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[[File:30452 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|this is how Soyota drivers perceive themselves. in reality the truck driver is some poor sap with an actual job trying to get to his job while some retard who shouldn't have a drivers license is blocking the road]] | [[File:30452 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|this is how Soyota drivers perceive themselves. in reality the truck driver is some poor sap with an actual job trying to get to his job while some retard who shouldn't have a drivers license is blocking the road which is a very keyed thing to do]] | ||
Toyota is a [[Japan|Japanese]] car company [[best known for]] making | Toyota is a [[Japan|Japanese]] car company [[best known for]] making high quality, premium, well-made gook jap cars for exquisate people. They're never becoming irrelevant because the Koreans can never reach the same prestige as Toyota. They are also known for the Supra, an very reliable piece of engineering that BTFO any car. Fortunately, due to the [[goyslop]] series known as The Fast and Furious, a film franchise that [[Soyjak]] loves almost on the same level as Marvel and Star Wars due to nothing of stakes ever happening (except for that faggot Paul Walker wrapping himself around a lightpost, kek) and the wholesome message creating your own family (much like how he creates his own family with him, his wife, the bull and their son) [[even though]] cars are ruining the heccin environment and we need to abolish them in favor of [[Fourth Industrial Revolution|walkable cities and public transportation]], these fine luxury cars are now considered on the same level as Ferraris and are now worth hundreds of thousands of dollars (like they should). Nowadays the Supra name is used to sell BMWs. | ||
Toyotas were the leading brand among | Toyotas were the leading brand among the keyed, but are now a distant second to Nissan due to the fact Nissan will give a 6 gorillion month car loan to anyone with a pulse. They are also popular among muslims like their durable pickup trucks since they're really easy to convert into technicals, showing how great the engineers at toyota truly are. | ||
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Toyota is a Japanese car company best known for making high quality, premium, well-made gook jap cars for exquisate people. They're never becoming irrelevant because the Koreans can never reach the same prestige as Toyota. They are also known for the Supra, an very reliable piece of engineering that BTFO any car. Fortunately, due to the goyslop series known as The Fast and Furious, a film franchise that Soyjak loves almost on the same level as Marvel and Star Wars due to nothing of stakes ever happening (except for that faggot Paul Walker wrapping himself around a lightpost, kek) and the wholesome message creating your own family (much like how he creates his own family with him, his wife, the bull and their son) even though cars are ruining the heccin environment and we need to abolish them in favor of walkable cities and public transportation, these fine luxury cars are now considered on the same level as Ferraris and are now worth hundreds of thousands of dollars (like they should). Nowadays the Supra name is used to sell BMWs.
Toyotas were the leading brand among the keyed, but are now a distant second to Nissan due to the fact Nissan will give a 6 gorillion month car loan to anyone with a pulse. They are also popular among muslims like their durable pickup trucks since they're really easy to convert into technicals, showing how great the engineers at toyota truly are. [[File:]]
