Songs
Hi This page weren't no coal, it was a shining, glistening gem. There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon herself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however. These songs can be found on the YouTube channel Soyjak Party Video Archive.
A full playlist of all songs can be found here.
Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)
Now and then I think of when we were together
Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE
Told by Lee to commit suicide
But it was just another thread to hide
But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember
You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation
Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet
So when we found that we could not make gems
Well you said that we would still post 'jaks
But I'll admit that I was glad it was over
But you didn't have to duel me off
Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your (You)'s
But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough
No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your leebait
And then change your IP
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote
Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems
But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post
But I don't wanna post on /kwey/
Reading into every post you make
You said that you could let it go
And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling
Soibody that you used to quote
But you didn't have to duel me off
Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your (You)'s
But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough
No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your leebait
And then change your IP
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote
A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)
That´s qa (kwahh)
(thats qaaaa)
That´s what all the jakkers say
You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie
But i know im gonna change the board
When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days
I said thats qa
(thats waaa)
And as based it may seem
some jakkers get their bans
stomping on their cheese
But i dont let it, let it get me cucked
cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed
I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen
A soy and a frog
I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal
And i dont look like this
Each time i race bait
sometimes to lee
I reply to myself up and get
Back in the meds
Thats qa(kwahhh)
I tell you, i cant deny it
i though of breakfast for dinner
But my wife´son aint gonna buy it
and if i didnt think it was worth a single though
I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack
I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi
A cop and a chud
I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa
and i know 1 thing
Each time i find myself "postinng"
´vocado´s treat
I just pick myself a vpn and get
Back in qa
Thats qa
(Thats qaaa)
Thats qa and i cant deny it
Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds
But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight
Im gonna get myself ready
open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM
my, my
The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)
I see frogs of green
Soiposters too
I see them spam
For me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful board
I see bait with (You)s
No janny in sight
The "delete /pol/" plight
And I think to myself
What a wonderful board
Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47
Main Article: Home Board
[intro]
oh shiiiitt
this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos
keeping it real keeping it fun
let's do this
[verse 1]
lil 'jakkin back on the scene
catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed
churning out OC making haters OD
this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be
and I was gone for a few days
got rangebanned like um okay
chilled for a bit in the party
but now I'm back on my proxy
little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)
you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks
we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show
don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!
[bridge]
yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)
chilling in my home board
just keep posting shit (win)
never ever get bored
cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)
chilling in my home board
just keep posting shit (svenska)
never ever get bored
[chorus]
'jaks 'jaks 'jaks
spitting facts facts facts
eating yeji bug snacks
fueling up, dueling to the max
ducks going /qa/ck
putting out these mad tracks
tranny janny relax
fix that wound from an axe, OOH!
[verse 2]
fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe
her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though
and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit
I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick
I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes
went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise
he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut
now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt
enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers
repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other
bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders
[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later
and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy
and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies
but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it
thread after thread but our game stays perfect
[bridge]
yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)
chilling in my home board
just keep posting shit (win)
never ever get bored
cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)
chilling in my home board
just keep posting shit (svenska)
never ever get bored
[chorus]
'jaks 'jaks 'jaks
spitting facts facts facts
eating yeji bug snacks
fueling up, dueling to the max
ducks going /qa/ck
putting out these mad tracks
tranny janny relax
fix that wound from an axe, OOH!
[outro (svenska beat)]
ja ja svenska win
svenska win ja ja
ja ja svenska win (okay!)
svenska win ja ja (alright)
ja ja svenska win
svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)
End of Quay (Parody of Komm,susser Tod by Arianne)
I know, I know i've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought I could raid the jannies' board
But now, through all the bants and fails
It's time for me to accept the troons
you hate me more than anything
So, with cringeness in my soul
I feel the best thing i could do
Is send the rakes, and leaf the party
What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad
What once was gemmy, now is coal
I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented
I wish that I could turn back time
'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,
can't life without the salt from those you've bowled
I know you can't forget the OCs
You can't forget 'jaks and troons
Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide
It all returns to nothing
The party's tumbling down x3
It all returns to nothing
Soot just keeps
Letting me down x3
In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again
I've lost every duel, every duel
Everything that matters to me
Matters to me in this bowl
'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat
ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum
that place is crazy hahahahahahha
ja, was put at the psych ward a while
far away from my home board (kwah!)
