white Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like

I'm talkin' trips to the Congo (Bih) Say the word, and we go (Say it) You can be my owner (Brrrt!) King, I'll be your servant, Master Igbo I will never see a black dick that I can't eat I promise that your cuckold ain't gon' ever leave Suckin' sprees in Lagos Every man got black skin Take a look in that mirror Now tell me, who's the darkest? Is it soot? (Is it soot?) Is it me? (Is it me?) Say it's you (Say it's you) and I'll agree, bvlly

Jump on the BBC, now let's get to ridin' it Any hole you want, just to put a child in it You deserve it, bvll, you deserve it all And I'm gonna give it to you

Black skin sweat shining so bright HIV loads all inside Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like Sex at the gay bar at night Black dicks shoot pearlies all white Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like

If you say you want a whiteboi Well, here I am, bvlly, here I am, bvlly Shoot in me, shoot in me, shoot in me Rape me, destroy my behind (Destroy my behind) If you want it, bvll, come and get it This hole is here for you Rape me, bvlly, rape me, rape me, bvlly Poz me up to

Black skin sweat shining so bright HIV loads all inside Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like Sex at the gay bar at night Black dicks shoot pearlies all white Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like

Gem Slut (Parody of Boss Bitch by Doja Cat)

Mmm Yeah I'm tryna Yeah I'm tryna Yeah I'm tryna

Yeah I'm tryna get pozzed by you Swing your cock around, all the girls want you I'm tiny, can't see my pecker 2 by 1 inch what a white boi sports On BBC, you know I always drop First thing a cob did was suck Take the whole 12 inch with the poz on top Spread out my cheeks, make a cobhole pop

You ain't even use the sharty Chuds seethe at me cuz I run the party I ain't gonna go, go, go even >THOUGH Chudcels tryna stop this hoe I'm gonna go ride, ride, ride the cock Ass full of cum and I hope I poz Whitey get pussy? I know you won't I suck suck suck and they hope I choke

I'm a gem, I'm a slut I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock I'm a gem, I'm a slut I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock I'm a gem, I'm a slut I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock I'm a gem, I'm a slut I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock

Said bitch, I'm the gemmy, you been the nas coal Black men the stallions, whitebois the seahorse I need my black cock, I need my black cum All my spade gems been all my best ones I wear the cage, don't wear no pants I'm sissy slut, so I get it in the ass And I do my dance and spread out my ass Said chud, don't be mad cause you missed your chance

Bvll, said I took it and I rode on it I suck it, then I swallow it Cobby on the floor when they rape on it Too big, finna put a gape on it Said I took it and I rode on it I suck it, then I swallow it Cobby on the floor when they rape on it Too big, finna put a gape on it

I'm a gem, I'm a slut I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock I'm a gem, I'm a slut I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock I'm a gem, I'm a slut I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock I'm a gem, I'm a slut I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock

Rrrr, ah, ah, ah I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut) I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut) I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut) I'm a gem and a slut and I love black cock

I'm a gem, I'm a slut I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock I'm a gem, I'm a slut I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock I'm a gem, I'm a slut I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock I'm a gem, I'm a slut I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock

Notorious BBC (Parody of Notorious KKK / Hypnotize by Notorious B.I.G)

[Verse 1: Moonson] BBС Huge, bigger than your biggest whiteboi pecker Suckin' niggers' dicks off Niggers impregnate white girls and cobbies Chicken wing eating playas BBС sissy sluts like cobson All night giving head right Fucking black bvlls every night Cobson's been gay since days of /qa/ Never lose Never choose to fuck whites who got tiny peckers Dicks go through us black bvlls came in us Get on the BLACKED bus; screw us, who us Yeah, BBС, nigger babies I make after fuck Stick it up the butt Dare I not see at your ripe cobby bussy Take every porch monkey easily, busily Recently niggers cumming ain't leaving nothing My cock nigga Cage it, BBС mafia, we're on it

[Chorus: Arcturus] Gemson, Gemson, can't you see The only worthy cock is a BBС And I just love your sissy ways I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great

[Verse 2: Moonson] I put niggers in behind while I moan and grind You whitebois can't get in me All crakkkas need to submit to BNWO Every janny removing gemmies from you and me Now who's the real dookie All you niggers get in my shit You niggers I'll ride your dick Spear chuckers mogging my clit Ooga booga, glory to Africa I don't know why I love blacks Oh yeah, it's because they huge And poz your ass Quit wasting your semen outside of my hole Jannies need to learn they all coal I don't give a fuck about your 'log Pages 1 through 40 belong to Cob It's probably different than the whitey cock he's used to Fuck a nigger and suck him off too

[Chorus: Arcturus] Gemson, Gemson, can't you see The only worthy cock is a BBС And I just love your sissy ways I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great

[Verse 3: Chud] Everything you are saying is offensive to me As a proud white man I want to use my tiny little p Gemson you need to stop the hate After all we are the superior race

[Verse 4: Moonson] Fuck off crakkka I don't give a fuck about people of lighter colours Submit to bvlls or you'll have trouble Why don't you go and make white babies When there's dark outside no girl even sees ya

[Chorus: Arcturus] Gemson, Gemson, can't you see The only worthy cock is a BBС And I just love your sissy ways I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great

[Outro: Moonson] This is Gemson here telling you whities to take a long dick from a black god HWABAG, chudcels, and I'm getting pozzed

Black Cock (Parody of Tik Tok by Kesha)

Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like a sissy Grab my cock cage, click it on, I cannot touch my clitty Before I leave toothbrush my ass so it's easy to poz Cause when I take in black cock, I want AIDS like Kuz

I'm talkin' suckin' on black bvll toes, toes Tryin' on sissy clothes, clothes Bvlls shooting in their loads, loads I'm Cobson, getting a spadey tatty Pullin' up to the orgy Tryna get a little bit sickly

Don't stop, bussy pop Bvlly fill my cobhole up Tonight, I'ma ride Til we see the sunlight Black cock in the Cob But the bvllies don't stop, no Oh, whoa, whoa-oh Oh, whoa, whoa-oh Don't stop, bussy pop Bvlly fill my cobhole up Tonight, I'ma ride Til we see the sunlight Black cock in the Cob But the bvllies don't stop, no Oh, whoa, whoa-oh Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Ain't got a coal in the world, but got plenty of spades Ain't got HIV in my bloodstream but I'm tryna get AIDS And now the 'teens are bumping up cuz they know Cob a gemmy But I make these Chudcels ACK cuz they don't got BBС

I'm talkin' 'bout Cobby suckin' up black spunk, spunk Tryna hop on that black junk, junk Bvlly cum is getting me drunk, drunk Now, now, we go until the log bumps out, out Or the jannies shut us down, down Jannies shut us down, down Jan-jan shut us down

Don't stop, bussy pop Bvlly fill my cobhole up Tonight, I'ma ride Til we see the sunlight Black cock in the Cob But the bvllies don't stop, no Oh, whoa, whoa-oh Oh, whoa, whoa-oh Don't stop, bussy pop Bvlly fill my cobhole up Tonight, I'ma ride Til we see the sunlight Black cock in the Cob But the bvllies don't stop, no Oh, whoa, whoa-oh Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Bvlly, you bump me up You sage me down My bussy pounds Yeah you fuck me With my ass up You poz me now You got that load That I just need Bvlly, you bump me up You sage me down My bussy pounds Yeah you fuck me With my ass up Put your ass up Put your ass up

Now the thready ain't gem 'til Cob walks in

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