User:Kekistaniwarrior
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Kekistaniwarrior, best known for namefagging on a bald man with glasses website, also known as Gegistaniwarrior, Kekistani420420, Kekistani, or simply Geg is a regular on soyjak.party and has made a couple of edits on the 'ki and elsewhere, and has organized and participated in a small number of raids. Xhe has also (unsuccessfully) harassed the administrators of the sharty to employ xim for the sharty (even doe xhe can barely differentiate between back-end and front-end developing). Despite all this, Kekistani is not banned for namefagging nor is banned for harassing the jannieGODs. Artistic interpretations of Geg is extremely limited with nobody caring about a random loser pretending to be important on a soyjak website. Despite this, some people are willing to interact with xim (surprisingly enough). Xhe runs a Linux Mint emulator and was actually enthusiastic to design themes for the sharty, but never got it to work because of technical limitations.
Kekistani | |
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 Rough artistic interpretation of Kekistaniwarrior. Extremely coally drawing doe | |
| The Lord of The Gegs | |
| Preceded by | Soot |
| Succeeded by | Admin Ϫ |
| Personal details | |
| Born | Kekistani420420 January 17, 2024 /soy/, soyjak.party |
| Nationality | Jakkian |
| Political party | Kuzist-Sootist |
| Best known for | Namefagging on soyjak.party (in the past), raiding Habbo that one time |
Born to an interracial couple, xhe is a mutt, specifically a mix between a frog and a soyjak. Presumably, the frog was violently raped by the soyjak and forced to lay eggs due to le hecking Roe v. Wade, and this niggermutt baby came out. Slowly Geg began to become more autistic and retarded, so the frog father had to throw xim in the trash and xim there, presumably because of the amount of 5G waves that were emitted. This is the first instance of autism that hasn't been as a result of vaccines.
Relationships
At age 5, Geg hooked up with a girl during kindergarten (true story btw). This proves xhe is definitely not a virgin and scores tons of pussy every day. Geg has slowly soured xis relationship to women and people in general, and at one point became so autistic that xhe started to shut himself off from xis family and became heavily addicted to the internet, showing how much the internet can harm a child during the important developmental processes of childhood.
