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[[File:SOYJAK BABIES.png|thumb|the titular Soyjak Babies]] | {{distinguish|[[Babyjak]] or the [[Deformed Soyjak|proto version]]}} | ||
'''Soyjak Babies''' | [[File:SOYJAK BABIES.png|thumb|the titular Soyjak Babies. Top Row, L-R; Cisjak & Chudjak, Baby Chud, Little Cobson, and Feralbaby. Bottom Row, L-R; Gapebaby, Nobaby, ‘lita Jr., and Squirrelbaby being held by someone. Not pictured: “Darwin”]] | ||
'''Soyjak Babies''' was an award-winning, genre-defining cartoon that ran from the 90s until 2005. It is still popular among small children and manchildren. Ignore everything written before.If you use any of this babies your probably a convicted troon sex offender. | |||
== Origin== | == Origin== | ||
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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
===Cisjak and Chudjak=== | ===[[Bernd|Cisjak]] and [[Chudjak]]=== | ||
The inseparable duo, always stay inside during recess time, arguing over who's smarter. | The inseparable duo, always stay inside during recess time, arguing over who's smarter. | ||
===Baby Chud=== | ===[[Chudjak|Baby Chud]]=== | ||
Chudjak's little brother, always loves shouting profanity (censored, of course) to rile up the teacher. Always suspended. | Chudjak's little brother, always loves shouting profanity (censored, of course) to rile up the teacher. Always suspended. | ||
===Little Cobson === | ===[[Cobson|Little Cobson]]=== | ||
The loudest of the group, always chewing and spitting out black crayons, dancing on them once they're all chewed up. Always playing with his toy lawnmower during recess. | The loudest of the group, always chewing and spitting out black crayons, dancing on them once they're all chewed up. Always playing with his toy lawnmower during recess. | ||
===Feralbaby === | ===[[Feraljak|Feralbaby]]=== | ||
Obsessed with taking his vitamin gummies every morning. Carries them around, and offers them to the other babyjaks. | Obsessed with taking his vitamin gummies every morning. Carries them around, and offers them to the other babyjaks. | ||
===Gapebaby=== | ===[[Gapejak|Gapebaby]]=== | ||
The nicest of the group. He has the world record for most Play-Doh eaten in a day. Loves combining juice flavors together. | The nicest of the group. He has the world record for most Play-Doh eaten in a day. Loves combining juice flavors together. | ||
===Nobaby=== | ===[[Nojak|Nobaby]]=== | ||
The food junkie. Always reviews his school lunch, will "critique" it for the other students. Jewish genius. | The food junkie. Always reviews his school lunch, will "critique" it for the other students. Jewish genius. | ||
===Soylita Jr.=== | ===[[Soylita|Soylita Jr.]]=== | ||
The youngest of the bunch, only three. Is actually Gapebaby's little sister. Always has a lolipop in her mouth and cries when things don't go her way. Cobson's target for bullying. | The youngest of the bunch, only three. Is actually Gapebaby's little sister. Always has a lolipop in her mouth and cries when things don't go her way. Cobson's target for bullying. | ||
===Squirrelbaby=== | ===[[Squirreljak|Squirrelbaby]]=== | ||
known for his catchphrase "Silly, that's nuts!". Class pet. | known for his catchphrase "Silly, that's nuts!". Class pet. | ||
{{Reflist}} | ===[[Sidson|Sidson Jr./“Darwin”]]=== | ||
DO NOT RESEARCH | |||
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Revision as of 09:31, 13 April 2024
Soyjak Babies was an award-winning, genre-defining cartoon that ran from the 90s until 2005. It is still popular among small children and manchildren. Ignore everything written before.If you use any of this babies your probably a convicted troon sex offender.
Origin
Soyjak Babies made their debut on SoyBooru on December 12, 2022[1], and shortly after a video titled Soyjak Baby Photos (Wholesome) featuring a montage of the Soyjak Babies to the song Little Bird, Little Bird[2] was uploaded by the user SoyTube on Youtube[3].
Characters
Cisjak and Chudjak
The inseparable duo, always stay inside during recess time, arguing over who's smarter.
Baby Chud
Chudjak's little brother, always loves shouting profanity (censored, of course) to rile up the teacher. Always suspended.
Little Cobson
The loudest of the group, always chewing and spitting out black crayons, dancing on them once they're all chewed up. Always playing with his toy lawnmower during recess.
Feralbaby
Obsessed with taking his vitamin gummies every morning. Carries them around, and offers them to the other babyjaks.
Gapebaby
The nicest of the group. He has the world record for most Play-Doh eaten in a day. Loves combining juice flavors together.
Nobaby
The food junkie. Always reviews his school lunch, will "critique" it for the other students. Jewish genius.
Soylita Jr.
The youngest of the bunch, only three. Is actually Gapebaby's little sister. Always has a lolipop in her mouth and cries when things don't go her way. Cobson's target for bullying.
Squirrelbaby
known for his catchphrase "Silly, that's nuts!". Class pet.