User:MrGlasnost/Yega

	THIS ARTICLE IS A HOAX
	The subject of this article is about as real as the jarty is alive. Take everything below with a grain of sproke.

Yega, also known as Yiggy is a strange variation of Yegi created by Dr. "Whizzy" Swamp (Pathetic KYM troll). It was a hoax.

Glass Bottle Aftermath [ The ORIGIN OF YEGA ]

The story was written by Dr. Swamp in his 75 page manifesto. This manifesto was unnamed, and showed crimes that Sato caused. This incident was found in page 42 of the manifesto.

The context of this was when Sato caused a tragic murder sometime in 2019 - 2018 and Yegi was critically injured. If you find out how Yega was formed, you just run away from Yega. The first quote in the original image is: Swanky Kong is NEVER THAN EVER.

WARNING

This Story here is quite DISTURBING.

After the Glass Bottle Incident, it seems likely that Sato got arrested with the following felonies: 2 counts of Sexual Assault and partial Sodomy, as well as Murder because he killed and punctured Yegi with a glass bottle. The man would be sentenced to an approximate 12 years in prison because he squashed Yegi off the floor, and plead not guilty. Yegi would eventually go to hospital or pass away or something, because of several injuries occurred by the glass bottle. Yegi would stay with her genitals and intestines bleeding with shatters of the glass bottle, caused her to pass away and die or go to the hospital. It would require stitches, but not very complicated so they let her pass away (Not the end or something, it's sad). We are unable to ascertain what Sato caused any other crimes, but it's very tragic. And yes, when somebody made a Yegi post, he misspelled, resulting in Yega being formed.

The Original Yega Image

The Yega image is now considered Lost Media and a illiterate hoax.