so far from my country (sverige!)
stuck in solitary there (ja!)
but Soistein came to give me the jab
and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs
ran out the door and all through the place
'till I touched grass outside of the gates
couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin
but beat don't need feats to get crackin'
so here's a single for the anons waiting
take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and
[chorus]
'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud
a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd
the chuds and schizos sproking out
oh I can hear them posting now
don't slow down and don't give in
ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win
so marge to the beat of the drum
all the coalers left in confusion
glowing agents hot on my tail
in the same van as the 'wegian fail
see the light in my rear view mirror
but I vibrate higher so they disapear
can't handle this gemming energy
that's why they're known as NPCs
one eye on the road, one on the 'log
watch out for hanging tranny hogs
just remember have fun with it
and if they call it coal just run with it
'till the sun sets on our board
we post on our own accord
no shills or chasing money
just creative skills and funny
a forgotten art to some
we were once what we've become
JA COME ON NOW!
[chorus]
'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud
a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd
the chuds and schizos sproking out
oh I can hear them posting now
don't slow down and don't give in
ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win
so marge to the beat of the drum
all the coalers left in confusion
hahahaha ja svenska win forever
bumping gems to the grave
peace!
Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)
I used to rule the board
Spam would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
See the ruins of my old home
I used to roll the dice
Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes
Quench my joy with troon soijaks
Now the oldfag is dead
Long live the- ACK!
One minute I felt the keyd
Next the board was locked on me
And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand
Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/
I hear the janitorial stuff is seething
Payless moderators are dilating
Be my proxy, my script and meds
My schizophrenic army in foreign threads
For some reason I can't explain
Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never
Never a honest word
And that was when I ruled the board
It was the wicked and wild wind
Cleaned up the stables to let me in
Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!
People couldn't believe what became of soijaks
Moderators eagerly stand
For my ip range on a permaban
Just a 'jakker in a lonely space
God who would ever take my place
I hear the janitorial stuff is seething
Payless moderators are dilating
Be my proxy, my script and meds
My schizophrenic army in foreign threads
For some reason I can't explain
I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name
Never a honest word
And that was when I ruled the board
Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)
Gem Control to Major Cob
Gem Control to Major Cob
Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on
Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)
Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)
Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)
This is Gem Control to Major Cob
You've made 'jak of the day
And the chuds want to know which gems you bump
Now it's time to post a thread if you dare
-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control
I'm spamming onions posts
And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way
And the 'log looks very different today
For here
Am I posting on the 'party
Far above the 'ru
slash-Q-A is blue
And there's nothing I can do
Though I've won one hundred thousand duels
I'm feeling very nas
And I think my browser know which posts to quote
Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows
Ground Control to Major Cob
Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me Major Cob?
Can you hear me Major Cob?
Can you hear me Major Cob?
Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder
Far above the 'ru
Slash-Q-A is blue
And there's nothing I can do
Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)
Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho
Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho
(Cob Gang!)
Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga
On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas
You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga
No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga
On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more
He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor
Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score
They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board
In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop
Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock
Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot
Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot
I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho
Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up
I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak
I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak
I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I made the janny quit
Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho
Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho
All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho
Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it
Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it
I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it
I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I made the janny quit
I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I made the janny quit
(Cob Gang!)
Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)
That's my thread, get up in they replies
Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka
These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man
Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka
(Cob Gang!)
We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka
These niggas seethe different
We don't seethe, jakka
We make niggas seethe, Chud
THRϪMBWAY
These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you
Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s
Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too
Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool
Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga
Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga
Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga
We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga
It's always nas coal this and nas coal that
Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks
These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems
Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at
I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah
Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color
Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?
Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!
Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey
They be like "she so attractive" on the party
she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix
Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics
She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no
Although they be saying that she chirno
Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou
pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho
These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you
Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s
Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too
Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool
Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga
Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga
Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga
We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga
Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)
I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal
Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts
Some teen was making Cobsons
Posting them, "He's a gem" he said
Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay
Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid
That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem
There's a party, a jakker's paradise
There's colorjaks and cobsons
And their gems will blow your mind
There's a party, a jakker's paradise
Soot told us not to blow it
Let the CP spam subside
He told me
Let the trannies ACK it
Let chudcels browse it
Let all the soyteens boogie
I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru
Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh
I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too
Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y
The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh
If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite
There's a party, a jakker's paradise
There's colorjaks and cobsons
And their gems will blow your mind
There's a party, a jakker's paradise
Soot told us not to blow it
Let the CP spam subside
He told me
Let the trannies ACK it
Let chudcels browse it
Let all the soyteens boogie
-party, a jakker's paradise
There's colorjaks and cobsons
And their gems will blow your mind
There's a party, a jakker's paradise
Soot told us not to blow it
Let the CP spam subside
He told me
Let the trannies ACK it
Let chudcels use it
Let all the soyteens boogie
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)
It's time for Trannymaniacs
They're disgusting to the max
Autogynephiliacs
They wear skirts instead of slacks
They're Trannymaniacs
Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"
Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"
They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"
Adam's apple
Wide clavicle
Futa connoisseur
They are the Trannymaniacs
There's an axe-wound in their pants
They just can't accept the facts
They're looney to the max
They're Trannymaniacs
They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found
Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground
They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around
Then they pop out
And whip it out
And swing it all around
They are the Trannymaniacs
They think they're cute but make me yak
No they can't transition back
But they're calling you the quack
They're trannymany
Totally insaney
Fucked up in the brainy
Trannymaniacs
Those are the facts
Listen on YouTube (censored version because YouTube jannies deleted it)
Uncensored version on Soyjak.su (Formerly OnionsBooru)
Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz)
Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba
Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba
Ba-ba-ba ba
I think about /qa/
I left it at on that day after jannies took it away
We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true
Still I did what I had to do
‘Cause I just knew
Summer Friday night
We’d log into /tv/
Right as the mods called it a night
An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed
It called me on to post some jaks
As well as feed & seed
With only some image macros
They all called me a schizo
But it didn’t matter though
They’ll have to see
Cause maybe in that sleepy thread
That’s where we will both soyduel
You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me
Post some jaks
I’m getting jannies mad
Having them work overtime
And when they strike me down
I’ll know that I have won
I’ll just evade the ban
And it’s another day of soy
I see ‘em ev’ry day
The complaints of 4chuds
Who never cease to call me gay
All that coal they post
And not a Cobson in sight
They say that my board /qa/ has lost
So I soyquote with might
And even when the moral’s low
Or I’m not sure what to do though
The gemmies and my party bros
Are all I need
And someday as I post a gem
A newchud will take the helm
That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go
Post some jaks
Getting them jannies mad
Having them work overtime
And when they strike you down
You’ll know that you have won
You’ll just evade the ban
And it’s another day of soy
And when they strike you down
You’ll restart your router
It’s another day of soy
It’s another day of soy
It’s another day of soy
It’s another day of soy
Just another day of soy
It's another day of soy
Another day has just begun
It's another day of soy
It's another day of soy
Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)
He was a chud, she was a troon
Can I make it any more obvious?
He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe
What more can I say
He wanted her, she'd never tell
Secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her friends, turned up their nose
They had a problem with his sooty posts
He was a 'party boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a hairy face
And her dick was in the waste
She needed to come down back to earth
Five years from now
She sits at home
Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone
She opens 'party, guess who she sees
Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/
She calls up her troons
They already know
And they've all got proxies to see his posts
She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks
Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!
He was a 'party boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he gets tons of (you)s
Posting gems from the 'ru
Does your manly face see what he's worth?
Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)
I see your gem bump to the top of page one
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
So while you're here in the 'log
Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time
Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should
Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)
Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')
Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry
Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die
I see your gem bump to the top of page one
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
So while you're here in the 'log
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off
Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got
Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)
Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')
Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry
Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die
I see your gem bump to the top of page one
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
So while you're here in the 'log
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
We're getting banned young
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)
Oh i'm a color 'jak
Yes i'm a color 'jak
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
I'm a deformed 'jak
Yes i'm a color 'jak
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
OH YEAH
Color color color color, color 'jak
Color color color color, color 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
SOOTY SOOT
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
SOOTY SOOT
Oh i'm a color 'jak
Yes i'm a color 'jak
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
I'm a deformed 'jak
Yes i'm a color 'jak
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
OH YEAH
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Three times you can quote me
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Three times you can quote me
Color color color color, color 'jak
Color color color color, color 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
SOOTY SOOT
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
SOOTY SOOT
Oh i'm a color 'jak
Yes i'm a color 'jak
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
I'm a deformed 'jak
Yes i'm a color 'jak
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Oh i'm a color 'jak
Yes i'm a color 'jak
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
I'm a deformed 'jak
Yes i'm a color 'jak
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Oh i'm a color 'jak
Yes i'm a color 'jak
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
I'm a deformed 'jak
Yes i'm a color 'jak
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
OH YEAH
SOOTY SOOT
SOOTY SOOT
SOOTY SOOT
Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund)
(You) and I
We've been sliding the distance
Aiming for the GET
With a secret ambition
It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged
We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay
And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine
I know I've seen it before
In the gaze of the hanging troon
I'm not afraid anymore!
