Sony
Sony (also known as Snoy, Soyny, Goyny, etc.) is a large Japanese conglomerate known best known for their consumer electronics. While they used to dominate the market with their televisions, mobile phones, laptops, and personal music players, even gaining a reputation similar to that of Apple among normies and consoomers, their market share has been greatly eroded by Chinese and Korean competitors. Nowadays, the only things they are known for DSLR cameras and the PlayStation.
PlayStation
History of the PlayStation
Sometime in 1991 Sony decided to link up with Nintendo to make some gay CD add-on for the Super Nintendo that no one cares about. However, the next day Nintendie BTFOd them by deciding to collab with Phillips instead, which lead to gemeralds such as Hotel Mario and Link: The Faces of Evil. Mindbroken by this, a group of seething pisscels decided to make their own gaming console called the PlayStation.
Despite no one actually believing in it, the PlayStation managed to become a smash success, although this is mainly because Sega was too busy suffering from gay internal politics (mostly Japs who were mindbroken that Amerimutts were coming up with better ideas than they were) and ended up releasing the Sega Saturn, a brimstone so dark it nearly killed Sega for good while Nintendo took two more years to release the Nintendo 64, a console nobody wanted to make games for due to Nintendo being kikes who didn't want to pay licensing fees for CDs. Of course, great successes tend to ask for sequels, and in 2000, Sony released the PlayStation 2. Although the PS2 was quite a piece of shit technically, even being beaten by the Dreamcast in some aspects, it still sold millions of units due to normalfags wanting to buy DVD players at a cheap price. Because of this, many developers ended up releasing tons of gemmy games for the system, such as Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and Shadow of the Colossus, even though they really didn't want to because the console was a massive bitch to develop for.
In 2006, Sony released the PlayStation 3. Mindbroken by how shitty their consoles were compared to the competition, they built their console using a brand new architecture called Cell that would TRULY give them the throne of the most powerful console manufacturers. Unfortunately, the Cell architecture proved difficult for most developers, and even worse, developers realized they didn't like making games for PlayStations and fucked off to make games for the Wii and Xbox 360, and whatever PS3 ports that did release were fucking horrible. To add insult to injury, Sony decided it would be a great idea to price their console at 600 dollars, hoping enough retards would pony up the cash to watch Blu-Rays (a format that was in the middle of its own war against HD-DVD) and play badly converted games from the PC and Xbox 360. Unsurprisingly, not many people were interested except for a few autists like Chris Chan. The PS3 did manage to recover, thanks to reduced pricing, a new marketing campaign, and improved developer tools, but only barely outsold the Xbox 360 (due to Japs not appreciating American excellence) and had a considerably lower attach rate than said console.
In 2013, Sony released the PlayStation 4. Much like the PSX and the PS2, this console was a smash success, and much like those consoles mainly succeeded to their competitors being absolute retards. This time, Microsoft fucked up with the Xbox One, releasing a ginormous, hideous box that let you own nothing and datamined you using their brand new Kinect. You were also forced to be connected to the internet at all times as well. While the average consoomer in current year would probably not bat an eye to such tactics, in 2013 they were a little bit more sane and did not receive the Xbox One warmly. This horrific launch irreversibly damaged the Xbox brand, leading to Sony becoming the permanent market leader in the console space. The future of the Xbox brand is in jeopardy, with Microsoft considering exiting the console business altogether.
