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Yega / Juja, also known as Yiggy is a strange variation of Yegi created by Dr. "Whizzy" Swamp (Pathetic KYM troll). It was a infamous hoax that is or not related to the party but it was related to the 'cuck.

Glass Bottle Aftermath [ The ORIGIN OF YEGA ]

The story was written by Dr. Swamp in his 75 page manifesto. This manifesto was unnamed, and showed a few crimes that Sato caused. This incident was found in page 42 of the manifesto. It was a famous "lie" and he started haranguing about why Sato decided to KILL HER.

The context of this was when Sato caused a tragic murder sometime in 2019 - 2018 and Yegi was critically injured. If you find out how Yega was formed, you just run away from Yega. The first quote in the original image is: Swanky Kong is NEVER THAN EVER and the secondary quote is an edit of Yega, saying, "Desu Desu Hastafude!" which is created by a anonymous user referencing The Morrocan in a derogatory way.

WARNING
This Story here is quite DISTURBING.
The video i guess was Moranbong Band - Where my life came into bloom which is when the accident took place i guess.

Youtube Video ID: gLAsSW6FOh0

In the URL, gLAsS means Glass

After the Glass Bottle Incident, it seems likely that Sato got arrested with the following felonies: 2 counts of Sexual Assault and partial Sodomy, as well as Murder because he killed and punctured Yegi with a glass bottle. The man would be sentenced to an approximate 12 years in prison because he squashed Yegi off the floor, and plead not guilty. Yegi would eventually go to hospital or pass away or something, because of several injuries occurred by the glass bottle. Yegi would stay with her genitals and intestines bleeding with shatters of the glass bottle, caused her to pass away and die or go to the hospital. It would require stitches, but not very complicated so they partially let her pass away (Not the end or something, it's sad). We are unable to ascertain what Sato caused any other crimes, but it's very tragic. And yes, when somebody made a Yegi post, he misspelled, resulting in Yega being formed. Yega is now being created as a physical intermediate meme. After that, JYP Entertainment would issue a statement to the homicide that Sato Caused. This caused a massive outrage of her fanbase as well, resulted in Sato put in custody due to the extent of the murder. I think Yeji is possibly still alive but i don't know what it happened.

The Original Yega Image

The original image, with a different quote.

The Yega image is now considered Lost Media and a illiterate hoax. The original image of Yega was made by an Yegi Orbiter who is highly interested in haranguing the BTS community, and attempting to rape Jungkook. Dr. Swamp also made an edited variation of Yega, simply titled Yiggy, while the Yejibros are hustling Dr. Swamp, Swamp made a thread to appreciate Yega , which is not considered the worst thread of all time. Swamp made Yega a micro-celebrity. The original filename was called yiggy.png. Curiously, the original image was created sometime in October 23th, 2020. Actually, this is egregious and resulted in getting Sato appreciation and they say that Yegi was losing and clamping on the situation.

Personality (archived and preserved on Desuarchive):

Yiggy or, Yega is a 38 year old girl who took Benadryl since she was 36 years old. Around that time, she hassled her boyfriend Aspectro, resulted in a small harangue.

Little do we know about her bios but we do have info on her gender, she was a female and was born in 1982. Currently, she is 42 years old.

K-WAR

K-war A.K.A Yeji War
DateNovember 9, 2020
Location
/qa/, 4chan
Belligerents

/qa/

Yegabros

Yega fans
Ródan

Yejibros

Yega haters
Commanders and leaders

Sato †

Dr. Swamp

Mr. Jalopy (co-creator of Yega) (formerly †)

Trojan Horse 1 †

Trojan Horse 3
Jannies

Yegi

Trojan Horse 2 †

JYP
Strength

Dr. Swamp would ask the jannies to ban the Yejibros that they trolled Swamp.

Mr. Jalopy would come back on a 1-month break, causing to ask jannies to rageban Yejibros.

Dr. Swamp would go on a rampant attack and negotiate with the jannies and Yejibros, causing them to have a rash with Swamp.

Dr. Swamp would send out a Trojan Horse, colliding with another trojan horse that was sent out by Yejibros.

Mr. Jalopy would send a Trojan Horse causing a counter-attack to all Yejibros. The community has toned down and it was a victory.

Dr. Swamp granted access to private 4chan troll trackers.

Ródan attempts to derail every thread

Jannies have banned Yejibros for 6 hours because of animocity.

Ródan made a post issuing the ending of the war, which is confusing.

Yejibros decided to puncture Mr. Jalopy, causing him to quit on, but he made his last post before he quit.

The two trojan horses collided together, resulting in them engulfed in flames.

Yejibros managed to compromise the password/token for the private trackers used by Dr. Swamp.
Casualties and losses
Trojan Horses have collided together The jannies couldn't figure out how do do. Yejibros are losing because of the attack.

K-War, A.K.A Yeji War is a egregious conflict against the K-pop and JYP community, all hell breaks loose as Yejibros are irritated by Sato's homicidal curse that he made.

Operation: BATHSALT YEJI

After Sato killed Yegi, there's something fishy going on. Yejibros would orchestrate a raid surrounding the situation and Yega. Dr. Swamp made a statement about Sato's murder during the context behind the manifesto, as a result, the case has been disputed. During this incident, Dr. Swamp will plant a landmine next to Yejibros, but the jannies were working hard to stop this incident resulted in a animosity. This animosity would made jannies irritated and ban the Yejibros on /qa/ for 6 hours to stop this ruckus. The situation was also documented in page 65 on the unnamed manifesto. This case was extended to the ███████████. But there is no evidence that Sato responded to Swamp. It's fucking tantalizing because Sato committed a ferocious homicide against Yeji during the glass bottle incident. But this is unclear if Sato could do that. The entire K-Pop or JYP community has become enraged over the situation, making it TOXIC. A group of JYP, K-pop, J-pop and H-Pop cultists are swarming against the case, hassling the reign and would finally finish off with a Trojan Horse, resulting in a conflict named "K-War" or "Yeji War".