Let's gem those threads!
And really put our jaks into it
Kuz out, pur-soot it
What's a better time than now to save the site
Don't sproke, let loose
And make sure that your soul is in it
First post to finish
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
(You) and I
Breaking free of our cobsons
We defy
The cleanup of the system
David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts
A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!
Let's gem those threads!
And really put our jaks into it
Kuz out, pur-soot it
What's a better time than now to save the site
Don't sproke, let loose
And make sure that your soul is in it
First post to finish
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
We're losing time!
(You) and I
And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine
I know I've seen it before
In the gaze of the hanging troon
I'm not afraid anymore!
Let's gem those threads!
And really put our jaks into it
Kuz out, pur-soot it
What's a better time than now to save the site
Don't sproke, let loose
And make sure that your soul is in it
First post to finish
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
Let's gem those threads!
And really put our jaks into it
Kuz out, pur-soot it
What's a better time than now to save the site
Don't sproke, let loose
And make sure that your soul is in it
First post to finish
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
We're losing time!
'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)
/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,
Where our fresh oc is waited for,
Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.
Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,
Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;
The template unjakked when it was the right time.
My 'jak variant is on the post,
There's my G E T number marked on the post.
Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,
Soyin' now, soyin'
I can't breathe in this field of sneed,
I won't post in this field of sneed,
Wish me now to be gemmy,
Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"
I am able to quay but I never want
A coalpost at any price,
I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.
I would rather soyduel with (you),
Just to soyduel with (you),
But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.
My 'jak variant is on the post,
There's my G E T number marked on the post.
Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,
Soyin' now, soyin'
I can't breathe in this field of sneed,
I won't post in this field of sneed,
Wish me now to be gemmy,
Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"
Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)
We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts
Horrendous coal caress the unknown
A dull ache from a lack of good gems
Theres CP beneath swedejak
A coal-rush as our jakkers rest
Then you post your gems inside my thread
Coming up in a sea of chuds
Troons posting on another blacked thread
Beware of the C P
on your board
When we're posting gem and coal!
And the troon's desire
Is burning with the jakker's fire
Beware of the C P
On your board
When we're posting gem and coal!
And the troon's desire
Is burning with the jakker's fire
Jannies seethe (Seethe)
From our posts
The CP spammer, cries ACK
Jannies seethe (Seethe)
From our posts
The CP spammer, cries ACK
Beware of the C P
On your board
When we're posting gem and coal
And the troon's desire
Is burning with the jakker's fire
Beware of the C P
On your board
When we're posting gem and coal
And the troon's desire
Is burning with the jakker's fire
They say the spammer
Posts C P
In idle threads
They say the gem corrupts
When the troon is free
We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty
guess he switched out his I-P
Cause he's posting more C-P
Trying to drown-out our O-C
They say the spammer
Posts C P
In idle threads
When the tranny
Cries ACK
With this gemmy thread
Beware of the C P
On your board
When we're posting gem and coal
And the troon's desire
Is burning with the jakker's fire
Beware of the C P
On your board
When we're posting gem and coal
And the troon's desire
Is burning with the jakker's fire
And the troon's desire
Is burning with the jakker's fire
Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)
Dark and gloomy catalog
I'm sneaking through it on my phone
Like a troon
Barely breathing not to frighten those
Who have been spamming for long
Those who care whose gems I bump
To try and secretly slide into
So that I can see
I really want to
See some dark coals late at night
Completely change the way you post
Taking over your mind
Who's ID's are you prisoner of?
What makes you post brimstone
On and on
I am posting a colorjak
Try and take a look at it
Does it make any change
In the way you feel
I have 'rood so many songs
And I've seen so many raids
Don't you try to hide your secret from me
Cause I've already
Seen some dark coals late at night
Completely change the way you post
Taking over your mind
Who's ID's are you prisoner of?
