Albert
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Albert | |
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| Nationality | Albanian |
| Occupation | Chronically online |
| Years active | 2023-2024 |
| Best known for | Countrywar, being obsessed with Soytan (formerly) |
| Title | User (booru.soy) |
Albert, also sometimes called "Analbert", or "Analbirth", is a major user on the 'booru notable for being a newfag who participated in the Italo-Mexican War. Despite being a newfag, he has amassed a total of 1123 comments posted on the 'ru, compared to oldfag user Italian_Chad who has 1025 comments as of March 2024 of which he has posted in an interval of 2 years. This makes him one of the most chronically online and active namefags, if anything a user, on the 'booru.
History
His exact history is unknown, as Froot decided to delete weeks worth of 'booru posts on January 30th, 2024, but his first ever post (now deleted albeit reuploaded)[1] was most likely the one of him depicting himself as an aryan Nucob, calling out shittoko's extreme addiction to tranime gooner bait of Soytan. After that, he has continued to comment and post against satoko. After realizing xer extreme hate against Italians, more specifically South Itals, he decided to LARP as one. This has gotten Albert much praise for his role against satoko, and made him a major name in the countrywars.
Obsession with Soytan
Though being seen in positive light by many users, one of the things that has ruined his reputation as a user is his obsession with Soytan. He has set a specific category for declaring if a Soytan post is good or not, in which he called the "IAS" scale. Just like IAS means: is a soyjak and NAS means: not a soyjak, he used the same grading system to rate Soytan posts by declaring them IAS: is a Soytan, or NAS: not a Soytan, this has caused him to be called out for being a Jarty user, which he explicitly denied.
Countrywar
Albert is a complete schizo on this specific subject, as he has constantly kept changing sides. He first started on the Italian side, in which his only purpose was to annoy Satoko, though after Italian_Chad insulted his friend ShadowMario and Froot being confirmed to be Italian, he aligned with the Mexican side. To the dismay of the 'booru population, his reputation as a user has significantly decreased for this, as nobody on there likes the Mexican side, especially shittoko (I mean, who would?). This turned to be a total fail as he hasn't even posted a single pro-Mexican post, compared to all the pro-Italian posts he kept posting, meaning he had no real interest on the Mexican side to begin with, thus meaning he only joined it to be against Froot. After that, he became neutral in the countrywar and instead of being against either user, he was against both Satoko and Italian_Chad.
Post-countrywar
After moot was outed for being the false-flagger that was behind the strings on all the Chuds, alts and namefags that were causing the most damage in the countrywar, relations between Albert, Satoko_houjou_fan and Italian_Chad had began to improve significantly, knowing they have one goal to achieve: Destroying the Jartycuck. This has caused most of the countrywar to stop completely and the focus being shifted to making fun and calling out the jartycuck for his very unhealthy and extreme obsession with Soytan. This has caused Albert to completely disregard of Soytan as a whole.
