Soyjak Rights

Soyjak Rights are the inalienable rights of every Soyjak. Fundamental rights include the right to eat bugs, the right to wear a mask, the right to drink soylent, the right to eat impossible whoppers, the right to attend Black Lives Matter rallies, and the right to host religious and/or atheist (apostate) services. We hold these truths to be fact checked by snopes, that all 'jaks are created equal, that they are endowed by their star dust that they were made from in the super nova atoms with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Dueling, Bug-Eating, and the pursuit of gem posts.