The Soy-Files

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The eponymous "Soy-Files"
L. J. Kikeberg's personal filing cabinet, hiding the Soy-Files away in a locked, dusty basement archive.

The Soy-Files are a series of nearly 800 untagged soyjaks that are currently unapproved, and invisible, on the soyjak booru remnants of the previous failure OnionsBooru and its successor, the failure SuBooru. Despite the fact that they wouldn't take very long to tag, which is the reason often given by Lohl Kikeberg (psuedonym Lolkike) for not approving them yet, they remain inaccessible to soyciety at large.

An alleged photograph of a alien spacecraft, abducting a peculiar crystalline lifeform for further study.

What secrets could the Soy-File's possibly be hiding? Why are they unavailable to the public?

One common hypothesis among oft-maligned conspiracy theorists is that the Files are just coal, others say that contain troonjaks that Lolkike would find too triggering to display on the booru. A less common one is this: that they contain evidence of off-world life.

Recent Developments

Lolkike since then has released the Soy-Files in a link from soyjak.download, found here (https://soyjak.download/f.php?h=0SAoxNzp). Additionally, he claims to be approving "dozens of them each day", however this has been debunked by Snopes.