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The '''Battle of the Ridge''' was a FFA battle that occurred at the infamous [[The_Ridge|Ridge]]. It was an absolute juicebath<ref>reddit bloodbath pun</ref> where thousands of fruitjaks fought and died in vain to establish control over the Ridge for their kind.
The '''Battle of the Ridge''' was a FFA battle that occurred at the infamous [[The_Ridge|Ridge]]. It was an absolute juicebath<ref>reddit bloodbath pun</ref> where thousands of fruitjaks fought and died in vain to establish control over the Ridge for their kind.

Latest revision as of 18:39, 2 January 2024

The Battle of the Ridge
Part of your mom or something

>or something

kill yourselves obsessed serbian faggots
A strawberryjak and melonjak duel it out on the Ridge.
A strawberryjak and melonjak duel it out on the Ridge.
Date2022
Location
The Ridge, soyjak.party
Result

Extinction of all Fruitjaks

  • Except for slutjak; he survived as a gay stripper
Belligerents

Applejaks

Melonjaks

Orangejaks

Pinejaks

Grapejaks

Pearjaks

…and more
Commanders and leaders
None; FFA
Casualties and losses
All but one disgraced deserter

The Battle of the Ridge was a FFA battle that occurred at the infamous Ridge. It was an absolute juicebath[1] where thousands of fruitjaks fought and died in vain to establish control over the Ridge for their kind.

Battle cry

The infamous battle cry associated with this battle is "This is my ridge".


Citations

  1. ↑ reddit bloodbath pun
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