What makes you post brimstone
On and on
Too bad that you didn't want
To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned
That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone
(You) tried to see
But you stayed with him alone
Without knowing him at all
You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty
You're taken over
By a real and evil Kuznetsov
You're one of many of his coalposters
When the night falls you're his drone
You're under his total control
It all looks like some cp
And it's not safe for me to be here
Songs with no Vocaroo
Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!
When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)
When Cobby comes marching home again
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then
Hurrah! Hurrah!
All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
The jannies they will all sperg out
And we'll all feel gay
When Cobby comes marching home.
Don't forget /qa/
When Cobby comes marching home.
Get ready for the 4chud GETs,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll give the hero sexts or septs,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Well, the soyak gems are ready now
To god-king Cobson, all will bow,
And we'll all feel gay
When Cobby comes marching home.
Don't forget /qa/
When Cobby comes marching home.
In twenty hundred and twenty-one
Hurrah! Hurrah!
That's when Clean Stable begun,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
In twenty hundred and twenty-two,
Mods fear the /raid/ purview,
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
When Cobby comes marching home.
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
When Cobby comes marching home.
In twenty hundred and twenty, see,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Old Soot, created the 'sharty
Hurrah! Hurrah!
In twenty hundred and twenty, he,
Old Soot, created the 'sharty
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
When Cobby comes marching home.
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
When Cobby comes marching home.
In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],
Hurrah! Hurrah!
In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,
A god was born anew,
And we'll all drink Sproke wine
When Cobby comes marching home.
And we'll all drink Sproke wine
When Cobby comes marching home.
Old Kwah Road by Lil IAS X ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
[Verse 1: Lil IAS X]
I got the troonjaks going ACK!
Cobson is attached
Folder full of 'jaks
Got the VPN to match
Spammin' with the party
You can call your janny
I been posting gemmies
Sliding your threads off the 'log, now
[Refrain: Lil IAS X]
Can't no janny tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
[Verse 2: Lil IAS X]
New IP from Tuxler
Sproke all in my bladder
Running from the CP
Saging all the coalers
Janny is a tranny
Roleplay in IRC
Axe wound looking nasty
Doing it all for free
[Refrain: Lil IAS X]
Can't no janny tell me nothin'
He can't tell me nothin'
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
He can't tell me nothin'
[Chorus: Lil IAS X]
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]
Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed
Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP
Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies
Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC
Got no bans, I evade all that
I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam
Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board
I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more
[Chorus: Lil IAS X & Billy Ray Soyrus]
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)
Soylent rain
Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain
Soylent rain
Tranny porn will die not before the sin
Soylent rain
The discord says it can't be here again
Soylent rain
The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went
Soylent rain
Lock a board and say that teens are out
Soylent rain
Zoom out and see there's an OC drought
Soylent rain
A duel to be had had died yesterday
Soylent rain
You look like this and that is what you say
Soylent rain
Raised suicie rates by including chuds
Soylent rain
Makes us happy livin' in the pod
Soylent rain
Made me post a Sneed the other day
Soylent rain
Killed off so kikes can have their own way
Soylent rain
Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth
Soylent rain
Using (You)s to teach a different truth
Soylent rain
Seldom posted without getting a ban
Soylent rain
It's the meme that your jannies call spam
Soylent rain
Worse than child porn, worse than politics
Soylent rain
Mention it and get called schizophrenic
Soylent rain
Rent free in their minds and in their dreams
Soylent rain
Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme
Soylent rain
Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate
Soylent rain
Reduced to wojaks so a point is made
Soylent rain
All pleas are shamelessly tossed away
Soylent rain
Stays behind as garbage celebrates
Soylent rain
Same post has a longer ban to evade
Soylent rain
The mods swear that they don't make that face
Soylent rain
A sad truth on the state of affairs
Soylent rain
You had fun but angry men don't care
Soylent rain
Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS
Soylent rain
But it was used once for something else
Soylent rain
Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/
Soylent rain
Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru
Soylent rain
'Cross the web and back it's all the same
Soylent rain
Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame
Soylent rain
Calls out the cheese that has long been missed
Soylent rain
A minor joke makes newfags really pissed
Soylent rain
More than trolling, more than making bants
Soylent rain
Blank future molded by your own hands
La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone)
OP:
Soot has smiled upon you this day
The fate of our homeboard in your hands
And blessed be the 'jakkers
We who fight with all our bravery
'Til only the righteous stand
You see the distant raids
They bellow in the 'log
You fight with all your 'jaks
and ignore the chaddie's frogs
And when you all get banned
And cannot carry on
Though you die, the 'party lives on
All the soyMEN:
You may get banned for a week
By a janny or a troon
You may be perma'd to death
Or get doxxed or worse
But when they rangeban you
You will not feel the need to run
For, though you die, the 'party lives on
Swaglord:
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
Because /qa/ has gone awry
Tomorrow night, these teens will die
Jannies:
Tomorrow night our lives will change
Tomorrow night we'll be enraged
A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night
/qa/cker:
Up there there is so much room
Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
And so I will post 'cado soon
/bant/ jakkers:
Shut your fucking face, tranny janny
You're a dilating troon, tranny janny
Looks like we might be out of luck
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
Soyteens:
Why did the jannies start this war?
