Soypuritan

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A soypuritan is a no fun allowed faggot who believes in no NAS on /soy/, who likely is too much of a (literal) autist to understand that both spadeson posts and frogposts are most often made unironically, that NAS is normal for the site, and that without NAS people will get far too bored of soyjaks.

The current admin, Froot, is a notorious soypuritan, overmoderating the site, and eliminating the chaos that makes it soulful. His two greatest acts thus far are the ones which caused the most chaos, the 50 board plan and Great Purge.

Soypuritans are most often genuine autists, or newteens, both of whom can’t pick up on more complex cues such as irony, and can see nothing more to the site than “HAHA FUNNY CARTOON FACE!”. I'm trans btw :3