Admin
An admin (short for administrator), is the head of soyjak.party, KANG of the jannies, the ruler of the 'ru (or at least one who has some level of influence there), and an object of admiration for most soyteens due to le hecking abandonment issues (I havent taken my meds in 10 years).
There are currently two administrators, the acting owner Froot and co-admin Root who both form the Soyumvirate.
Overview
Main article: List of administrators
Including interruptions, there have been a total of 9 admins on the sharty.
Disputed Admins
The admin status of two figures, Captain Coal and Captain Cob, are disputed. Some believe they don't really count as admins, while others in the soymunnity do. The TRVTH is doebeit that they WERE admins, and you WILL NOT question the narrative.
Admins in Soylore
Main article: The Soyble
In soylore, some admins, such as Admin 6 and Admin Ϫ, hold special significance, for the legacy of their 'ministrations has already been foretold by the Soyacles and Soy Prophets, including in The Soyble (some carl sagan book).
Last Admin?
Despite all the hardships the sharty has faced, the party has still gone on. Maybe one day xhisters albeit we'll FINALLY be able to take down the heckin evil bald man glasses bigot site and become real women or real haxx0rz or whatever the fuck. In all seriousness doebeit DO NOT research this topic. You WILL NOT find out what a negative or decimal admin is. You WILL NOT find admins beyond infinity (even doe those dont actually exist). You WILL cease your investigations
CHADMIN OR FAGMIN?
It's like, le hecking subjective chuddy! Even doe if you hold the "wrong" view i WILL kill you (as soon as I have sex first)
soor was a chadmin doe because his soysona was gemmy and he set le precedents for the rest (do NOT question it okay? trvst
Admins on other sites
There's sysadmins, 4cuck admins like Rapeape, 4cuck admins in name only like Hiro, and 4cuck admins who've probably trooned out by now like m00t, and boring office admins (even doe working for shekelstein is NOT boring, goy)