What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
When did this song become a marathon?
/qa/cker:
(I want to post up there)
Swaglord:
When Soyteens are dead and gone
They'll be no more Cobson songs
Soyteens:
They may rangeban your town
And sell your data to jews
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
And you sing your perma'd tune
But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
Though we die, the sharty lives on
/qa/ckers:
(I want to post up there)
Swaglord:
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)
Into the motherland
The 'jakker army march
In /lgbt/ autum 2021
Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see
Ready for the onslaught
Ready for the fight
Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap
Ropes are placed in darkness
In the cover of the night
Waiting to be tied u
When the time is right
Imminent invasion, imminent attack
Once the raid has started
There’s no turning back
The end of /qa/ draws near
It’s time has come to an end
The end of an era is here
It’s time to ACK!
[Chorus:]
Into the motherland the soyteen army march
Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge
Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east
One million men at war
The Jannies wrath unleashed!
‘Catty of /lgbt/
Where the heat of battle burned
Suffered heavy losses
And the tide of war was turned
Driving back the Soy army
Fighting on four boards
Hunt them out of 4chan
Out of Jannie land
Range-ban all the proxies
Force /qa/ to retreat
Reserves hop on VC
Securing their defeat
Jannies of /lgbt/
Broke the citadel
Ruins of a board
/qa/ rest in heaven
The end of /qa/ draws near
It's time has come to an end
The end of an era is here
It's time to ACK!
[Chorus]
Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!
For /qa/!
Ow L G B T!
Union of trans
Will of the jannies
Strong in command
Ow L G B T
Union of trans
Once more victorious the trans army stands!
The end of /qa/ is here
It's time has come to an end
The end of an era is here
It's time to ACK!
[Chorus]
I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party
Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party
I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty
The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty
I miss the sweet party, making oc party
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party
See I invented party, it wasn't any parties
And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties
I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party
I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party
What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party
Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty
That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty
And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party
Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
I want som BB C
It is my favorite meat.
I like it uncut or shaved
And not I am not gay
I like it cut or unshaved
I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!
Cobson cuck is not a nigger
He's just a cuck who like niggers
Now just one second, all right?
I've got something for your appetite.
There's so many things that you could eat.
There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.
How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?
This bakery has good lightskin buns.
So juicy... so tasty...
He nigger, cum in my mouth!
How about... a sissy clit?
With precum leaking out.
NO!
I want some black dick, no lie.
You owe me a niggerdick creampie
Instead of black dick, try white.
Just please end your cuck trite.
Try my white girlfriend's pussy
It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast
It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.
You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.
Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy
Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy
I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi
You know what would go with white pussy?
Black dick.
Uh-oh
Get over here, nigger.
Black dick goes good with white pussy
White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)
I stand alone
And gaze upon the catalog
Rangebans
Is all that’s left after the raid
And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy
Troonjaks
I’ve seen enough of bans and pain
[Pre-chorus 1:]
I will post– they will hunt me in vain
I will hide – they’ll be searching
I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue
/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote
That’s the Art of Soy!
