Argentina

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Argentina is a chimp reservation in South America filled with chimpanzee niggers (known colloquially as “argensimians”) that kill each other all day over cocaine and gangs. The populace of this shit stain on the world map often seethe at Uruguayans, Chileans, Brazilians, Italians, Spaniards, Portuguese, the British, Americans, and whoever else they feel like seething about. They also like posting caca dicks.

History

The origins of the Argentines can be pinpointed back to a Spanish lab in Bolivia where a bunch of monkeys that were used for testing by Spanish scientists broke out and began multiplying. They settled west of the La Plata river and Patagonia because nobody lived there. The rest of their history would consist of losing wars to Chile, Uruguay, Brazil, and Britain, and then getting colonized by Italians. Most Argensimians spend their time chimping out at random countries online and posting nigger dicks.

Notable People

See also

Italo-Argentine War