Soy Speak
Soy Speak (also known as 'oy 'peak or 'jakspeak) is a language developed by patients of the Mental Asylum to communicate in secret. This code language has been suggested as a tool used to organise the great asylum insurrection of 2020. Origins of the language are unsure at best but some have said Dr. Soyowicz created the language to contain the secrets of the Mental Asylum.
How to use Soy Speak
To translate English into Soy Speak, you simply drop the first sound or syllable from the word and replace it with an apostrophe.
Example: Soy Speak becomes 'oy 'peak
Words that are very short such as "a", "do", "I", etc. are not abbreviated for the sake of readability. It is best, when a word could be confused for another, to leave the word in normal English so as to not confuse readers. Examine the example below to see why this is recommended:
Example:
Proper: 'o my 'ouse we 'hall go
Improper: 'o 'y 'ouse 'e 'hall 'o
A few words (listed below) must be learned by memory due to their short nature, however, all other words simply follow the pattern making it incredibly easy to learn.
To becomes 'o (but note that do does not become 'o, it simply stays as do)
Be becomes 'e (but note that me does not become 'e, it simply stays as me)
