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{{Patientbox|author=Doctor Soyswedeson|date=14-03-2014|threat=Harmless, recommended for parole due to good behaviour. Tuco is known for extremely vulgar outbursts and an extreme resentment for his superiors however.|name=Tuco Pacifica Ramirez y Garcia, Ean MacPadraic, Richard "Dick" Baker/ "Soy Cashier Trio"|id=96647-CC-OR-7|file=Soy905.jpg}}
{{Patientbox|author=[[Dr. Soyswedeson]]|date=14-03-2014|threat=Harmless, recommended for parole due to good behaviour. Tuco is known for extremely vulgar outbursts and an extreme resentment for his superiors however.|name=Tuco Pacifica Ramirez y Garcia, Ean MacPadraic, Richard "Dick" Baker/ "Soy Cashier Trio"|id=96647-CC-OR-7|file=Soy905.jpg}}


The soy cashier [[Soyjak Trio|trio]] are a group of three cashiers working at an unnamed grocery store, named Ean, Dick and Tuco. They are escaped patients of the [[Mental Asylum|mental asylum.]]
The soy cashier [[Soyjak Trio|trio]] are a group of three cashiers working at an unnamed grocery store, named Ean, Dick and Tuco. They are escaped patients of the [[Mental Asylum|mental asylum.]]

Revision as of 13:50, 11 April 2021

Asylum Patient
ID: 96647-CC-OR-7
Name: Tuco Pacifica Ramirez y Garcia, Ean MacPadraic, Richard "Dick" Baker/ "Soy Cashier Trio"
Threat level: Harmless, recommended for parole due to good behaviour. Tuco is known for extremely vulgar outbursts and an extreme resentment for his superiors however.
Filed: 14-03-2014
By: Dr. Soyswedeson


The soy cashier trio are a group of three cashiers working at an unnamed grocery store, named Ean, Dick and Tuco. They are escaped patients of the mental asylum.

Description and Summary:

Asylum patient(s) 96647-CC-OR-7, otherwise known as Patient Orderly 7, commitment number 96647, or as Tuco Pacifica Ramirez y Garcia, Ean MacPadraic and Richard "Dick" Baker respectively, are three non-threatening patients who worked as orderlies at the Mental Asylum. Due to a Soychic Mind Meld, the nature of which has eluded me, they have been classified as one patient, rather than three, sometimes individually classified as 96647-CC-OR-7-A, 96647-CC-OR-7-B, and 96647-CC-OR-7-C respectively. They were civilly committed to the Asylum following the group burning down a synagogue, forcibly uncircumcising several jewish infants, before massacring the infant's parents for "apostasy" as they described it. The infants were carted off to an undisclosed Catholic Monastery somewhere in Brittany, France. The dead jews were beheaded and had their heads placed upon pikes.

[OOC. I have to go to Church lol brb to finish this]