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Total Nigger Death (TND) is a meme/copypasta and the proposed complete eradication of niggers. More generally, TND refers to both the hypothetical situation of there being zero niggers ("zero nigger protocol"), as proposed by chuds, as well as the process of achieving such a situation (killing all niggers). TND is a core tenet of chudjak's philosophy.

TND won the "Edgiest Meme In History" award during the 2022 Algoorithm Awards. Nothing has since managed to take its place.

Origin

It came from 4cuck and then spread to the sharty. The trihard community spread it by sending it to trihard streamers such as monkynoises and making AI videos of Jordan Peterson saying the copypasta. There's more info on a Know Your Meme page but nobody cares about that.[1]

Plausibility and ways of achieving

There is currently no conceivable way to achieve total nigger death, at least not within a single lifetime. Worse yet, even partial nigger death will be hard to achieve with conventional means and in a short timeframe due to the large difference in the number of niggers as opposed to chuds; even if we were to launch all nukes onto Africa most niggers would live. However, the achievability of Total Nigger Death is defended by its advocates, who call for unity, coordination and joint action in order to bring the project to completion.


In the Soyble, most specially, in Kuzism psalm 3Ϫ, it was explained how to achieve TND :

"What you need is my Soyjak, Kuzjak. What you can find beyond the powers of my Soyjak is where you need to go in order to find TND. What you need is a trustworthy poster. He must be someone capable of controlling his own desires. He must be someone who is not interested in BBC/BWC wars, money, or making chuddies seethe, and who chooses the will of Soot before the law of Jannies.

Will I, Kuz, be able to meet someone like this one day?

What I also need is the lives of more than 36 coalposters, because those who have sinned harbor strong gemmy power within.

There are 14 phrases that one must keep in mind:

Newtonian, Nintendo Switch, Gemerald, Lagrangian, Nintendo Switch, Swedish Win, Nintendo Switch, Hamiltonian, QA, Though, HWABAG, Nintendo Switch, Hamiltonian, Soylent

I'll engrave these words onto my Soyjak so I won't forget them. What is most necessary is "courage"; I must have the courage to destroy my Soyjak momentarily. As it disintegrates, my Soyjak will absorb the souls of the 36 coalposters and will give birth to something utterly new.

Whatever is born will "awaken". It will show interest in the 14 phrases that my trusted poster will utter...This poster will trust me and I will become his Little Buddy.

Lastly, I need an appropriate thread. On the /soy/ board, the Ϫ² GET...'

Go there and wait for the New Jak...that's when TND will come."


It was also referenced in Swedecus 7 :


As for you TND envyists, if your heart is wavering, do not fret, as the Newtonian, Lagrangian and Hamiltonian will open to you. -Swedecus 7

Units Of Nigger-Death

Niggerdeath - 1 dead nigger.

Decaniggerdeath (dand) -10 dead niggers.

Hectoniggerdeath (hnd) - 100 nigger deaths.

Kiloniggerdeath (knd) - 1,000 nigger deaths.

Meganiggerdeath (mnd) - 1,000,000 nigger deaths.

Giganiggerdeath (gnd) - 1,000,000,000 nigger deaths.

Total nigger death (TND) - Approximately 1,200,000,000 nigger deaths, or 1.2 gnd.

Criticism

Though some soyteens have advocated for TND on a number of occasions, it is not universally popular. Advocates of Total Nigger Death have been accused of racism and even white supremacy.

Proposed alternatives

Total Non-Aryan Death

Total Non-Aryan Death, as well as Total Aryan Salvation, was supposedly promised by God.[2]

Total Non-Aryan Death is less popular than its TND counterpart, though it is arguably more desirable.

Partial Nigger Death

Partial Nigger Death (PND) is the total obliteration of some niggers rather than the conventional target of all niggers. PND is controversial in the nigger death community because it leaves some niggers alive, but fact checkers have deemed PND a much more achievable and cost effective nigger death scenario which would bring most of the short-term benefits of TND for only a fraction of the cost. A different form of Partial Nigger Death is also supported by chuds who would otherwise support TND but want to keep Morgan Freeman.