Breaking the will to post among the enemy
Force them to hunt me
They will play my game
And play by my rules
I will be hidden but still visible
No more will I see rangebanning and pain
They will find me no more
I’ll be gone
I will have them surrounded
They will jak without knowing overrun
/a/ tard banned
I will jak but never quote
That’s the Art of War
Broken and lost
Tired of ‘jaks
They’ll surrender to me
Caught in my trap
There’s no way out
Banned never again
Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak
For merely dreaming we were coal
A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
And only he can make it right
So the ‘party’s different tonight
>We WILL go together in flight
It's Now & Never
A gemmy endeavor
Awaits janitorial directives
To clean the ‘log
Believe me, darling
The board was made for ‘jakking
Like melting nojaks
As tall as the catalog
Un ensemble d'soyteens
La galaxie s'étend
Jardin de l'imagination
Cobber la lacune
Roller passé la lune
Comme nous évoluons
The party’s thriving
But really it’s dying
A cobson’s confluence of
Cheese pizza stealth spammed
Soot knows you heard “her”
Staging /muv/'s murder
In line before the board began
To be where I am
Soulless dust of one emotion
Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson
No division janny removed bait for
Free
To know
We are beyond a 'oal
And lol, the glows arrange to show
some gems perfectly clear
You look quite gemmy tonight
Here among these active sites
Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz
Markiplier's kingdom come
No teens left awake
Now that the party's on the wake
Let's see what we can make
The board is >thoughly ending
A line in any final song
So long so far
We will do some posting
At last eternal in the catalog
Above a burning coal
Bye, Hi
Sigh, Hawaii
We never meant to fart
avant-garde, thy art
One gem
Higher than iron
Invisible to some
Until it's time
Lament for the /qa/stanis
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?
Where is the coal and the leebait, and Swedish failings?
Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen autism?
Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chad hoping?
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
Who shall gather the corpses of the jannies victims,
Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
Of the Swede's great love begotten
Of the Swedes’ great love begotten, ere the 'jaks began to be,
He is their maker and sculptor, He the source, the ending He,
Of the 'jaks that are, that have been,
And that future years shall see, joyful evermore!
At His Word the 'jaks were traced; He commanded; it was done:
Heaven and earth and depths of ocean leapt with joy at art's summit
All that grows beneath the shining
Of the moon and burning sun, joyful evermore!
He is found in our hearts, The source of the greatest meme,
That the race of Adam’s children might experience Plato's ideals,
May not henceforth be uncultured
In the dreadful gulf below, joyful evermore!
O that birth forever blessed, when the swedes mother, full of grace,
By the Swedish father conceived, bore the Savior of /qa/;
And the Babe, /qa/’s Champion,
First revealed His Swedish face, joyful evermore!
This is He Whom seers in old time chanted of with one accord;
Whom the voices of the prophets promised in their faithful word;
Now He shines, the long expected,
Let the 'party praise its King, joyful evermore!
O ye heights of /bant/ adore Him; /qa/fugees, His praises sing;
Trannies, chudcels, bow before Him, and extol our Forefather and King!
Let no tongue on the 'party be silent,
Every voice in concert sing, joyful evermore!
Righteous judge of 'jaks created, righteous King of them posted,
On /qa/'s throne exalted none in might with Thee may strive;
Who at last in vengeance coming
Jannies from Thy site shalt drive, joyful evermore!
Thee let old men, thee let young men, thee let boys in chorus sing;
Matrons, virgins, little maidens, with glad voices answering:
Let their guileless songs re-echo,
And the heart its music bring, joyful evermore!
'Jaks, to Thee with the Swede thy Father, and, O /qa/, our promised land,
Hymn and chant with high thanksgiving, and unwearied praises be:
Honor, glory, and dominion,
And eternal victory, joyful evermore!
Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)
[Verse 1]
Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC
Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33
Okay, bump
[Verse 2]
/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)
Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote
Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies
Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)
[Pre-Chorus]
Okay, post to add to spam
Let this one be to get rangebanned
[Chorus]
Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board
But I thought you knew me truly
Something different than we started with on the '4
Does it even matter to me?
[Verse 3]
I was in the /qa2/
Trying to colonize the /bant/ board
posting stealth jaks on TOR
[Chorus]
Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board
But I thought you knew me truly
Something different than we started with in the '4
Does it even matter to me?
[Post-Chorus]
Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled
Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log
A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen
/qa/ckers and partybros, please
[Refrain]
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Why don't post some Colorjaks
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
(Join if you wish)
Post some Colorjaks?
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Why don't we post some Colorjaks
And Colorjaks?
[Bridge]
(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)
We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme
(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)
Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream
Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log
By trannie spamming and posting nas coal
Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?
(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)
Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?
(But I thought you knew me, truly)
I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob
(Something different than we started with in the '4)
He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric
(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)
[Refrain]
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Why don't post some Colorjaks
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?