Threads (archived and preserved by Desuarchive):

Anonymous 2.11.2020 /qa/ No.3971423

Yegibros... we lost again... because of Yega...

Anonymous 8.11.2020 /qa/ No.3981370

ALERT: Many accomplices use Yega or "Yiggy" to troll Yejibros. Please stop this. I will also talk with Dr. Swamp later on.

The Defecator 12.11.2020 /qa/ No.3995380

   That's enough Yega for today, now the lit was eventually blown over... we must support Yeji and her funeral that caused Sato's glass bottle homicide




Anonymous 13.11.2020 /qa/ No.4000085

 I feel so sorry for Yegi because of the homicide that Sato caused.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Anonymous 13.11.2020 /qa/ No.4000125

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEGI DIED

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

The GET Steal

Dr. Swamp stole the 4000000 & 3999999 /qa/ GET after most users are inactive for obvious reasons. It was a Yega win and made most Yejibros SEETHE.

Yeji Counter-attack

HERESY!!!
Dr. Swamp replying to a Yeji thread

Dr. Swamp would summon 2 Trojan Horses, while the Yejibros themselves summoned a Trojan Horse. The first attack was occurred in 15 November 2020, when Dr. Swamp summoned a Trojan Horse, One day later, the Yejibros summoned a Trojan Horse, resulting in these two colliding. Due to this, he replied to a Yeji thread saying, "HERESY!!!". The Yejibros are extremely irritated because the attack and a few accomplices decided to help the Yejibros to defend the Yeji state and the JYP and K-Pop Community. Many accomplices and supporters of Dr. Swamp discovered the situation and they decided to defend Dr. Swamp. Which is considered a draw, because we are unable to ascertain what happened during 17 November 2020, seems like it's about time, and because of that, the counter-attack would be a success.

When Mr. Jalopy saw the horses colliding, he would summon another one in 18 November 2020, which charged to the Yeji State and Jalopy had successfully won. The K-Pop community is now halted. The war is over and received a victory. Yejibros are also akin to Dr. Swamp's heresy.

The Y-Factor

Some accomplices managed to track down Yejibros through private troll trackers even though the trackers here are NOT public and you should use Tuxler as an alternative. Palpatines are still wrecking this situation to proceed, though the 4chan troll trackers are PRIVATE. It's unknown if there's an equivocation of the private trackers, but the trackers have become haged and Dr. Swamp would create his version of the private trackers. But then it went under on a token. The token was or wasn't classified as 25579, but however the tokens are randomly generated, but at some time, Yejibros managed to breach, compromise and exploit the token, but Swamp managed to increase strictness. It's a bogus campaign and Swamp's dabbling would be rocketed to lifts as this entire operation was squashed. But it's not the end yet. The private trackers are getting stricter in another level to prevent Yejibros and scums from compromising.

This operation was halted and the private trackers were migrated to /lgbt/.

The Hijack

Yejibros decided to scram out and figure out the token for the private tracker, but when they find out that the security was tighter, Yejibros lost. And actually, a clump of passwords were leaked before the security tight, resulting in Dr. Swamp tighting the security. It was a sham because Yejibros are clipped out and the private trackers have a /qa/ refugee. Dr. Swamp would tight the security more if some token leaks were out.

It is common practice for Yejibros to do so because the passwords are confiscated through a Pro-Yeji discord server.

The Spat-Out

The case has been bloated and fleeced out because it was "damn too obnoxious", as Mr. Jalopy said and created an Anti-Yeji group for retards that hate Yeji. Yeji's idiocy would be clamped down to the murky swamp. This is the introduction to the secondary K-Pop war, as originally confirmed by Dr. Swamp:

Alright, time to make another one boy, we should completely stop the toxicity. Hagers, we have to stay tenacious, or else you'll be fleeced by the bugs... Or is it?

Soon after, Dr. Swamp would announce a second K-Pop war, this time, they managed to track down multiple JYP members and K-Pop stuff

The Squabble

The case has been soiled and come to an end while a namefag would post the following (His name is Ródan): "Is this thaé end?"

And a couple moths later, /qa/ was shut down on 2021. I'm unable to ascertain if Dr. Swamp is still online, but he was active in fridays.

Manifesto pages related to it

Page 42 (LITTLE BIT OF IT.):

After the Glass Bottle Incident, it seems likely that Sato got arrested with the following felonies: 2 counts of Sexual Assault and partial Sodomy, as well as Murder because he killed and punctured Yegi with a glass bottle. The man would be sentenced to an approximate 12 years in prison because he squashed Yegi off the floor, and plead not guilty.

Page 58:

Is this incident a lie? Or it was some schizo did that story and it wasn't just a lie or made-up hoax story. IT WAS REAL.

Page 63:

I'm going to ask Sato what happened to Yeji and her approximate rape.

Page 64 (THE SATO TALK):

Sato: Hello?

Swamp: Can you explain what happened to Yeji after the rape?

Sato: because of the rape, I might get arrested by the police.

Swamp: Thank you.

Page 65:

While i was on 4chan, i managed to make a conflict about that Yega situation.

Page 66:

I'm unable to ascertain what are Sato's felonies and sentence. But i found out he was sentenced to 12-6 years in prison and charged with assault.

Page 73

Well, 2 more pages until the end. I made a PTT (Private Troll Tracker) to spy on 4chan.

Page 75

You made it to the END.