The Battle of the Ridge

The Battle of the Ridge
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A strawberryjak and melonjak duel it out on the Ridge.
Date 2022 Location The Ridge, soyjak.party Result Extinction of all Fruitjaks Except for slutjak; he survived as a gay stripper
Belligerents
Applejaks Melonjaks Orangejaks Pinejaks Grapejaks Pearjaks …and more
Commanders and leaders
None; FFA
Casualties and losses
All but one disgraced deserter