List of shitty traces

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This is a list of ‘jak variants that don’t deserve their own pages on the ‘ki, but aren’t Variant:Unknowns either. In other words, ‘jaks with a name on the ‘ru and a couple posts there too

A common thread is they are called [X]-jak. This is a common suffix used exclusively for forced coals, but it has recently been rivalled by -son as a suffix, in reference to Cobson.

Hippojak

Someone directly traced an animal, because it has a wide mouth. After that, they glued on glasses and stubble.

Hippojak doesn't look like a soyjak, even remotely, despite technically fulfilling four IAS traits (stubble, glasses, open mouth, presumably bald). Its wiki page got deleted, so this is all the info you're getting.

Shushjak

don’t know what this is

Chugsjak

Purported Cobson Killer that (((died out))). It was traced from a nigger doe so that might be a good thing (even though PND)

Dogjak

NAS dust, spiritual ancestor of catjak.

Trumpjak

Looks like an old lady lost her wig. Trumpjak was forced for a week, and doesn't look much better than other Variant:Unknowns. It could’ve been a gem.

Catjak

Was forced by a self-hating avatartroon. It's brimstone.


some other bullshit