Hitler
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Adolf Hitler (April 20th, 1889 – April 30th, 1945) was a painter in his early life, soldier for Germany in WW1, writer (albeit his books are huge marge moments) and is best known for being the Chancellor/Führer/Supreme leader of Germany from 1933 to 1945 (his ack! moment) after which he escaped to Argentina.
Chud allegations
He is idolated by chuds worldwide for his opinions on politics, Jews, homosexuals and nationalism.
- Also seen as the N°1 edgiest figure on the internet (by whom?).
- Killed 6 million wholesome jewrinos in the hecking holobunga[He just did, OK?][2] which is le good or le bad or it didnt happen or whatever
Tranny allegations
Many of his detractors have claimed that he bears many similarities to trannies because he
- Is vegetarian.
- Promoted soy bean consumption as a meat replacement, see Die Sohjabonen [3]
- Shot himself (even doe he escaped to Argentina and died of old age on his villa in the 70s):
Eva !!! The Red Army are closing in on to Berlin !!!!! The people WILL remember that I was r-ACK![4]
^^^^^^ Beautiful powerful trans queen killed by the patriarchy.
It is widely believed that Hitler and most nazi clittycels ACKed xhemselves when xhey realized IT'S OVER albeit some hateful alt-right conspiracy theorists have claimed that they actually opened an epic reddit portal to hyperburgera or whatever and they did not kill themselves.
Full movie because piracy is gemmy sharty culture.
Mustache
His mustache is called the tooth brush mustache, it looks like a wendy's patty or whatever
Poopler
Poopler is said to be a the spiritual successor to Adolf Hitler. He will be the one to unite all People of Color, establish the Farbreich, and commence TMD (Total Monochrome Death).