Copypasta

Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a nigger's gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers' heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.

Extended

Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Blast niggers with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy niggers. Whip niggers into obedience. Slingshot a nigger into orbit. Rocket niggers into the sun. Defecate in a nigger's food. Stir-fry niggers in a wok. Bite a nigger and drink their blood. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a nigger's gas tank. Judo throw niggers into the wood chipper. Unscrew a nigger's head off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Bake niggers into nigger-pizza. Arrest niggers for no reason. Electrocute niggers. Curb stomp pregnant niggers. Beat a nigger up. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Slice a nigger up and wear their skin. Set niggers on fire. Spin niggers around until they puke. Tie niggers to a train track. Karate kick a nigger in the testicles. Stomp nigger skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil niggers into a broth. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Deep fry niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Fourth-trimester abortions for niggers. Blend niggers in a blender. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Snap a nigger's neck. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Put a bomb in a nigger's mouth. Throw knives at niggers. Inflate niggers until they pop. Send niggers into a black hole. Castrate niggers. Feed niggers poisoned food. Force niggers to walk the plank. Push niggers into a pit. Kneel on a nigger's neck. Curse niggers with a spell. Stuff nigger babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten niggers with a tank. Pop a nigger's car tires. Strike nigger children with a ruler. Make niggers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a nigger's limbs. Airdrop niggers into Antarctica. Throw niggers off the boat. Pressurize niggers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a nigger's ass. Falcon punch a nigger in the face. Make niggers into fiction. Blow niggers' heads off with grenade launchers. Blow niggers' brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock niggers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail niggers to a cross and stab them. Run over niggers with a tank feet-first. Throw niggers off buildings. Crush niggers with a press. Attack niggers with acid. Boil niggers in a pan. Lock niggers inside a brazen bull. Burn niggers alive. Drag niggers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on niggers. Quarter niggers. Impale niggers on a pike. Send aliens to abduct niggers. Force niggers to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush niggers with anvils. Throw niggers off of rooftops. Incinerate niggers. Starve niggers. Blow niggers up with dynamite. Gulp niggers. Feast on nigger eyeballs. Cave in a nigger's skull. Kiss a nigger to death. Peel a nigger like a banana. Wipe out nigger tribes. Deny niggers into Heaven. Freeze niggers in the vacuum of space. Hard boil a nigger. Lock on to niggers with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a nigger. Ferment niggers into stew. Ensnare niggers. Nark on niggers to the army. Cause a total nigger purge. Jam a nigger into a geyser. Axe murder a nigger. Unleash Smelvin upon niggers. Put niggers on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total nigger death.

Moon Man Version

From the song, "Killing Niggers" by Moon Man

I wanna kill a nigger, pull the trigger Stab and kill and torch a nigger Stick him in a fucking oven Close the door and cook a nigger Punch a nigger, kick a nigger In the fucking dick, you nigger Fuck a nigger, fight a nigger Steal your fucking bike, you nigger

Send them niggers to Iraq Just because you're fucking black Let Al-Qaeda whoop your ass While I take a fucking nap By the way, fuck Obama Fuck his daughter, wife, and mama John McCain is the bomba Run a train on Dalai Lama


I am killing niggers Killing niggers (Please Stop Please Stop)

I am killing niggers Killing niggers (Please Stop Please Stop)


I am killing niggers Killing niggers (Please Stop Please Stop)

I am killing niggers Killing niggers (Please Stop Please Stop)


I am killing niggers Killing niggers (Please Stop Please Stop)

I am killing niggers Killing niggers (Please Stop Please Stop)


Scientific fact-checkers determined it's possible OP was inspired by this song and attempted to imitate the lyrics.

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