Eastern Europe

Map of Eastern Europe

Eastern Europe is a fantasy utopia located in the eastern part of Europe.

Definitions

Several definitions of Eastern Europe exist among online communities, but they often lack precision and may be influnced by fascist and bigoted misinformation, psyops, or other biohazards caused by all kinds of schizophrenic armies across the globe, the CIA, as well as a team of 3-4 Slovenians that just need to take their fucking meds and who still, to this day, insist on being part of le aryan hyperborean Western Evropa. These definitions are debated across cultures and among multiple fact checkers, even several science lovers, as the term has a wide range of geopolitical, geographical, cultural (((socioeconomic))), toxic and problematic connotations. It has also been described as a "Coalish", or even "chuddy" term, as the idea itself of Eastern Europe is in constant redefinition by troons, chuds, Slovenians, Estonians, Poles, Czechs, Hungarians, Slovaks, Lithuanians, my dentist, random Yugoslavian nationalists, and just about every internet citizen.

Eastern Europe according to a Romanian Geography book

The solidification of the idea of an "Eastern Europe" comes from some French philosophers that nobody gives a shit about

Countries

• Poland - Germany and England's own Mexico
• Czechia - báječná země plná drahokamů
• Slovakia
• Hungary
• Lithuania - currently holds the title for europe's highest suicide rate, leading to a troonjak hanging variant (even doe russia has the highest suicide rate in europe)
• Latvia - Lithuania in denial
• Estonia - wants to be nordic so fucking bad
• Belarus
• Ukraine
• Moldova
• Romania
• Bulgaria (the TVRAN one)
• Slovenia - Redditors have some kind of retarded inside joke claiming that Slovenes are femboys for some fucking reason
• Slovakia - same as above
• Croatia
• Bosnia & Herzegovina - Sluts for Turkroach pecker
• Serbia
• Nigger mountain, commonly known as Montenegro.
• Kosovo
• Macedonia Bulgaria in denial
• Albania - Also slvts for tiny tvrkroach pecker
• Turkey
• Russia Land of the Condemned

Denizens

• The population of Eastern Europe is comprised mainly of Europoors.

• The land has a surprisingly low percentage of niggers (that's fucking amazing), except Albania which population is spiritually niggers.