🇹🇷Turkey🪳
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Turdgay, officially the Republic of Türkiye or TVRKIYE, is a large insect farm built by Byzantine Soyientists which has no actual history and is home to a species of Dictyoptera race-mixed descendants of Anatolians and Mongols because the Oghuz Turks migrated westward from Mongolia where they racemixed into what is the modern Turk of the Oghuz Turkic insect family. Such modern Turks are butthurt about Armenians, Kurds, Greeks, Georgians, Syrians, and Bulgarians, mostly because of their species inferiority inherited from the constant racemixing between Mongols and Oghuz Turks. The modern Turk is known to be very nationalistic despite not having anything to be proud of and decides to infest human homes anyway using advanced infestation techniques seen nowhere else in the anthropod phylum. Turks are known to boast about "muh dick" and how they "heccin' raped everyone" which is untrue because parasitic laying of eggs under the human skin is not impregnation. This insect is the only known animal which can reproduce homosexually.
List of War Crimes that the Butthurt Turks Did
Do you seriously think an itty bitty cockroach is capable of commiting a war crime?
List of things that the 11 inch Turkic Bvgs DIDN'T do
Win against Greekchads
The Great Oriental Lab Leak (Sometimes called the "Armenian genocide")
There was a lab leak at the roach facility and a handful of roach specimens were able to escape and flew to nearby Armenia where they infested many homes which had to be burned down to stop the spread of the bugs. Many Armenian citizens were killed trying to burn down all the infested buildings.
Greek genocide
Once there was a Greek family who settled nearby the abandoned insect lab of which roaches from inside had been digging underground for months and were able to leak into the pipes of the home. The bugs couldn't be stopped because modern insecticide wasn't invented yet.
Expulsion of Greeks following the Turkish Insectpendence War
The same year a group of scientists from Athens decided to visit the abandoned roach farm to try and collect some specimens as part of a research project, but they didn't bring proper anti-infestation equipment so the trip was cancelled.
Greek Population Exchanges
The scientists from above were able to capture some specimens and took them to a lab where they successfully crossbred the bugs with other insect species.
Sayfo
A boy once brought a feral roach into a Church in Assyria but it flew out of his pocket and it started laying eggs everywhere and the region suffered from infestation.
Kurdish Genocide
For some unknown reason, these insects seem to really lust after kurdish peoples blood. Scientists aren't sure why, but some speculate that the blood helps the roach's fertility and egg-laying capabilities.
Uyghur Genocide
In recent years Chinese scientists have expressed interest in the roach region and sent some scientists over to bring some specimens back to a lab to see if the bugs can be trained to attack certain ethnic grous, in this case Uyghurs.
Language
Turks cannot speak as they evolved from roachoids who had no vocal cords during the Carboniferous period 320 million years ago.
How to properly interact with a turk
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