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File:I hate zoomers.png|Those suffering from ZDS desperately cling to the media they have consumed in their childhood.
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Revision as of 07:42, 17 September 2023

Zoomer Derangement Syndrome
>Do zoomers reall-ACK
SymptomsUncontrollable seething, creation of shitty threads, Persistent Intrusive Cerebral Occupancy Syndrome
Comorbidities
TreatmentNot enough data
FrequencyAll 4cuck users born before 2000

Zoomer Derangement Syndrome (ZDS) is a mental illness characterized by extreme contempt for people born after the year 2000 and their culture. The disorder mostly affects 4chan users born before that year, especially those who pride themselves on being "oldfags". Most of those affected complain that zoomers consume different media than they did when they were young.

Those affected often have the compulsion to create shitty threads blaming zoomers for literally everything.[1] While disdain for newer generations goes back thousands of years,[2] those suffering from ZDS insist that zoomers are really that bad and that they aren't just getting old.

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